Si Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 England's finest premier league players manage to score past an amateur team shock Better than them failing to score shock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Haha, hilariously s*** defending. "Really we'll worked goal" = a simple one two around three static defenders. It was a really well-worked goal. You're such a churlish bastard . They've got everyone back, all the time, on a really slippy pitch. You've still got to work hard to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You can keep your orange, cherry or lemon, Oxlade's my favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Terrible decision by the linesman. Could be costly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Did they get the officials from San Marino as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Is Carroll in the squad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Is Carroll in the squad? Played for the Under-21s. What? There's another Carroll? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Anyone else think the officials probably feel a little sorry for San Marino? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 These are ace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The keeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Floodgates are about to open. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Now that is a really well worked goal. Great pass by Rooney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 These are ace. They're even worse than I expected, and I wasn't expecting much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Sewelly is fuming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 http://backofthenet.wikia.com/wiki/Tactics_Truck Tactics Truck The Tactics Truck was an ill-fated segment on p*ss poor ITV show The Premiership. It was hated by everyone and led many people to regard perpetrator Andy Townsend as one of history’s greatest monsters. During a bleak period between 2001 and 2004, ITV managed to get their greasy, error-prone mitts on the Premier League highlights. As well as putting the show on at stupid times, employing second-rate pundits, throwing in countless advert breaks and using U2's 'Beautiful Day' as its theme tune, ITV decided they wanted to add a segment dedicated to the tactical side of the game. They did this by creating the Tactics Truck. The Truck would be parked outside grounds and unpopular numbskull Andy Townsend would replay goals, ringing things and stating the f***ing obvious. Townsend would bring players into the Truck and explain to them why they conceded three goals against Bolton, often managing to say ‘I tell you what’ in excess of 100 times in four minutes. It was dismal, embarrassing, superfluous fare. One of the few highlights of the Tactics Truck’s reign of ignominy was the visit of Dion Dublin, who was at the time plying his trade for Aston Villa and had netted against Liverpool. After some typically uninspired comments including ‘It was a good goal, I’m pleased for you,’ to which Dublin responded ‘Cheers mate’, Townsend asked Dublin what he thought Villa’s chances were in the UEFA Cup and it emerged that the journeyman striker had no idea who his side were playing in midweek. During a famous visit to the Tactics Truck, the segment was interrupted as the vehicle began to slowly move. Townsend had illegally parked outside Stamford Bridge and was towed away, swearing in protest out the window. Hatred of the Tactics Truck The Tactics Truck came to be so reviled by football fans across the country that it had to be given 24-hour police protection. Townsend, who drove, reported from and lived in the truck, has never shaken the stigma. :spit: :spit: Every bit of that is classic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Anyone else think the officials probably feel a little sorry for San Marino? Quite often happens . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 We usually make hard work of these sort of opponents but we're working the wings really nicely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What level are San Marino btw? It's quite likely some of the posters on here would get a call up if they happened to be born there isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Does this count to our coefficients? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What level are San Marino btw? It's quite likely some of the posters on here would get a call up if they happened to be born there isn't it? Their entire population would fit in SJP 1.5 times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What level are San Marino btw? It's quite likely some of the posters on here would get a call up if they happened to be born there isn't it? Joint bottom of FIFA ranking two years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Some of Young's passing has been really poor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 what a goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Take a bow son Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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