TaylorJ_01 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Its a world wide thing. Alright, what boring bastards worldwide get Carragher? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Some scousers I'd imagine, but it's a very glory hunter type list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 What boring bastards get Carragher? The Carragher family. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Argentina footballer Lionel Messi has reportedly formed an Oasis tribute band. According to The Sun, the Barcelona playmaker takes on the Noel Gallagher role in the group and has recruited a teammate to sing as Liam. "Our disguise is based on how Oasis looked in the mid-'90s. We have our wigs, clothes and glasses sorted," Messi is quoted as saying. "I also spent a lot of time getting the mannerisms right. "We'll visit the UK. If you're at a pub or club where we are performing and see past our disguises there'll be a decent prize in it for you." Messi reportedly added that he has already invited Noel to come and see the group play when they next tour. The footballer's national teammate Carlos Tevez last year promised to teach the Gallagher brothers how to Latin dance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Messi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Rangers game sold out. A bit gutted, was planning to get tickets and sort trains tomorrow seeing I found out i could go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top 10 selling named shirts 1. 'Torres 9' (Liverpool) 2. 'Gerrard 8' (Liverpool) 3. 'Rooney 10' (Manchester United) 4. 'Fabregas 4' (Arsenal) 5. 'Arshavin 23' (Arsenal) 6. 'Lampard 8' (Chelsea) 7. 'Drogba 11' (Chelsea) 8. 'Owen 7' (Manchester United) 9. 'Carragher 23' (Liverpool) 10. 'Tevez 32' (Manchester City) Full story @ http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/20751/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Roy Hodgson is the new Liverpool manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 The idiot that runs the Toon Blog is running a story that the Everton match has sold out. http://aggbot.com/docs/link.php?id=10339278&r=tw&c=48 Tickets aren't even on sale yet! Fucking muppet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 We're playing Everton tomorrow. Howay Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Portsmouth are playing HMRC. Howay HMRC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Record winning margin, I predict. Some would say by millions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2010/08/03/fabricio-coloccini-set-for-emotional-return-to-old-club-72703-26985578/? FABRICIO COLOCOCCINI :colo: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Mr Mitchell said HMRC had worked out that Pompey owed the taxman £30m. 'This assessment goes back some way - to the tax year of 2006/07 - and has been a very complex investigation. 'PAYE should have been paid and has not been paid. 'What has happened is that for some years the club has entered into sham agreements under which players were being paid in repsect of image rights when in fact there was no commercial basis for it. 'It was a sham. It was a way in which the club could pay the money into a tax haven http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UicgYwyB2Bw/SSgX3YSC6ZI/AAAAAAAABso/Mj9azqgP0cg/s400/aaarrrryyy.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Mr Mitchell said HMRC had worked out that Pompey owed the taxman £30m. 'This assessment goes back some way - to the tax year of 2006/07 - and has been a very complex investigation. 'PAYE should have been paid and has not been paid. 'What has happened is that for some years the club has entered into sham agreements under which players were being paid in repsect of image rights when in fact there was no commercial basis for it. 'It was a sham. It was a way in which the club could pay the money into a tax haven http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UicgYwyB2Bw/SSgX3YSC6ZI/AAAAAAAABso/Mj9azqgP0cg/s400/aaarrrryyy.jpg Really looks like Redknapper is getting off on shamming the tax man in that photo! But I still can't work out why this guy's reputation isn't tarnished, thats the biggest sham he's pulled so far - like Keyser Soze/The Devil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2010/08/03/fabricio-coloccini-set-for-emotional-return-to-old-club-72703-26985578/? FABRICIO COLOCOCCINI :colo: How did they make such a glaring error? It's even in caps at the start of the article Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 That spelling of Colo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Mark Hughes: "We don't have the distractions of the Europa League and I think that will be an advantage" Top ten would be a good season this year". I'd be pissed off if I was a Fulham fan right now. Calling a Europa League Final run a "distraction", from a possible top 10 finish. Terrible really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Mr Mitchell said HMRC had worked out that Pompey owed the taxman £30m. 'This assessment goes back some way - to the tax year of 2006/07 - and has been a very complex investigation. 'PAYE should have been paid and has not been paid. 'What has happened is that for some years the club has entered into sham agreements under which players were being paid in repsect of image rights when in fact there was no commercial basis for it. 'It was a sham. It was a way in which the club could pay the money into a tax haven http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UicgYwyB2Bw/SSgX3YSC6ZI/AAAAAAAABso/Mj9azqgP0cg/s400/aaarrrryyy.jpg Really looks like Redknapper is getting off on shamming the tax man in that photo! But I still can't work out why this guy's reputation isn't tarnished, thats the biggest sham he's pulled so far - like Keyser Soze/The Devil. because hes mates with all the journos so they don't write bad things about him in return he tells them his transfer targets so and so is a terrific player or in other cases hes the unnamed source papers come out with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Sky Sports News translation: "And we are bringing you an exclusive press conference at 2pm" really means "And we are bringing you an exclusive empty table from 2pm, until they finally show up at about 2.45pm" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Looks like they've added some more hand/foot prints to the football pitch thing at St James metro, had a little cordon around and a wooden box over it with a cone on top. Was right at the end so I guess it's either a defender or keeper - Harper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 It's Harper. Was on Look North a week or so ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 http://www.cracked.com/funny-953-soccer/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/133611120.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1280877069&Signature=hkPt2qGHk0JuSYR%2F4qVzuZbxrDI%3D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Some poor deluded people think Owen is set to sign for Bristol City. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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