Kaizero Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking hell. Fine. God damn it. England and Sweden go to war. You are holding a meatball, because you are fucking Swedish. Do you betray your country and throw it at...Gunnar or do you throw it at Nigel since you are fucking Swedish? Disco, I have an Irish surname. Damned if I know where I got it. Mate, a Swedish meatball is fucking tiny, I don't think either one of them would care too much if I threw it at them You have a knife. Do they have knives in Sweden? Right. You have a knife. Nigel or Gunnar. The Swedes will never go to war man, they're cowards like the Swiss running around in circles shouting "WE DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, LEAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!!" I'm saying if something went down and then England really needed...hot blonde women, or something else that Sweden has. Where will our beloved Towel find himself? He'd have ducked and covered by then, like all Swedes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking hell. Fine. God damn it. England and Sweden go to war. You are holding a meatball, because you are fucking Swedish. Do you betray your country and throw it at...Gunnar or do you throw it at Nigel since you are fucking Swedish? Disco, I have an Irish surname. Damned if I know where I got it. Mate, a Swedish meatball is fucking tiny, I don't think either one of them would care too much if I threw it at them You have a knife. Do they have knives in Sweden? Right. You have a knife. Nigel or Gunnar. The Swedes will never go to war man, they're cowards like the Swiss running around in circles shouting "WE DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, LEAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!!" I'm saying if something went down and then England really needed...hot blonde women, or something else that Sweden has. Where will our beloved Towel find himself? If England needed hot blonde women, surely I should stay well clear of England then? You're on your shit, I have to admit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking hell. Fine. God damn it. England and Sweden go to war. You are holding a meatball, because you are fucking Swedish. Do you betray your country and throw it at...Gunnar or do you throw it at Nigel since you are fucking Swedish? Disco, I have an Irish surname. Damned if I know where I got it. Mate, a Swedish meatball is fucking tiny, I don't think either one of them would care too much if I threw it at them You have a knife. Do they have knives in Sweden? Right. You have a knife. Nigel or Gunnar. The Swedes will never go to war man, they're cowards like the Swiss running around in circles shouting "WE DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, LEAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!!" you Scando's have been rubbish at war since years became 4 figures. Every time I read that it's funnier. http://heathrowkennedy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/telemarkdvdcover.jpg What do the Swedes have from WW2? huh? HUH?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking hell. Fine. God damn it. England and Sweden go to war. You are holding a meatball, because you are fucking Swedish. Do you betray your country and throw it at...Gunnar or do you throw it at Nigel since you are fucking Swedish? Disco, I have an Irish surname. Damned if I know where I got it. Mate, a Swedish meatball is fucking tiny, I don't think either one of them would care too much if I threw it at them You have a knife. Do they have knives in Sweden? Right. You have a knife. Nigel or Gunnar. The Swedes will never go to war man, they're cowards like the Swiss running around in circles shouting "WE DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, LEAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!!" you Scando's have been rubbish at war since years became 4 figures. Every time I read that it's funnier. http://heathrowkennedy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/telemarkdvdcover.jpg What do the Swedes have from WW2? huh? HUH?! As good as that film is... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking hell. Fine. God damn it. England and Sweden go to war. You are holding a meatball, because you are fucking Swedish. Do you betray your country and throw it at...Gunnar or do you throw it at Nigel since you are fucking Swedish? Disco, I have an Irish surname. Damned if I know where I got it. Mate, a Swedish meatball is fucking tiny, I don't think either one of them would care too much if I threw it at them You have a knife. Do they have knives in Sweden? Right. You have a knife. Nigel or Gunnar. The Swedes will never go to war man, they're cowards like the Swiss running around in circles shouting "WE DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, LEAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!!" you Scando's have been rubbish at war since years became 4 figures. Every time I read that it's funnier. http://heathrowkennedy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/telemarkdvdcover.jpg What do the Swedes have from WW2? huh? HUH?! Raoul Wallenberg? Weirdly, I just watched Heroes of Telemark this afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I love it when you go to Stockholm and they have that museum for a warship that sank merely a mile on her maiden trip. Even the Titanic did better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Mike. If you do win, I hope its a goal by Benny Feilhaber with the assist from Edson Buddle. Because they have funny names. I can't for the life of me imagine any commentator in the world being able to scream 'Benny Feilhaber' in excitement without sounding a bit silly. Benny won us the Gold Cup a few years ago, I was at the game, but I vaguely remember the commentary and it sounded half way decent for an American shout. It can happen. ;ohiuhliuhiuh Couldn't find English. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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M4 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fucking cannot wait! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Can't fucking wait on this game, I'll do like in the Revolutionary War and support the yanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Can't f***ing wait on this game, I'll do like in the Revolutionary War and support the yanks. I like the Spanish Armada. