Superior Acuña Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Linekar confirmed as fake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Tbh, if Shearer does sign up to Twitter, can't see him tweeting anything remotely interesting... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 It would be a big mistake for Shearer to sign up. He'd get constant abuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Tbh, if Shearer does sign up to Twitter, can't see him tweeting anything remotely interesting... @AlanShearer Anyone heard of a lad called Ben Arfa? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Lineker is really good value on Twitter. Genuinely witty and likeable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Would imagine Nobby Solano's agent will be buying a new phone today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Been up since 6am reading 'American Psycho' and listening to 'Straight Outta Compton'. I'm so fucking pumped I think I might rape myself. I'm genuinely tempted to swagger onto the pitch today dressed like Eazy-E. During his bad-boy pomp, though. Not at the end when he was ravaged by the vicious tentacles of AIDS. No-one wants to see that at Wembley. thebigsam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'm so fucking pumped I think I might rape myself. fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 During his bad-boy pomp, though. Not at the end when he was ravaged by the vicious tentacles of AIDS. No-one wants to see that at Wembley. thebigsam :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Been up since 6am reading 'American Psycho' and listening to 'Straight Outta Compton'. I'm so f***ing pumped I think I might rape myself. I'm genuinely tempted to swagger onto the pitch today dressed like Eazy-E. During his bad-boy pomp, though. Not at the end when he was ravaged by the vicious tentacles of AIDS. No-one wants to see that at Wembley. thebigsam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I don't know why but it's the 'American Psycho' bit that got me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Incredible episode of 'Planet's Funniest Animals'. Christ, I'm in stitches. The dozy dog. The weasels. That cunt of a cat falling down. Ace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. Are those two things connected? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I really hope this doesn't get aired nationwide Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. I could just imagine you sitting in your local park waiting to meet the Sky team then your phone goes and it's a twitter notification: Hi it's the team at Sky, now lets get this interview started, can you iMessage us a photo of you in a France shirt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. I honestly see this as a Geordie cheers on members of NUFC at Euro's and hopes for the best for them. Somehow though Sky will turn it in to: "Racist thug in parks spouts anti English propaganda". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I don't know wether to do it or not? I just want to stay at home and watch the football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "I know what all you TV viewers are thinking right now. 'Hey, Big Sam. Why don't you grow back your glorious and still-stylish moustache?' Because I love cunnilingus and it slows me down. It really is that simple. It's just sexual science." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I don't know wether to do it or not? I just want to stay at home and watch the football I wouldn't do it, even if you don't make yourself look a twat they will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Been up since 6am reading 'American Psycho' and listening to 'Straight Outta Compton'. I'm so f***ing pumped I think I might rape myself. I'm genuinely tempted to swagger onto the pitch today dressed like Eazy-E. During his bad-boy pomp, though. Not at the end when he was ravaged by the vicious tentacles of AIDS. No-one wants to see that at Wembley. thebigsam Fucking brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. Please don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I had a Direct Message conversation with Russell Grant and told Sky Tyne and Wear that I'll be supporting France at the Euros so now they want to do an interview with me in my local park. Fantastic. I love twitter. Please don't. I echo this, please don't do the interview SuperShola!... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I don't know wether to do it or not? I just want to stay at home and watch the football Yes do it, tell them why its impossible to support England with a team filled with Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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