midds Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Everton could be a realistic option for Owen actually. Give over, they might ask him to play from time to time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 What the fuck could a Michael Owen app do? Disable your phone for large periods of the year, while placing large emphasis on horse racing and helicopters? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 What the fuck could a Michael Owen app do? Disable your phone for large periods of the year, while placing large emphasis on horse racing and helicopters? Add £5 per week to your monthly bill for doing precisely fuck all? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He's releasing an app What? What? What? To be fair, if he were actually in on it, it could be a funny app. But he's not. So it's the worst app ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ruined two shirts by getting his name on them. Should have got someone good like Xisco or Luque instead Fucking hell. I could never stop my mother sending me Owen-related LFC/England crap despite my protestations, but at least I never had a shirt with the gobshite's name on it. Given how well he did for us back in the day, I must have been psychic … Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PENKAAA Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He's releasing an app What? What? What? To be fair, if he were actually in on it, it could be a funny app. But he's not. So it's the worst app ever. Imagine if he did a soundboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He should release a doll, like Al Gore: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 He's releasing an app What? What? What? To be fair, if he were actually in on it, it could be a funny app. But he's not. So it's the worst app ever. Imagine if he did a soundboard. Oh yes! Please, please, please, someone make an Owen soundboard! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 He's releasing an app What? What? What? To be fair, if he were actually in on it, it could be a funny app. But he's not. So it's the worst app ever. Imagine if he did a soundboard. Oh yes! Please, please, please, someone make an Owen soundboard! Here are some quotes someone may like to include:- Ow, my knee Ouch, my toe Aaaaiiieee, my hamstring 15 grand on the nose These biscuits are delicious Shall we go to the garden centre on Saturday afternoon? I've had a grest idea lads, let's play charades Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Application has expectedly shut down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Owen: "I can still break England's goalscoring record." http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1010298/michael-owen:-i-can-break-bobby-charlton's-england-scoring-record?cc=5901 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 he manager is the only man who will know the answer why. Maybe it's because you never, ever play football and have scored about 5 goals in 3 years. If he was serious about achieving anything further in the game he'd at least go to a club where he'll get time on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 He's got a point that he was dropped (to the bench) by Capello for the France match in 2008 when he was playing really well for us under KK. He probably would have had a better start under any other new England manager that time. Apart from that, it's funny that he thinks he'll get into an England team again. Any new manager following Capello, even Owen himself, would see that there are too many strikers who are actually available for more than just 10 games a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 He he... 10 goals shy of breaking the record. Must be eating him up to be fair, knowing he's so close, but also so unlikely to get the chance to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 He's got a point that he was dropped (to the bench) by Capello for the France match in 2008 when he was playing really well for us under KK. He probably would have had a better start under any other new England manager that time. Apart from that, it's funny that he thinks he'll get into an England team again. Any new manager following Capello, even Owen himself, would see that there are too many strikers who are actually available for more than just 10 games a season. He doesn't really have any strong point there. I think Capello just wanted to try Gerrard behind Rooney from what I remember there's nothing wrong with that. If he ever wanted to play for England again he'd have left Man United in the summer rather than sign a new deal. We've had a few squads that have been light on strikers when people like Jay Boothroyd getting call-ups. If he was playing regularly in the PL then he would have been capped since that friendly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 It took him 10 years to get 40 goals when he was actually a decent player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 It's hilarious that he seems to think he's not been picked because of a grudge and not because he's never on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 His record was very good to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 It took him 10 years to get 40 goals when he was actually a decent player. His goals to games ratio speaks for him, though. I'm not a fan of Owen, but the stats he has at any club before Man Utd (even there, when you only count starts) are massive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 He he... 10 goals shy of breaking the record. Must be eating him up to be fair, knowing he's so close, but also so unlikely to get the chance to do it. Honestly can't see that the cunt really gives a shit. If he actually cared, then he wouldn't be content with sitting on the bench for the final years of his career. Love that they say he's been reduced to a bit-part role at Man Utd, not like that's all he's been since he went there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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