Twitter

[Cajun]

What a tit

[Guest Geordiesned]

http://www.twitvid.com/VHG9J

 

 

Sweet baby Jesus!

 

I hope he was breathalised before he set off!

[JJ7]

Get #RedknappOut trending.

[JJ7]

Spread the word! ha. Don't know how many people need to be talking about it to get it trending though.

[Ryan_Taylor]

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin

Impressive response from #SAFC in last 2 games, particularly with @DB11TT missing. 6 changes a big call from Steve Bruce but paid off.

 

Blergh, get a room

[Fugazi]

Thought I was watching Takeshi's Castle in 3D til I realised the bloke delivering me Chinese take away had fallen in me fish pond.

 

 

@jimmy_bull

[Guest BooBoo]

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin

Impressive response from #SAFC in last 2 games, particularly with @DB11TT missing. 6 changes a big call from Steve Bruce but paid off.

 

Blergh, get a room

 

Caulkins so gay for the mackems and he has a crush on Bent, ridiculously referring to him as his mate.

[Kaizero]

Nile: "Bad result yesterday, but we're working hard for a good result against Fulham on saturday."

[Dave]

Makes a change to see a real account.

[Kaizero]

His recent updates indicate he's only started using it 'cause he's pissed at the fakes.

[wormy]

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin

Impressive response from #SAFC in last 2 games, particularly with @DB11TT missing. 6 changes a big call from Steve Bruce but paid off.

 

Blergh, get a room

 

Caulkins so gay for the mackems and he has a crush on Bent, ridiculously referring to him as his mate.

 

I've never really taken much notice of Caulkin. But what's the deal with him? not long ago I swear it was a Caulkin love-in on here, now everyone hates him and he bums Sunderland, what happened? I thought he was always a fan of north-east teams in general?

[Guest BooBoo]

He's a good writer and to be fair usually gives us a fair write up. Since being on twitter though ive noticed he has a clear favouring for the mackems and will brown nose Bent any chance he can, by not only praising him, but  by making sure Bent receives his suck up comments.

[M4]

It's only specifically Bent because he's the only North East player truly active on Twitter, I think, and who will engage in a back and forth with him. The vibe I get from him is he takes having to cover all North East teams very seriously but that he likes nufc more, actually.

 

Or maybe I'm just noticing more when he talks about us.

[clintdempsey]

It's only specifically Bent because he's the only North East player truly active on Twitter, I think, and who will engage in a back and forth with him. The vibe I get from him is he takes having to cover all North East teams very seriously but that he likes nufc more, actually.

 

Or maybe I'm just noticing more when he talks about us.

 

Well, he started his career at the Sunday Sun didn't he? During the KK years. Would've been hard for him not to have fallen for NUFC. He speaks very well of the club and about his time with the players during the 90's. He even had one of the players as his best man.

 

I'd say he's a Newcastle fan first and foremost, but as a North East correspondent on a national paper he's bound to at least pretend he loves all the teams.

[magorific]

It's only specifically Bent because he's the only North East player truly active on Twitter, I think, and who will engage in a back and forth with him. The vibe I get from him is he takes having to cover all North East teams very seriously but that he likes nufc more, actually.

 

Or maybe I'm just noticing more when he talks about us.

 

Well, he started his career at the Sunday Sun didn't he? During the KK years. Would've been hard for him not to have fallen for NUFC. He speaks very well of the club and about his time with the players during the 90's. He even had one of the players as his best man.

 

I'd say he's a Newcastle fan first and foremost, but as a North East correspondent on a national paper he's bound to at least pretend he loves all the teams.

 

100% correct.

[FrenchWilliam]

Journalist courts subject matter of a large part of his writing. Shocker.

[wormy]

So he doesn't really suck up to SAFC, just Bent?

[toptoon]

I'd love to meet Bent like. I've always imagined how it would go.

 

'Aw howeh, do you not just fancy playing for us?'

 

 

 

I've never really thought about it beyond that though.

 

hmmm yes like it " Hey Benty, fancy coming to play for the Toon, up top with Carroll"? or  "Excuse me Mr Bent. Would you prefer to play for newcastle united with Andrew Carroll? You'd make a great partnership".

 

Could be a bloody good partnership thinking about it. Bents more consistant, less injury prone and well just better than Shola.

 

 

[nobby_solano]

I'd love to meet Bent like. I've always imagined how it would go.

 

'Aw howeh, do you not just fancy playing for us?'

 

 

 

I've never really thought about it beyond that though.

 

hmmm yes like it " Hey Benty, fancy coming to play for the Toon, up top with Carroll"? or  "Excuse me Mr Bent. Would you prefer to play for newcastle united with Andrew Carroll? You'd make a great partnership".

 

Could be a bloody good partnership thinking about it. Bents more consistant, less injury prone and well just better than Shola.

 

 

 

wonder if capello has been thinking the same sorta thing for international level?

[toptoon]

I'd love to meet Bent like. I've always imagined how it would go.

 

'Aw howeh, do you not just fancy playing for us?'

 

 

 

I've never really thought about it beyond that though.

 

hmmm yes like it " Hey Benty, fancy coming to play for the Toon, up top with Carroll"? or  "Excuse me Mr Bent. Would you prefer to play for newcastle united with Andrew Carroll? You'd make a great partnership".

 

Could be a bloody good partnership thinking about it. Bents more consistant, less injury prone and well just better than Shola.

 

 

 

wonder if capello has been thinking the same sorta thing for international level?

 

It would be nice to see them given a chance in a friendly or against lower standard opposition as another option to Rooney + 1. They'd be a nightmare combo for most defenders.

[Guest BooBoo]

He's tweeted again about Bents comeback date. Of course adding the now requisite @DB11TT

[FrenchWilliam]

Big Sam:

 

"I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now."

 

Those words just flew effortlessly out of your mouth, Sarah, but did you think of the consequences? Did you??

 

No you didn't. And the next thing you know, your baby brother Toby is nowhere to be seen and a fucking great big owl flies through the window

 

But you're thinking: "It's just a fucking owl. I'll twat the cunt." It's not just an owl though, Sarah, It's Jarleth, the Goblin King.

 

Now you have to get through a labyrinth full of mystery and talking cunting worms to get Toby back from the castle. Nice one, Sarah.

 

Never in my life have I seen such a shocking lack of foresight. I'm fucking furious watching this. Jarleth has some cock on him, though.

 

I've calmed down a bit now. She's just met this little bastard Hoggle. He's fucking adorable. Looks a bit like Tommy Doherty.

 

I love this fox riding around on a dog, like it's a fucking horse. What a fucking balloon that fox is. Bonkers.

 

Look at big Ludo there! The massive, daft ginger twat. He reminds me of Big Chrissy Samba. Except he's probably more mobile.

 

The wife walks in and says “Why does that goblin man want to keep the baby anyway? Is he a big pervert?”. Stupid cow has to ruin everything.

 

 

 

[wormy]

Fucking hell, I forgot about Big Sam.

[Fugazi]

Thought I was watching Takeshi's Castle in 3D til I realised the bloke delivering me Chinese take away had fallen in me fish pond.

 

 

@jimmy_bull

 

Bird in weir just sed i was a Neanderthal. Dozy tart. I've never even bin to olland.

[Disco]

Caulkin is getting some unfair stick here like. Best writer out there for NUFC by a long shot as he repeatedly proved in the season of turmoil and since.

 

People are just morons.