Heron Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Any suggestions for songs for him when he comes here? He has GOTTA get huge amounts of stick! He's fat, he's round, he pays a thousand pound, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 "Again, again..." oh she screamed out "Wayne!", he paid a lot for one cumshot, he's gannin insane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 What's it like to shag a pig Jennifer Thompson, what's it like to shag a pig Jennifer Thompson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Footballer shaggs behind his wifes back shocker ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Footballer shaggs behind his wifes back shocker ! His pregnant wife for 8 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Footballer shaggs behind his wifes back shocker ! His pregnant wife for 8 months. I'm still not shocked like, he is a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Footballer shaggs behind his wifes back shocker ! His pregnant wife for 8 months. I'm still not shocked like, he is a footballer. Nor not shocked but makes it even worse for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Footballer shaggs behind his wifes back shocker ! His pregnant wife for 8 months. I'm still not shocked like, he is a footballer. Nor not shocked but makes it even worse for him. I dont think much will come of it tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 The more these stories come out I bet a few more of them are shitiing themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Wasn't he seeing Coleen when he was banging those manky old hookers a few years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Wasn't he seeing Coleen when he was banging those manky old hookers a few years ago. Must have been, he has been with her since he was about 14 and I am fairly sure he wasn't knocking off old grannies at that point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Boring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I dont know why people are shocked, why would anyone want rooney as a role model anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" To the tune of "There's only one Bobby Robson" Worst football song ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" To the tune of "There's only one Bobby Robson" Worst football song ever. almost , behind sunderlands version of N+E+WC, A+S+TLE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 'Boring, boring Rooney' (Reference to the dirty birds accusation that each time the shag was 'always the same') 'Oh.. Jenny Thompson, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny Thompson' 'Heeeey, Wayne Rooney oooh aaah, I wanna knoooooow, did you shag that bird (clap, clap, clap)' (tune of the Alan Shearer/John Arne Riise Song) 'He's here, he's there, he shags the dirty birds, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney' 'Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel' 'He makes us laugh, and he shags a whore, he's ugly as fuck and .................(??), Wayne Rooney' (to the Ginola tune) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" "Come on here belly, oooh oooh oooh, did you come on her belly" To the tune of "There's only one Bobby Robson" WTF Dave, I thought you had standards! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 C.Ronaldo has got the best idea as a celebrity footballer shag whores & do not have a serious girlfriend, if you want a kid then you buy one. When he is exposed for grafting a hooker/bird it does not turn into saga as there is no Abbie/Cheryl/Colleen pain to focus on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet. http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5300/54580797.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet. http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5300/54580797.jpg Just exchanging protein strands tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet. Discreet, nah there all banging women atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet. Discreet, nah there all banging women atm. I guess that counts as being discreet in a way though . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 gay people dont really like football though, do they? isn't it a testosterone thing? a potential minefield, i admit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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