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Guest BooBoo

Rooney's big mates with Kelly Jones from Stereophonics and has "Just enough education to perform" tattooed on his arm.

 

Who's that arsehole kidding, he's got bog all education, the pug nosed imbecile!

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Guest BooBoo

is that really AS on twitter? @alansmithy17

 

"I am the Alan Smith"

 

:lol:

 

Silence you fool for I AM THE ALAN SMITH!

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@daphne_cheung has an unhealthy obsession with Alan Smith.....

 

I need Alan Smith so badly <3

 

OMG! I can finally find your twitter! You know. You're always my all-time favourite footballer! ALWAYS!
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@daphne_cheung has an unhealthy obsession with Alan Smith.....

 

I need Alan Smith so badly <3

 

OMG! I can finally find your twitter! You know. You're always my all-time favourite footballer! ALWAYS!

 

@AlanSmithy17 Smithy,I cant help screaming when i found your twitter! Its Daphne from HongKong.Hope u remember me.Feel free to reply me pls!

 

http://www.alan-partridge.com/IMages/michael1.png

 

 

"So he flips her over and f...f..funnily enough it starts first time and they just drive off."

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another AS on twitter?

@AlanSmithNufc

 

have 7k followers

 

 

Doubt it:

 

Alan Smith

@AlanSmithNufc Newcastle/Leeds

The Napoleon Bonaparte of northern football, pioneer of the yorkshire leg-snap

 

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Guest Nile Rangers Dreads

another AS on twitter?

@AlanSmithNufc

 

have 7k followers

 

Are you Daphne Cheung?

No :D but I respect him. I'm NUFC fan since 2002.

Just reminds me of the sketch with the Martin Clunes fans from "Come Fly with me".

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luisnani Nani

I am sexy

 

luisnani Nani

When you fall asleep and leave your phone on the table around the team it is dangerous because the boys write crazy things on your twitter!

 

 

:lol:

 

 

What crazy guys!

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luisnani Nani

I am sexy

 

luisnani Nani

When you fall asleep and leave your phone on the table around the team it is dangerous because the boys write crazy things on your twitter!

 

 

:lol:

 

 

What crazy guys!

 

They are all absolutely out of fucking control.

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luisnani Nani

I am sexy

 

luisnani Nani

When you fall asleep and leave your phone on the table around the team it is dangerous because the boys write crazy things on your twitter!

 

 

:lol:

 

 

What crazy guys!

 

You can tell Owen was the brains behind that bit of outrageous banter.

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Imagine having Alan Smith as your favourite footballer? f***ing hell, I actually feel suicidal at the thought. :kinnear:

 

:lol:

 

Anybody who's favourite player is Alan Smith doesn't know anything about football and frankly doesn't deserve to follow this sport.

 

The only people excused here are Alan Smith, and his mother.

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