Skeletor Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 He's like an evil boring Milner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Just went onto his twitter and seen what he tweeted before PSG v Chelsea michael owen Verified account @themichaelowen The calm before the storm in Paris! ... Read more lobs on Sportlobster..: What an utter fucking moron. Pretty sure he's the only fucker who uses Sportlobster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Rock lobster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Part of me always hopes 'serious accident' when this thread gets bumped. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Part All of me always hopes 'serious accident' when this thread gets bumped. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I mean, the man is a shitbag, but I can't say I think the whole Madrid->Newcastle transfer is all that damning. He wanted to go back to the team he loved and supported, why is that such a bad thing? He could've rejected our wage offer, but god knows where that would've even left him. There's no guarantees Madrid would fold and accept the 12m from Liverpool at that point. I agree that it's not that damming (but I do hate him). But "loved and supported", don't think Owen loves anything, especially not a football club. 'Club that he was familliar with and more likely to get him medals than Newcastle'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I mean, the man is a shitbag, but I can't say I think the whole Madrid->Newcastle transfer is all that damning. He wanted to go back to the team he loved and supported, why is that such a bad thing? He could've rejected our wage offer, but god knows where that would've even left him. There's no guarantees Madrid would fold and accept the 12m from Liverpool at that point. I agree that it's not that damming (but I do hate him). But "loved and supported", don't think Owen loves anything, especially not a football club. 'Club that he was familliar with and more likely to get him medals than Newcastle'. He 'loved and supported' them so much that he signed for Man U on a free. He loves horses and money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 http://oi67.tinypic.com/28gxtsm.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/13/well-done-hes-13-revisiting-michael-owens-soccer-skills/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 http://oi67.tinypic.com/28gxtsm.jpg [emoji23] [emoji23] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Must confess I now love listening to Owen just for his comical views Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 You could probably make a compilation like that for most commentators tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'm squeezing the life out of this one. http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen would appear far worse, if it wasn't for Michael Gray; who has opened up a whole new stretch on the shit punditry spectrum. And what is going on with the suit 'thing'? Cut-away collars ala some 1990s stock market trader, dodgy stitched-in hankie popping out of top pocket, glasses hooked in same poke keeping his snot rag company. Slicked back hair and designer stubble; the man's a frigging mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen would appear far worse, if it wasn't for Michael Gray; who has opened up a whole new stretch on the s*** punditry spectrum. And what is going on with the suit 'thing'? Cut-away collars ala some 1990s stock market trader, dodgy stitched-in hankie popping out of top pocket, glasses hooked in same poke keeping his snot rag company. Slicked back hair and designer stubble; the man's a frigging mess. He's 4'8". He has to do something to stand out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. I like the Partridge-esque 'yeah' after that bloke revs the engine for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Part of me always hopes 'serious accident' when this thread gets bumped. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. He's so tiny. Looks like a toddler among those cars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 The video is superb. He literally says buying a car is like making love to a beautiful woman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 The video is superb. He literally says buying a car is like making love to a beautiful woman "You've got to slide the key home, push the right buttons, and wait for her to growl" I'll get me coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 He's just such a fucking loser. If there's any justice in the world he must have been bullied relentlessly at every club he's played for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I'd happily sit back and watch him be eaten by an anaconda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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