TRon Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 we'll huff and puff but be outclassed. 3-0 Liverpool. This. It would be amazing if we could somehow get a draw but sadly they have far too many talented players and we have none. Yep. We haven't got a prayer in this match above all others, they will score at least 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest getcarter Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I don't even want to think about this. If we play like tonight they'll run up a cricket score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We'll probably play 'really' well but lose 0-2 or something. Then there'll be talk of how IF we play like that in our remaining TWO games then we'll stay up rosey and dandy. Fuck off. Just fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a fucking donkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 The 4-3-3 was devised as an emergency formation to get the best out of a horribly unbalanced squad. It has several weaknesses, paramount among which is the fact that it flat out does not work without Mark Viduka. Unfortunately, Mark Viduka at this point in his career cannot play 90 minutes. And like today, if we put Carroll in his place the whole formation just implodes. Our best bet is probably to play 4-3-3 for 60-odd minutes, pray to God that we score, and then put Carroll and Jonas on, switch to a 4-4-2, and lump forward some long balls. The only flaw to this plan of course is that we won't score goals because Michael Owen and Obafemi Martins are f***ing allergic to them. Where is Loven anyway? I'll have him over Owen on any day now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Martins is a million times more frustrating to watch. He's a fucking arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We'll win 1-0. Last minute Jonas overhead kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We'll win 1-0. Last minute Jonas overhead kick. Not in the mood, man, not in the mood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Martins is a million times more frustrating to watch. He's a fucking arsehole. How is Owen any less fustrating when the only thing that justifies is his presence on the pitch is his non-existent ability to score chances that fall to his feet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Martins is a million times more frustrating to watch. He's a f***ing arsehole. How is Owen any less fustrating when the only thing that justifies is his presence on the pitch is his non-existent ability to score chances that fall to his feet? Martins wasted the ball endlessly today. Owen didnt touch it much, when he did it was useful. He set up vidukas sitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Martins is a million times more frustrating to watch. He's a f***ing arsehole. How is Owen any less fustrating when the only thing that justifies is his presence on the pitch is his non-existent ability to score chances that fall to his feet? Because at least when he does get the ball in a non-scoring position he keeps the shagging thing. Martins however has absolutely no vision and no football intelligence. He would struggle with a 15 yard pass, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Oh, by the way, the two of them probably earn more every week than the entirety of the Stoke first team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a f***ing donkey. We have a choice between two strikers who don't score, except one of them jumps and runs about and sprays around horrible passes while he's at it, while the other is just invisible. Martins is a million times more frustrating to watch. He's a f***ing arsehole. I agree both are two ends of shit stick right now but Owens done nothing in weeks drop him play Loven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I don't think I even have the balls to watch this game. It'd be like watching someone turn off my life support machine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Albert Square Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 This game is as good as over, defeat for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We'll win 1-0. Last minute Jonas overhead kick. Not in the mood, man, not in the mood. Look, you either have to believe that we can do this or you think we're doomed. If you think we're done, then there's no point in even watching us play our last 4 matches. It's just torturing yourself. I know that many people think we're seriously down, but come Sunday, this forum will be packed again because we're still mathematically alive and that means that anything can happen. We haven't won at Anfield in ages - I know. We go there with a title-challenging team, we get beat. We go there with a CL team, we get beat. We go there with Souness, Roeder and Allardyce, we get beat. But that's all in the past. There's 90 minutes of football to be played and we still have a shot. That's it. We can still do this. I'm not going to give up until the whistle's blown after the 38th match of this season and we're in the relegation zone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Not sure yet if this is a "must not get beat" game, we'll know better after the games on Saturday. But a point out of this one could be absolutely huge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Liverpool 6-0 Nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shearer, mate, If you play Owen, don't bother coming back. Martins is worse. That boy is a fucking donkey. Martins = clown Owen = past it Both fuckin shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Loven...Carrol.Viduka.Martins...Owen Duff...............................Jonas ''''''''''''.Colo..Bass..Beye Might as well not play a midfield and just t*** it at carrol/Dukes all day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest prestonj1989 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Not sure yet if this is a "must not get beat" game, we'll know better after the games on Saturday. But a point out of this one could be absolutely huge. We are playing first out of us, Hull and Sunderland next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Teams who have gotten at least a point at Anfield this season: Arsenal, Man City, Stoke, West Ham, Everton, Hull and Fulham. Don't tell me it's impossible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Zulu Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Teams who have gotten at least a point at Anfield this season: Arsenal, Man City, Stoke, West Ham, Everton, Hull and Fulham. Don't tell me it's impossible. It's impossible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts