Interpolic Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 You all know the score. If nolan is top scorer, we are relegated. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. If nolan is top scorer, we are relegated. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. I was just wondering what the arrangements were. It doesn't really work if Messi goes "areet lads, I drank my own piss, wasn't that pleasant, cheers, see ya". Will video evidence be supplied? Or do you think we could inform the club and possibly have it done on the pitch at half time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,48603.msg2590891.html#msg2590891 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Ace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 This was inevitable, wasn't it? I'm willing to take his word for it, fwiw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Would be an incredibly novel reason to ban someone like. Messi, 7 days. We don't know for sure that he drank his own piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Who in the hell thought Nolan would score so many goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Who in the hell thought Nolan would score so many goals. I did - see my clever questions above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 You all know the score. If nolan is top scorer, we are relegated. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll s*** in a bowl and eat it. If nolan is top scorer, we are relegated. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll s*** in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. I was just wondering what the arrangements were. It doesn't really work if Messi goes "areet lads, I drank my own piss, wasn't that pleasant, cheers, see ya". Will video evidence be supplied? Or do you think we could inform the club and possibly have it done on the pitch at half time? If you can arrange that, we could probably get him to drink Nolan's piss. At least that way he'd get a bit tipsy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Live webcam feed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Has he commented on this, like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Who in the hell thought Nolan would score so many goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He could use apple juice therefore the video must show his penis actually releasing fluid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He could use jaunty camera angles to make it look like he's pissing, when infact there is a tube of apple juice behind his cock. We need Decky to go watch. He can be the fluffer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Or we could ship in and pay for him to have some ribs removed so he can bend over and put his penis in his mouth and piss directly into it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 I don't see why we should make this more fun for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Or we could ship in and pay for him to have some ribs removed so he can bend over and put his penis in his mouth and piss directly into it. how much is a cheap-as-peanuts flight from bogland to blighty? be cheaper to put in for that to coincide with the next football match/piss up and make him do it live, maybe get the club involved, he could be the half time entertainment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GAMMELL Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 I don't see why we should make this more fun for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I've been out tonight - did Nolan score any more goals when I was away? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I say we go double-or-nothing. 16 and he eats his shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 In fairness, Messi's only hope was for Nolan to get a bad injury. You could have been bottom all season and Nolan still would have had a good shout of getting 8. Wheel of Messifortune as Rich says - all or nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 In fairness, Messi's only hope was for Nolan to get a bad injury. You could have been bottom all season and Nolan still would have had a good shout of getting 8. Wheel of Messifortune as Rich says - all or nothing. I don't know, man. I thought he was safe at 8. I thought it might be a bit tense in May, but to be sitting here in October, ready for the video....that's crazy unexpected. edit: Apparently it's November. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 It's not enough of a payoff for me, for such absolute negativity about the real Super Kev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Upgrade to 10 ==> upgrade to a pint glass, not just a cup. I'm not sure why I'm terming it an "upgrade" like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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