TRon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 People have slated him on here for all sorts of reasons like poor touch (bullshit) laziness (debatable) but the truth of the matter is he doesn't have a striker's hunger for goals. He's non-existent in the penalty area so he's not going to score goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 He doesn't have the physical sharpness or speed of thought to be a threat in the box. Honestly, just shoot him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VegasToon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 He should only play twice a year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 He should only play twice a year. And if the mackems get relegated he's lost that gig. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 in the immediate aftermath of carroll leaving he done a job and played well (through injury again) but he ain't what we need. thern again if we need to score a penalty against tha mackems to win the title in 2060 i'd be confident in wheeling the fucker on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 in the immediate aftermath of carroll leaving he done a job and played well. When? I can think of the Wolves game. But that was months later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 On the scoresheet in an emphatic victory. Shola wins at life yet again. He'll have a smile on his face tonight, cramming his big snakecock into his fit lass throughout the many rooms of his large house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 On the scoresheet in an emphatic victory. Shola wins at life yet again. He'll have a smile on his face tonight, cramming his big snakecock into his fit lass throughout the many rooms of his large house. You sound like you may be enjoying that imagery . I honestly don't mind him being in our squad and doing what he does as a third choice striker but that's as far as it goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Saw about 10 lads all running across the road doing the Ameobi celebration earlier. Inspired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkzter Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 He needs to be a bit part player for us next season. By bit part I mean the smallest bit you can find. But we all know he will somehow still be around and by sheer luck - his, unlucky for us we will need him and yet again he'll get a run in the prem league, a place where he should have left years ago. Takes a good pen mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If he was a horse he'd have been shot long ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I hope he gets the number 9 next season and we finally build the team round him, just like he deserves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 It should come as no surprise to people hes sub-standard.. We've know this for a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time seriously! Its frustrating because he does have some good attributes (heading, holding the ball up) but his all round game, especially his movement completely lets him down. What nobody can deny is that hes a very good pen taker! At lease he picked up one thing from his years under Shearer.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Heading? I've seen him miss more headshots than a blind firing squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Why does he fall over every single time he shoots? Even the chance where he did well to chip the ball over Foster he still fell over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If he kept the mental strength he shows when he takes penalties going through the whole match he'd be a completely different player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Not one of our current strike force deserves to be at NUFC next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 His penalty technique is ridiculously good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sander68 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Has he ever missed a penalty? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I'll say it now and I'll say it again, Shola's penalty taking is probably the best in England right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 His penalty technique is ridiculously good Totally incongruous with the rest of his game. I think he's too thick to allow the pressure to get to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelfoster Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If Shola was a navy seal who raided Osama Bin Laden's place he would still be alive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Sholas penalties are top drawer like. Still think he gets an undeserved amount of pressure/stick from our own fans. I know every club has their favourites and shit but fucking hell man people need to get off his back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If Shola was a navy seal who raided Osama Bin Laden's place he would still be alive The bullet will have somehow stumbled into Bin Laden's forehead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The way he constantly needs to grab and tug the shirt of opponents any time he's anywhere near them is so annoying. All part of his habit of committing needless fouls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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