Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tap yourself out? I was more thinking of faking a migraine but the anger in her face will actually give me a real one. Oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Say you're still recovering from shock at the fixture lists news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Snap your cock off/come out. Tbh she's so manly i'm already half way there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/dec/02/borussia-dortmund-premier-league?CMP=twt_gu Completely agree with everything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Admit it, you're the man behind the Big Sam twitter aren't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Say you're still recovering from shock at the fixture lists news. If i mention football she would punch me to the ground violently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Admit it, you're the man behind the Big Sam twitter aren't you? I wish i was, they would get first airing on here Alas i'm not in his league for funnies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? make it look like your house has been robbed, then she won't be in the mood for sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? make it look like your house has been robbed, then she won't be in the mood for sex. Seeing as she has taken a sabatical from housework, it looks like we've been burgled as it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 In the football NWOAT thread, I love it. Well i didn't know what to do or where to put it, tbh i'm sitting here watching the clock biting my nails. Frankly i'm petrified. Why would the clock be biting your nails? Strange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 In the football NWOAT thread, I love it. Well i didn't know what to do or where to put it, tbh i'm sitting here watching the clock biting my nails. Frankly i'm petrified. Why would the clock be biting your nails? Strange. Nerves my friend, nerves.........inability to think straight knowing whats close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Blame Europa League and injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well wouldn't you know its Mrs Bimpy's 38th birthday today. Just before she left for work she whispered softly into my ear like a foghorn "i'll home at 10pm tonight darling". Ahh f***, i know what this means, she has the horn but once a year and birthday time it is. Personally i'm blaming the fecking moon for not bringing the menstrual cycle to my rescue, but no the useless lump of rock has let me down.......again. Wish me luck guys and light a candle for me this time next year, if i disappear forever after tonight. A horned up Humongous orang u tang is enough to give anyone a heart attack. It was nice knowing you bimpy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well wouldn't you know its Mrs Bimpy's 38th birthday today. Just before she left for work she whispered softly into my ear like a foghorn "i'll home at 10pm tonight darling". Ahh fuck, i know what this means, she has the horn but once a year and birthday time it is. Personally i'm blaming the fecking moon for not bringing the menstrual cycle to my rescue, but no the useless lump of rock has let me down.......again. Wish me luck guys and light a candle for me this time next year, if i disappear forever after tonight. A horned up Humongous orang u tang is enough to give anyone a heart attack. Best post ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Blame Europa League and injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Blame Europa League and injuries. Yeah that was pretty good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well she is always moaning that i never watch owt with her, and seeing as she got 4 DVD's for her birthday today i could suggest watching one of them. But if she has that look in her eye, a look that could scare any living being, well i'm afraid it'll be game over for me. To kind of know how i feel, its a bit like changing a nappy when your a Dad, you do it because you have to (baby's mum is out), come on the Dads on here you know what i'm talking about. Or its like cleaning an elderly person who has shat themselves. That kind of feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well wouldn't you know its Mrs Bimpy's 38th birthday today. Just before she left for work she whispered softly into my ear like a foghorn "i'll home at 10pm tonight darling". Ahh f***, i know what this means, she has the horn but once a year and birthday time it is. Personally i'm blaming the fecking moon for not bringing the menstrual cycle to my rescue, but no the useless lump of rock has let me down.......again. Wish me luck guys and light a candle for me this time next year, if i disappear forever after tonight. A horned up Humongous orang u tang is enough to give anyone a heart attack. I reckon she'll be a little early due to the excitement. Think she'll pulling in the drive about now. I'll be thinking of you for the next hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well wouldn't you know its Mrs Bimpy's 38th birthday today. Just before she left for work she whispered softly into my ear like a foghorn "i'll home at 10pm tonight darling". Ahh f***, i know what this means, she has the horn but once a year and birthday time it is. Personally i'm blaming the fecking moon for not bringing the menstrual cycle to my rescue, but no the useless lump of rock has let me down.......again. Wish me luck guys and light a candle for me this time next year, if i disappear forever after tonight. A horned up Humongous orang u tang is enough to give anyone a heart attack. I reckon she'll be a little early due to the excitement. Think she'll pulling in the drive about now. I'll be thinking of you for the next hour. She took a car boot full of cakes to work, hopefully she will still be stuffing her face with the rest of her workmates and i'll have a few extra minutes to contemplate things. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 http://kethealthperiod4.edublogs.org/files/2011/04/Ketamine-1veudcr.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Whispered softly in my ear like a foghorn :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Wtf is a foghorn? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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