lovejoy Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've been given the job of naming my tables at the wedding. Given that I've had fuck all else say in any other part of it, I'm gong to name them after toon players. I've gone for bobby robson although he wasn't a player. So, I'm looking for another 12 plus one joke one. So, who do you think I should have? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Clarence Acuna for the joke one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Clarence Acuna for the joke one. Fumaca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Jimmy Lawrence Hughie Gallagher Jackie Milburn Wyn Davies Terry Hibbit Malcolm Macdonald David Kelly Andy Cole Peter Beardsley Les Ferdinand David Ginola Alan Shearer Dunno how jokey you'd want the joke one to be, but I'd say have Brian Kilcline. Not a joke, more cult status. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 1. Milburn 2. Shearer 3. Macdonald 4. Beardsley 5. Albert 6. Solano 7. Lee 8. Ginola 9. Srnicek 10. Batty 11. Mirandihna 12. Sellars 13. David Kelly 14. Des Hamilton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 The joke table should be the "Kieron Dyer" table, and the joke is that halfway through the speeches one of the legs falls off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tyzer Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Alan Shearer Peter Beardsley Rob Lee Kevin Keegan Les Ferdinand David Ginola Jackie Milburn Hughie Gallagher Malcolm Macdonald Wyn Davies Bob Moncur Bobby Mitchell Ignacio Gonzalez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 The joke table should be the "Kieron Dyer" table, and the joke is that halfway through the speeches one of the legs falls off. Or the Kevin Nolan - seats 50. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Brian Pinas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Mark Viduka for the joke table. Serve them pies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Shola has to be the joke one. Or maybe you could just name the tables as descriptions of Shola's best 14 goals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Bobby Robson Alan Shearer Jackie Milburn Peter Beardsley Kevin Keegan Joe Harvey Tony Green Bob Moncur Paul Gascoigne Len White Bill McCracken Hughie Gallacher Wyn Davies Des Hamilton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Des Hamilton James Coppinger Jamie McClen Paul Dalglish Christian Bassedas Andreas Andersson Paul Kitson Albert Luque Wayne Quinn John Barnes Ian Rush Stephane Guivarch Darren Ambrose Franck Dumas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Put all the drinkers on the Gazza table. No wife beating jokes though it is a wedding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Need a Kilcline table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 If you're going to have a joke one, then you have to make sure the others are legends Alan Shearer Jackie Milburn Hughie Gallagher Malcolm MacDonald Kevin Keegan Bobby Moncur Peter Beardsley Robert Lee Nobby Solano David Ginola Les Ferdinand etc, and then.... Paul Kitson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Bobby Moncur Malcolm McDonald Kevin Keegan Alan Shearer Peter Beardsley Joe Harvey Jackie Milburn Hughie Gallacher Nolberto Solano George Robeldo Paul Gascoigne Les Ferdinand Not quite sure what kind of "joke" you want... Stéphane Guivarc'h? Ian Rush? Kevin Phillips? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Phillipe Albert Mirandinho Carl Cort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Could do the last 14 players to score for us against the mackems? Of course on the down side that would leave you with tables named after Shola, Luque and Owen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Could do the last 14 players to score for us against the mackems? Of course on the down side that would leave you with tables named after Shola, Luque and Owen... That's probably the worst idea I've heard in my life, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Could do the last 14 players to score for us against the mackems? Of course on the down side that would leave you with tables named after Shola, Luque and Owen... not to mention Helder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Could do the last 14 players to score for us against the mackems? Of course on the down side that would leave you with tables named after Shola, Luque and Owen... That's probably the worst idea I've heard in my life, to be fair. Stick around, there's plenty where that came from. I once PM'd James to see if he wanted to present a documentary I was thinking about making. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Got to have a Joey Barton table, provide those seated there with cigars and an unlimited supply of alcohol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Titus Bramble for joke table Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 A Keegan-table for those leaving early. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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