GuyP Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The worst bit of that interview, "well, if the club happens to be located right next to my house, then great!"... Basic translation "Ill only train if training takes place in my garden...even then, ill probably take the helicopter to get there..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 It would be ridiculous if he ends up at Everton. How the fuck are these kind of teams coming in for him man? I was stunned he got the gig at Man Utd, but to do shite there and still get a top 7 club ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Allegedly he has a Wallace and Gromit style machine that tips him out of bed, makes him a cuppa, dresses him then helicopters him to training. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Just had a look at his Wiki page, has he really only played 102 games in the last 7 years? What a clown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Sounds like he's gonna have a club sorted on Wednesday according to his Twitter. @Joey7Barton @themichaelowen where u off mate? @themichaelowen @Joey7Barton I will tell you on Wednesday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Gonna be us aint it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Sounds like he's gonna have a club sorted on Wednesday according to his Twitter. @Joey7Barton @themichaelowen where u off mate? @themichaelowen @Joey7Barton I will tell you on Wednesday! Off back to Liverpool then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Liverpool I'll laugh so hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Got to be the MLS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Obvious hint dropped there, Sheffield Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Liverpool or Sunderland please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Obvious hint dropped there, Sheffield Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Liverpool don't want him according to tomorrow's papers. No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brendan_Rice Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Liverpool don't want him according to tomorrow's papers. Have you got a time machine Dave? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'd rather have Heskey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 1 in 19 chance is too close for my liking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Liverpool don't want him according to tomorrow's papers. No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brendan_Rice Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 paddypower: NEWS FLASH: Michael Owen to reveal his new club on Wednesday, I reckon it's a putter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 This Spanish ITK show I have taken on watching seem to take the piss of Owen by linking him with the stupidest possible clubs. Botafogo on friday, AIK yesterday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuneaton Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 if this clown showed up for nuneaton town id be fucking embarrased Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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