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 We have to win. That EASY newspaper cover. That.... That pisses me off. You're not Brazil, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 We have to win. You're a country that in the majority has generally shunned FOOTBALL throughout its existence in favour of rounders and fucked up rugby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 You have to win. But you're so fucking arrogant (you=England) that beating you would be so unbelievably beautiful. EASY! EASY! Unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 we're only arrogant in the face of shit teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 God, we have to win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I normally hate The Sun but that EASY cover was hilarious. Heard the Youessay manager on the radio today saying that it was a "tough group". That was funny, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 You have to win. But you're so fucking arrogant (you=England) that beating you would be so unbelievably beautiful. EASY! EASY! Unbelievable. Whilst my first choice would be an all-in melee that saw both the US and England expelled from the World Cup, a US win is my second preference for this exact reason. If the planets line up correctly, we'll be able to deal out some pain in the second round (and regain some lost pride for Ricky Ponting ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Australia 1-0 Denmark Don't ask me how The ball was redonkulous however. Flew around like a balloon at times. If warm up matches mean anything then we can take heart in this result, and add them to Serbia losing to New Zealand and Ghana being crushed by the Dutch - we're certain to progress In other Australia news that you lot probably won't be interested in, have a look at the Pim Verbeek v Gordon Strachan stoush: Middlesbrough manager Gordon Strachan has responded to criticism from Australia boss Pim Verbeek over the fitness of Rhys Williams. Williams was left of of Australia's final 23-man squad for the World Cup finals on Tuesday, with Verbeek accusing Strachan of playing him while injured. But a furious Strachan says he is being made a "scapegoat", and told the club's official website: "We as a club and I personally strongly object to being made scapegoats by Mr Verbeek. I know it's a stressful time for him but he needs to get his facts right. "First of all, I should point out that decisions over injuries are made by the club's medical staff, not me, but it is nonsense to suggest Rhys was receiving injections for every game. The truth of the matter is we only ever did what we believed was right for the player's long-term future and he only played when he and our medical team agreed he was fit to do so. "We were advised by a consultant in mid-season that he needed four or five week's rest. We actually gave him 10 as he didn't play between December 28 and March 6. He only ever had two injections into the problem area, both of which were taken on the advice of a surgeon for the player's long-term benefit. On each occasion, he was given adequate rest afterwards. "We were always conscious of the World Cup and the fact that Rhys would want to be involved. We gave him every opportunity to recover from his injury in mid-season. After that, each time Rhys played it was because he himself was happy to play. "Mr Verbeek told us he was happy with the player's performances for the club and the Australia physio guaranteed me Rhys would be fit for their first game. We are all disappointed for Rhys that he has missed out but he is a talented lad and I'm sure there will be other opportunities in future. The fact he isn't fully fit is very unfortunate but it's simply wrong to try to lay the blame at our door." Grant Downie, Boro's Head of Medical, added: "I can only support the manager's comments and say there is no foundation to the suggestion that Rhys had injections to get him through games every week. During the management of Rhys's pelvic problem, we consulted three separate specialists and at all times the information was shared with the medical staff of the Australian national squad. "I'm a little surprised that the Australia coach has got his facts confused as the Australian staff regularly accepted our invitation to come to Middlesbrough's training ground and assisted in some of the stages of Rhys's rehabilitation. He received two injections into the pelvic area, one in late January when he wasn't playing, and the other towards the end of the season. Both were to help the problem settle down, not to allow Rhys to play in the next game. "He also received two pre-match anti-inflammatory injections that were the equivalent of taking an oral anti-inflammatory tablet. Such injections are very common for footballers to receive. Neither Middlesbrough Football Club nor the medical department that I lead would ever do anything to endanger a player's health. We have always taken the best actions for the player and will continue do so as Rhys moves back to full fitness. "At present, he continues to suffer from the ongoing problem and this will now need a further period of rest and rehabilitation." Earlier on Wednesday, Verbeek had said: "Gordon Strachan let him play for weeks with an injury. Gordon Strachan let him play with an injection every game. If you do that with a 20-year-old player you take a risk. I'm 100% sure if they (Middlesbrough) had given him the normal treatment for a player, he should be in the World Cup." http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/792211/ce/uk/?cc=3436&ver=global Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 http://i49.tinypic.com/14vpon6.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fuck! Terry, Rooney and Gerrard haven't won shit together. They act like you have this unbelievable winning pedigree. EASY! I might adblock that picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 f***! Terry, Rooney and Gerrard haven't won s*** together. They act like you have this unbelievable winning pedigree. EASY! I might adblock that picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I detest The Sun but it's right mind, group's a piece of piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I detest The Sun but it's right mind, group's a piece of piss. Dunno mind, I'm quite worried about Algeria and Slovenia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I detest The Sun but it's right mind, group's a piece of piss. Dunno mind, I'm quite worried about Algeria and Slovenia. Aye, but other than that the group is a piece of piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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