Cajun Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Barton...... as a .......father? He will be patronising parents on the best way to raise children within a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "If your baby's being a helmet then throw it another bone to gnaw on #parentingiseasy" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 "If your baby's being a helmet then throw it another bone to gnaw on #parentingiseasy" Funnier than it should've been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Unable to come to compromise on whether Joey Jnr should watch teletubbies or documentary on Heidegger #parentconflict Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Got little Morrissey his first outift........#fightthepower http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2084/cheo.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Walked in to hear her telling the bairn “language is fundamentally responsible for capitalism." Fuming.#BaudrillardIsShite #wifeisahelmet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Is he really naming the kid Morrissey? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 No I made that up but would it be a surprise? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Morrissey will probably be the baby's middle name. Fluorescent Adolescent Morrissey Barton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Joseph Barton He's here Cassius Joseph Barton. 7 pound 3 oz. Mother and baby are fine. Wow what a blessing that is....... #quivereringwreck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Congrats, Joey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Cassius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Congrats Joey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Congrats Joseph. 4 weeks until he changes the kids name to Muhammad Ali Barton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Haha, reminds me of a Monkey Dust sketch. [some new parents are discussing what to name their baby.] Mother: I know what we should call him. How about Jacoby? Baby: [thinking] What? Father: That's nice, although I had rather set my heart on Hugo. Baby: [thinking] Hugo? Hugo?! You fucking twat! Father: Then again, we could name him after my grandfather, Thursby. Baby: [thinking] You absolute fucking tosser! They will beat me like a Chipperfield monkey! Mother: No, I know what's nice. Baby: [thinking] Dave! Steve! Chris! Steve! Dave! Anything! Mother: Hercules! Baby: [thinking] Oh, that's a good idea - if I want to be a fucking gladiator! Father: The classical touch is nice, but how about Archimedes? Baby: [thinking] How about "Fucking Gaylord" and be done with it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Cassius... after the boxer or is JB a Foals fan? congrats to him anyway and good luck to Cassius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Cassius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 LiterallyJamie Not Jamie Redknapp Welcome to the world Cassius Joseph Barton - so named because his dad's love of fighting and being ridiculed on Twitter. 1 hour ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Of Latin origin, the meaning of the name Cassius is often described as "empty, vain, hollow, poor, or robbed". Like father like son... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schmuck Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Why name your kid after a watch? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Maybe his missus is a Shakespeare buff? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Congrats Joey. (The name Cassius though, hmmm). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 His lass is canny nice like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 His lass is canny nice like £80kpw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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