Guest Phil K Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Look at the players attitudes and burst into tears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I was the actual manager (Shearer), I'd be sorely tempted to give myself a squad number and play up front and show the fuckers how to do it!!!!!!! The club probably still hold his registration so why not, can't do any worse than the shower of shit we have playin there. Would make a fantastic story in years to come if he scored the winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelfoster Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 4-3-3 and go for a all out win play harper beye taylor colo edgar nolan guthrie duff martins viduka lovenkrands bench: krul jonas carroll lualua ranger not want 7 subs then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I was the manager, I would have an agent at the Hull game on his mobile phone and I would make absolutely damn sure that not one Newcastle player leaves the dressing room at Villa Park until that cunt Phil Brown has led his players out of the dressing room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If we go down, lock them in the dressing room with 1 or 2 canisters of lethal gas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I was the manager, I would have an agent at the Hull game on his mobile phone and I would make absolutely damn sure that not one Newcastle player leaves the dressing room at Villa Park until that c*** Phil Brown has led his players out of the dressing room. Why would that be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I was the manager, I would have an agent at the Hull game on his mobile phone and I would make absolutely damn sure that not one Newcastle player leaves the dressing room at Villa Park until that c*** Phil Brown has led his players out of the dressing room. Why would that be? So they don't get our final result with 5-10 minutes left to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I was the manager, I would have an agent at the Hull game on his mobile phone and I would make absolutely damn sure that not one Newcastle player leaves the dressing room at Villa Park until that c*** Phil Brown has led his players out of the dressing room. Why would that be? So they don't get our final result with 5-10 minutes left to play. Ah indeed, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Put all the players' loved ones in a room and tell the team I'll execute them all if you don't win. A Winston Churchill / this is SPARTA / Lord of the Rings final battle / Rocky - type mega inspirational team talk is required. They better start like they are playing for their lives! Go in where it hurts, fight to the death type mentality is required. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Get in Paul McKenna. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Get in Paul McKenna. Derren Brown is better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Put all the players' loved ones in a room and tell the team I'll execute them all if you don't win. A Winston Churchill / this is SPARTA / Lord of the Rings final battle / Rocky - type mega inspirational team talk is required. They better start like they are playing for their lives! Go in where it hurts, fight to the death type mentality is required. Yes but if you are a spent force physically as key members of our squad patently are, how is high motivation going to counter young fit athletic opponents swarming all over you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Sensible thing is to keep it as tight as possible for as long as possible and go for the win if we need to. Not sure we're capable of doing the above but that's why we're in this fucking mess in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 attack like fuck, we cant defend, and we wont know whether a draw is good enough, go for the win and hope the others dont pull it off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'd have thought a match like this is beyond tactical fiddling, and almost entirely about motivation. Decide what you want to do, make sure it is simple, inspire the players, and get them to absolutely sweat blood to make it happen. Shearer's pre match and half time talk are going to be absolutely fucking essential. Watching your lot of late, the one thing that struck me was that your players don't look particularly bothered. We played Hull recently, and despiute them being wank, they at least looked like they cared. Stoke City have survived this season almost entirely based on that. Shearer absolutely has to fire them up and instill the right spirit in them. If he doesn't do that, then the task at hand gets twice as hard as soon as they get on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Just get every toon player on our goal line for 90 minutes and hope that we can score a goal from our goal kicks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Play for the draw. We don't have the pace to chase back if we get caught with too many men going forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Play for the draw. We don't have the pace to chase back if we get caught with too many men going forward. Trouble with that is what happens if we are holding on to a draw and then suddenly with 2 minutes to go things change elsewhere and we need a win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'd have thought a match like this is beyond tactical fiddling, and almost entirely about motivation. Decide what you want to do, make sure it is simple, inspire the players, and get them to absolutely sweat blood to make it happen. Shearer's pre match and half time talk are going to be absolutely fucking essential. Watching your lot of late, the one thing that struck me was that your players don't look particularly bothered. We played Hull recently, and despiute them being wank, they at least looked like they cared. Stoke City have survived this season almost entirely based on that. Shearer absolutely has to fire them up and instill the right spirit in them. If he doesn't do that, then the task at hand gets twice as hard as soon as they get on the pitch. that is the biggest fear we have about our players, is that 60% of them don't give a fuck whether we stay up or go down shearer need's to install some fear into them and make them be bothered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 When all the players are waiting in the tunnel we need to have our players ask the Aston Villa player opposite them where are they going on their holiday. Get their minds off their game and on to their holiday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Get in Paul McKenna. Or Uri Geller again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I've gone for 'Other - you picky fothermucker' - it's obviously the way to approach the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintscoobz Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 drop owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd have thought a match like this is beyond tactical fiddling, and almost entirely about motivation. Decide what you want to do, make sure it is simple, inspire the players, and get them to absolutely sweat blood to make it happen. Shearer's pre match and half time talk are going to be absolutely fucking essential. Watching your lot of late, the one thing that struck me was that your players don't look particularly bothered. We played Hull recently, and despiute them being wank, they at least looked like they cared. Stoke City have survived this season almost entirely based on that. Shearer absolutely has to fire them up and instill the right spirit in them. If he doesn't do that, then the task at hand gets twice as hard as soon as they get on the pitch. We only seem to care in the second half, this was particularly noticable at stoke. He needs to work on his pre-match talks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd have thought a match like this is beyond tactical fiddling, and almost entirely about motivation. Decide what you want to do, make sure it is simple, inspire the players, and get them to absolutely sweat blood to make it happen. Shearer's pre match and half time talk are going to be absolutely fucking essential. Watching your lot of late, the one thing that struck me was that your players don't look particularly bothered. We played Hull recently, and despiute them being wank, they at least looked like they cared. Stoke City have survived this season almost entirely based on that. Shearer absolutely has to fire them up and instill the right spirit in them. If he doesn't do that, then the task at hand gets twice as hard as soon as they get on the pitch. We only seem to care in the second half, this was particularly noticable at stoke. He needs to work on his pre-match talks. Or pick 11 players who he thinks will care enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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