Fugazi Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 She's lying... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Cesc's brand new official twitter, apparently Arbeloa introduced him to it during the current Spanish NT meetup. The triple translation of every tweet amuses me. Also Messi doesn't speak English so that twitter account is obviously fake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Class.. he is one of the few genuine ones on Twitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 @nufcfans who u calling fake u retard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 @nufcfans who u calling fake u retard You tell um Kaz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 George Caulkins bumming of Darren Bent is in overdrive today. I've gone right off that brown noser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Anyone been following the Rio Ferdinand / Robbie Savage saga on there? Nowt new but Savage is being a proper wind up merchant and Rio is biting like a bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I have a new found respect for Sav what he's doing to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Anyone been following the Rio Ferdinand / Robbie Savage saga on there? Nowt new but Savage is being a proper wind up merchant and Rio is biting like a bitch. The stuff with Graham Swann last night was a little more even. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Gonna spend the next few hours with 14 scotch eggs and 16 brew all whilst watching repeats of my wonder goal. JB celebrates in style! 8:17 PM Aug 22nd via web. The last few hours have been amazing, full of singing, dancing and group hugs. Except for Enrique................ He STINKS of fish! 8:11 PM Aug 22nd via web Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrWithnail Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Ladies of Liverpool beware, Jimmy is on the prowl. I have my best denim suit on, I'm caked in Brut and i ain't wanked for 3 weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 # cesc4official Bones noticies de la meva lesio. Una contractura de grau 1. Espero poder tornar als terrenys de joc en 2 setmanes. 8 minutes ago via web # Cesc Fàbregas Soler cesc4official Good news on my injury. I have some fluid but nothing bad in the muscle. I hope i can be playing in 2 weeks. 9 minutes ago via web # Cesc Fàbregas Soler cesc4official Buenas noticias en mi lesion. Contractura de grado 1. A trabajar para estar a tope en 2 semanas. Cesc Tweeting in 3 languages now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 It's always been 3? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Leon Knight is going mental on twitter letting everyone know that rushden and diamonds are crooked and screwing him over from getting a new club. Random. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Jesus Christ, some of the stuff he is saying will get either him or R+D in some serious shit. Dependant on who is the guilty party. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 # cesc4official Bones noticies de la meva lesio. Una contractura de grau 1. Espero poder tornar als terrenys de joc en 2 setmanes. 8 minutes ago via web # Cesc Fàbregas Soler cesc4official Good news on my injury. I have some fluid but nothing bad in the muscle. I hope i can be playing in 2 weeks. 9 minutes ago via web # Cesc Fàbregas Soler cesc4official Buenas noticias en mi lesion. Contractura de grado 1. A trabajar para estar a tope en 2 semanas. Cesc Tweeting in 3 languages now? He's always done it that way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Iniesta just announced on Facebook that he's going to become dad soon. I suspect he scored twice that day in South Africa... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 @19tmb The one and only Titus Bramble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Leon Knight going a tad mental on twitter accusing R+D of all sorts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Shearer is getting dogs abuse today for his punditry on MOTD. Ironically started by the Prince of Tosh, Stan Collymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Parody of Henry Winter First trophy in 80 years? Newcastle inspired by unknown Frenchman Benarfa. Great scouting network A true pro: Sir Alex not in Scarborough tonight. I understand he's watching West Brom ahead of their October clash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 TheBig_Sam I'm gonna slap the wife silly. Fucking Hawaiian Tropic all over my Celia Birtwell Candy Floss Beanbag from John Lewis. That woman is a tit. Lost my wallet. I can replace cards & cash. I can replace the condom. But I can't replace that photo of me and Sir Alex in Butlins. Gutted. Just put a condom on my dog Fergie. Bloody hilarious. He's a modern dog with a sensible outlook. Sent him out to find some canine muff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Harry Summer ...... Interviewing #Boncho Guenchev in an hour, send me your questions thanks Going for a quick jog then back to the flat to call Boncho. Keep the questions coming Locked myself out. Trying to get my rescue kitten Quinton to push the keys under the door Going to have to climb through the window. If anyone sees me, don't call the police, it's my flat! Someone called the police The police have released me without charge. Interview with Boncho Guenchev will be in this Sunday's Daily Star. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I always used to like Henry Winter but he comes across on Twitter as a right knob. Similarly George Caulkin whose tongue is never too far away from Darren Bent's arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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