Benwell Lad Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ashley's a cunt, but he's dead - no that's Ashley from Corrie, the FCB is still alive and he's a cunt. Lambiarse is an even bigger cunt - someone should brick him, oh and his wife and kids too - and let's rape his dog as well - no make Ashley rape his dog while we watch - good idea. Cockney twat. Pardew's an even bigger cunt and a backstabbing one at that - and a cockney too - someone should burn down his house - and lets rape his wife too. Yeah good idea. Hughton's a cockney cunt too - no he's not he's one of us now - oh sorry thought he was Ashley's poodle - no stupid that was before - he's the new messiah - oh well that's ok - raped by those cockney cunts he was. Lets protest - good idea - a sit down protest outside the ground - no better still a stand up protest inside the gound - good idea lets do it before the match - no better do it during the match - inside and outside the ground standing on our heads that'll really show them - that'll show the cockney twats not to mess with us. Lets force him to sell the club - good idea who to ? Don't know but as long as its not another fat cockney bastard I really don't care. Lets hope the players dont bother trying against Liverpool - that'll show them - yeah lets get beaten 50-0 it'll be great - no lets hope they score a few own goals too just to really show them, the result is irrelevant any way because we're relegated already and they're selling all the players in January - to Spurs - cockney bastards. Anyway if we don't finish in the top half it'll be because of those backstabbing cockney cunts. Let's boycott Sports Direct - no better still lets have a sit down in Sports Direct - no better still lets boycott Northern Rock and thingy Telecom - oh and Noda taxis that'll really make them sit up and take notice. Boycott the pies and the beer at the match - but I don't go to the match - well just boycott it if you do - and I'm not renewing next season - but you dont have a season ticket - yeah but what I mean is I wouldn't be renewing if I had one - oh thats ok then. Lets get the media on board - and the students too - they're really good at protesting and they'd sympathise with us - Cameron's a cockney twat too - probably goes to the same casino - and Clegg are we gonna do his dog too - yeah lets - inside or outside the ground doesn't really matter. Has someone called Talksport - nah they're lying cockney bastards - well call 5 live then - and the Chronicle and get Winter and Caulkin on twitter too - that'll show them. Has anyone contacted the Spanish air traffic controllers - they'll be on our side - yeah we could close down European aviation routes - that'll show them. What about throwing snowballs at Pardew while we're booing - nah make it rocks - better still we could get a sniper rifle into the East stand - actually I know a kid in Gateshead who's got a surface to air rocket launcher - that'll do it - that'll show the cockney batards they not welcome round here. Oh shit my head's going to explode - quick get on the pitch and do it there that'll show the cockney bastards.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 agreed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ashley from Corrie is not a c**t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 i read one of the comments to an article on the chronicle site suggesting a 'BOCOTT' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ashley's divorced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 That's an awesome post! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ashley's divorced. http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/AshleyFMOS_203x150.jpg i'd take one for the team personally, get up to all sorts of horrible shit and post it everywhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 It's actually POTY. Amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Ashley's divorced. http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/AshleyFMOS_203x150.jpg i'd take one for the team personally, get up to all sorts of horrible shit and post it everywhere She looks like she likes to be strangled when getting pumped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 That OP is comedy gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Best OP I've ever seen TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 good use of the word rape Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Never saw him play for Yorkshire or England. Find him a bit bombastic when commentating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Never saw him play for Yorkshire or England. Find him a bit bombastic when commentating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/didnt_read_lol.gif It maybe because it's nearly 1 o'clock in the morning, but that wall of text hurt my eyes just trying to read the first line. Paragraphs peoples, PARAGRAPHS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Never saw him play for Yorkshire or England. Find him a bit bombastic when commentating. I'd love to hear Geoffrey's take on all things NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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