Mike Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I hope the stabbed dude is ok, because I'm burning karma giggling at that fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 shola & zidane - immortals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd only attend his testimonial just to make sure he was leaving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Shola's a shit idiot but Dowd is an absolute cunt for sending him off for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "You can't make up the way I was sent off. I still don't know why it happened. "I was given a first yellow card for dissent, but for the second one I'm ready to take the restart when the referee has called me back. "He told me to stop showing dissent, so I told him that I was allowed to plead my case. I asked him 'are you going to send me off for trying to plead my case for my team?' and he said 'yes'. "I've asked a question and been sent off that. I'm dumbfounded by it." http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=3821960 Quote from man sent off - "What are you gonna do, send me off?" :lol: instantly reminded me of http://i.imgur.com/RXDfshy.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 That's so funny when it really shouldn't be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Unpopular though this will be. I have to say Shola was playing well before the sending off in his isolated role up front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Such low standards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Fuck off Shola... Pardew's lieutenant. Thanks for nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papavasiliou Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Unpopular though this will be. I have to say Shola was playing well before the sending off in his isolated role up front. I love our standards for a good Shola performance. He doesn't have to do anything good, or special, or even score. He just has to "Not fuck up". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 That through ball to Gouff in the first half was class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Unpopular though this will be. I have to say Shola was playing well before the sending off in his isolated role up front. I love our standards for a good Shola performance. He doesn't have to do anything good, or special, or even score. He just has to "Not f*** up". After 14 years of it. It's nice when he manages that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny_sniper Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Unpopular though this will be. I have to say Shola was playing well before the sending off in his isolated role up front. Two great passes to Gouffran who couldn't finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 aye he was one of the better players for us in the first half (which was a good half by Pardew standards). I mean he was closer to the half way line than the goal most of the time it seemed, but i wouldn't expect anything else from a different striker capable of running while the cretin is still in the dugout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Unpopular though this will be. I have to say Shola was playing well before the sending off in his isolated role up front. I love our standards for a good Shola performance. He doesn't have to do anything good, or special, or even score. He just has to "Not f*** up". After 14 years of it. It's nice when he manages that It was genuinely good though. While it was nice to see that he had one last beast mode performance left in him, why did it have to be on a day we wanted to lose by a decent margin :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 That through ball to Gouff in the first half was class And then you realise it was a shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Shola Ameobi has been giving a new contract. "He'll now receive unlimited texts and calls and 5GB of data along with a free Kindle" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 **crowd boos viciously, beings chucking rotten vegetables and rocks at you** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Shola Ameobi has been giving a new contract. "He'll now receive unlimited texts and calls and 5GB of data along with a free Kindle" you're dead, cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Shola Ameobi has been giving a new contract. "He'll now receive unlimited texts and calls and 5GB of data along with a free Kindle" He'll never use that much data, what an amazing deal. Now piss off, Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 So he's getting a testimonial... Good luck with that... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 They didn't say he was getting a testimonial, nor have they spoken to him about it. This is because he is getting a new contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 So what's the best way of getting hold of a Nigerian shirt with this lovable buffoon's name on the back? I've hoyed a £5er on him to get top scorer at 1,500-1 as well so it should pay for itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 So what's the best way of getting hold of a Nigerian shirt with this lovable buffoon's name on the back? I've hoyed a £5er on him to get top scorer at 1,500-1 as well so it should pay for itself. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30364-you-are-so-dumb-you-are-really-uA6z.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 KaKa, I'm sure a few years ago you had a Shola avatar and were one of his bigger fans on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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