LesPaul Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Fuckin glad that I didn't go out tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 ffs thing, this whole thing gets funnier and funnier I'm giving up on this til the morning! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 If I were you lot i'd get down to that hotel and start singing the lad a few songs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 At this point I wouldnt really be surprised if he actually turns up at the training ground tomorrow in a Newcastle training kit that he has bought from the club shop today. Don't tempt fate, every other bullshit story has come true so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Wouldnt this be all over SSN? Steve coppells still doing the rounds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Might just walk the 5 minutes over to Jesmond Dene House and demand to see Hatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 At this point I wouldnt really be surprised if he actually turns up at the training ground tomorrow in a Newcastle training kit that he has bought from the club shop today. "Ashley, Ashley, can I have your autograph just on this line here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Thing is a photo comes out showing he is here.. the club have to leak it that they will not and are not willing to speak to him.. about the transfer anyway.. but he will be being made to feel very welcome indeed. Will be being looked after and some "non offal" talks will be going on. What like discussing bacon and other prime cuts? Fucking hell i'm embarressed for myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Can we not just talk to him and let on we didn't, then when we do get permission we can just offer hi mthe pre agreed wage and everything will go through really fast. Granted i'm incredibly stoned but this seems really sensible. I think that will probably be happening. The trouble the club has though is that he has been pictured at Newcastle airport, and their is reports in France and over here saying that he has decided to take it upon himself to come here. It isn't really trouble though, it isn't as though FBI agents are tracking Ben Arfa's every move in England. It would be incredibly easy to set up a meeting with him and as long as he doesn't spill the beans and the representative(s) of NUFC keep things quiet, it's clean sailing. It's incredibly underhand and I wouldn't like it happening with one of our players, say Jose Enrique. But I don't think we're in the position to do things completely above board. This kind of thing happens all the time, particularly on the international stage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This thread. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This thread. :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Might just walk the 5 minutes over to Jesmond Dene House and demand to see Hatem I live a few minutes away myself, seriously tempted to go out for a run 'past' there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 At this point I wouldnt really be surprised if he actually turns up at the training ground tomorrow in a Newcastle training kit that he has bought from the club shop today. Made me laugh that, well done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. That's doubly funny because Hope doesn't work for us anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is nailed on as a Hall of Fame thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Blatently the transfer saga of the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This thread. :lol: When this thread is finally over, I think each user should recieve a laminated copy from Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Can we not just talk to him and let on we didn't, then when we do get permission we can just offer hi mthe pre agreed wage and everything will go through really fast. Granted i'm incredibly stoned but this seems really sensible. I think that will probably be happening. The trouble the club has though is that he has been pictured at Newcastle airport, and their is reports in France and over here saying that he has decided to take it upon himself to come here. It isn't really trouble though, it isn't as though FBI agents are tracking Ben Arfa's every move in England. It would be incredibly easy to set up a meeting with him and as long as he doesn't spill the beans and the representative(s) of NUFC keep things quiet, it's clean sailing. It's incredibly underhand and I wouldn't like it happening with one of our players, say Jose Enrique. But I don't think we're in the position to do things completely above board. This kind of thing happens all the time, particularly on the international stage. It happens all the time, the difference is though he's all over the internet on a photo of him at Newcastle airport, on top of that he has been wanting a move to us for atleast 3 weeks, and has walked out on his club in the last few days because he can't get a move here, I just don't think "I fancied a night on the Bigg market" is going to hold up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Break Alan Smith's legs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Hatem! i'd recommend blubambu for your first experience of the 'toon' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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