Hanshithispantz Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Probably plant a rape victims pubes in the back seat of his car or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I wonder how he's got hold of the pubes of a rape-victim... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. The f***. Edit: Aha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. Wouldn't be suprised if it was exactly what he is going to say tomorrow. Especially the words about Barton seem very realistic and Pardew-like to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. I wont bother now, i reckon thats spot on, carry on film on ch4 for me then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. Plus the 2011 summer mantra: "We've been in for world class players but unfortunately it hasn't gone our way and they've ended up at other clubs. Hopefully the fans will see that as a sign of our ambition and our willingness to invest in the squad". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On Barton: "Joey has made it very clear since not being given the contrat he wants that he's not happy at the club. When that happens, it's best for both parties to have a clean break." On Jose: "Jose wants to move on, there's little we could have done. He was offered an exceptional contract." On transfers: "Hopefully one, ideally two in before Arsenal. Market will begin to heat up in the last fortnight of the window. It was important to move one or two out first." And then a lot of bollocks about how Fiorentina will be a great test, good occasion, chance to put out a strong team. Zzzz zzz. I'd have loved to see you try this when Kinnear was about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Would be like playing golf in heavy snow. Which as it happens, reminds me of Joe's hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 cyoungdailymail Colin Young Absolutely no doubt they will deny it but Sunderland had a dabble at Barton availability - very good sources Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 If you can't beat 'em, sign 'em. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 cyoungdailymail Colin Young Absolutely no doubt they will deny it but Sunderland had a dabble at Barton availability - very good sources I hope it's not the same sources which told him we'd banned everyone from Twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Tottenham-Celtic-leading-contenders-sign-Joey-Barton-Newcastle-but-70k-per-week-wages-make-loan-more-likely-than-permanent-move-article780745.html read title etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 There's no way in hell we'll let him go on loan. That really wouldn't make any sense. We wouldn't want to pay part of his wages for a first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Home to bed now, training tomo........... #hopefullynotalone 8 minutes ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Home to bed now, training tomo........... #hopefullynotalone 8 minutes ago http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/11338/forever-alone.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Stoke City and Celtic. Ha! Sounds about right. Will end up in Scotland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Home to bed now, training tomo........... #hopefullynotalone 8 minutes ago http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/11338/forever-alone.gif Was just thinking about that image Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Barton would have a field day at Stoke City. A team that solely relies on big men in the box and having sex with each other in the showers after the match. Whipping in balls for Jones and Fuller, then Shawcross and Huth aswell with set pieces. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Could you make it sound any gay-er? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Telegraph reckons that Barnetta is close to signing, and that Barton is looking at digging his heels in to stay due to the low grade teams that have shown an interest, even on a free. Looks like agent Willie McKunt has been leading him up the garden path with his tall stories about top 4 clubs rushing to fight for his signature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Telegraph reckons that Barnetta is close to signing, and that Barton is looking at digging his heels in to stay due to the low grade teams that have shown an interest, even on a free. Looks like agent Willie McKunt has been leading him up the garden path with his tall stories about top 4 clubs rushing to fight for his signature. Been said before, Willie McKay is a f***ing c***. I feel that he is to blame for all this mess too. Won't hold my breath about the stuff about Barnetta though, simply can't trust Luke Edwards' words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Home to bed now, training tomo........... #hopefullynotalone 8 minutes ago Ah, Joey. Can't help but love him, if only just a little. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 @Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Home to bed now, training tomo........... #hopefullynotalone 8 minutes ago Don't wanna be, all by myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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