Cajun Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Imagine AC on cocaine. He'd start wrestling bears and chewing through lampposts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Caulkin's reaction on Twitter has been hilarious. Something along the lines of: "If you can't have a sex and drugs orgy after beating your nearest rivals 5-1, then when can you?" "I had my own sex and drugs orgy last night, and for that I apologise. I accidently switched my TV to Babestation and lined up 2 Nurofen before bed." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Imagine AC on cocaine. He'd start wrestling bears and chewing through lampposts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGSC Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? I was shocked and appalled too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? Would somebody think of the children! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? Would somebody think of the children! http://www.websimpsons.com/personajes/vecinos-springfield/HelenLovejoy.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00204/splash1_toon_home_0_204065a.jpg Shame? I'd be writing into the papers myself if I had a coke fuelled orgy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Thats it!! i really think Carroll himself sent them that story Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? Would somebody think of the children! It's fine, Nolan's missus has taken them down south in disgust of Carroll, they're not there!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Telegraphed a dodgy pass today in the second half which Enrique recovered, otherwise another good shift from Captain Fantastic. Brilliant run and pass in the second half, picked out Ameobi with that cross-field pass superbly. Great example of the team spirit he's helped to foster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Saw the paper it was in. Headline is in 4foot bold lettering, with a small caption box to one side with a lead in to the article. Headline: TOON STARS BOOZE AND DRUGS Lead in: A party was held in Toon Stars house, but the players aren't believed to have taken any drugs or booze. So the story is a sober Andy Carroll shagged a couple of birds in Nolans house? Would somebody think of the children! It's fine, Nolan's missus has taken them down south in disgust of Carroll, they're not there!! s this the same wife who only last week said Carrol was great to have around the house, got on well with the kids including doing the school run? The story is one piece of bullshit after another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20101107/club-statement_2281670_2211169 Legal action being taken Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20101107/club-statement_2281670_2211169 Legal action being taken It's good that the club are taking legal action, the thing is though is that this will only make the NOTW come after the club even more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 What good is it doing anyone but us, though? Another slur story, another three points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I actually like the stance the club are taking over the press at the moment. It's about time they realised they can't print any old shite and get away with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/6784/ipadsplashweekda1159536.jpg Tomorrow, presumably. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Really? Fuck off man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Really? Fuck off man It's from the website, nowt online yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I like it tbh. When shit is going down in the papers is usually when we win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 She was linked with him ages ago when the Rooney story first came out. Probably another 2+2=6 September: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/09/06/wayne-rooney-hooker-jenny-thompson-was-fame-hungry-woman-who-hunted-for-footballers-115875-22540511/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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