Guest Howaythetoon Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Shola did very well last night and played the role he was asked to do without too many errors or faults. He rarely wasted a ball, held it up well, won almost everything in the air and was even a goal threat. The biggest trick we missed was having no-one close to him and nothing from the flanks until Ferguson came on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Pisses me off seeing him start games like tonight. He's just not up to it and should be saved for the last 20 minutes of Premier League games should we need to go route one. Load of bollocks. He played his role well, as usual. Yeah, as a striker with no goal threat. He may play the role well, doesn't mean we have to like it or accept it in a game where that type of contribution is obsolete. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I can see it now - Pards takes us to the CL final in 2020, a 38 year old Shola leading the line after star striker Adam Campbell forgets to put on his factor 150 sunscreen and gets very badly burnt, his ginger skin just not capable of coping with the Mediterranean heat. The match takes place in the Nou Camp - the venue to one of Shola's finest hours. He nets a hat trick in what the media describe as one of the most staggeringly brilliant performances ever seen. At the end of the game Pards and Shola lift the European Cup together. Newcastle fans go wild. But what's this? A tear begins to roll down Pardew's cheek. An official hands the visibly choked Alan a microphone. He then begins to explain that when he signed his new contract back in September 2012 there was one clause both he and Ashley insisted was written up - come 2020 Pardew would step down and Shola Ameobi would be given the chance to manage his boyhood club. Shola pumps his guns, eats an apple and cycles off into the sunset with the European Cup strapped to his back as the fans roar. Or something like that, yer kna. http://i.imgur.com/ti7ps.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 People laughed their head off when Heskey couldn´t score Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/c2W1X.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I can see it now - Pards takes us to the CL final in 2020, a 38 year old Shola leading the line after star striker Adam Campbell forgets to put on his factor 150 sunscreen and gets very badly burnt, his ginger skin just not capable of coping with the Mediterranean heat. The match takes place in the Nou Camp - the venue to one of Shola's finest hours. He nets a hat trick in what the media describe as one of the most staggeringly brilliant performances ever seen. At the end of the game Pards and Shola lift the European Cup together. Newcastle fans go wild. But what's this? A tear begins to roll down Pardew's cheek. An official hands the visibly choked Alan a microphone. He then begins to explain that when he signed his new contract back in September 2012 there was one clause both he and Ashley insisted was written up - come 2020 Pardew would step down and Shola Ameobi would be given the chance to manage his boyhood club. Shola pumps his guns, eats an apple and cycles off into the sunset with the European Cup strapped to his back as the fans roar. Or something like that, yer kna. http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2450di1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/c2W1X.jpg http://www.cuantocabron.com/images/templates/mother-of-god-template.jpg I can print this correct? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Fifa 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/c2W1X.jpg Now that is epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/on89r.jpg?1 Yeah I'm an instagram wanker, sue me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+posted+your+win+in+latest+uploads+but+it+got+_ef8147fa18689553fc210081c1fa5eeb.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I am now also called SholasLoveChild on Xbox Live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I LOVE YOU Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ronaldo so wrong AGAIN. Not surprised. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Wrong about what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Planus may possibly be the slowest man alive. Loved Shola dazzling the Bordeaux side with a slo-mo shuffle on the half way line too, magic stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Planus may possibly be the slowest man alive. Loved Shola dazzling the Bordeaux side with a slo-mo shuffle on the half way line too, magic stuff. He's beat both their CB for pace today One of them even had a yard head start on him. :lol: Wtf is going on It's like he can smell derby day. He's like The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, man. Hands down most entertaining and interesting Newcastle player I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I love the amazingness, followed by the pass miles overhit, followed by the amazingness, followed by the stepovers and tripping over the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Totally bossing it tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 He comes alive in Europe and against Mordor from down the road. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I am thinking about his future retirement with a tear in my eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 He's been terrific today, even my old man usually hates him said so. Shola for England Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 How many more goals in Europe than Sunderland is it now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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