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Still can't get over that isn't on the TV. There are 3 other games on Sunday that are on the TV ahead of it. Scandalous.

 

Villa v Brum was in the same situation on Halloween, it would be more scandalous if both of their derbies were only accessable on foreign tv while both of ours were on Sky.

 

Aye but I don't give a flying fuck about those dour buggers.

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Still can't get over that isn't on the TV. There are 3 other games on Sunday that are on the TV ahead of it. Scandalous.

 

Villa v Brum was in the same situation on Halloween, it would be more scandalous if both of their derbies were only accessable on foreign tv while both of ours were on Sky.

 

Aye but I don't give a flying fuck about those dour buggers.

 

This.

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They need 15-20 minutes to build up their atmosphere for when the players come out. Says it all :lol:

 

Would love it to happen though, would mean that's all their enthusiasm used by kick off, it'll be dead after 5 minutes.

 

Don't Newcastle wheel out that Graham Danby bloke to get the atmosphere started before big games? :)

 

30% of the makems will need to turn up early to find their seats and familiarise themselves with the stadium.

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Dreading this now that tiote is out, I was praying for the appeal to be successful but now i'm just angry again. Not sure if I can bring myself to go again whilst Pardew is in charge. Everyone has a point to which they can take things but I think that I may well have just been pushed too far.

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They need 15-20 minutes to build up their atmosphere for when the players come out. Says it all :lol:

 

Would love it to happen though, would mean that's all their enthusiasm used by kick off, it'll be dead after 5 minutes.

 

Don't Newcastle wheel out that Graham Danby bloke to get the atmosphere started before big games? :)

 

30% of the makems will need to turn up early to find their seats and familiarise themselves with the stadium.

 

I hope your lots going to stay in the stands this time and not on the pitch Wearside?

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They need 15-20 minutes to build up their atmosphere for when the players come out. Says it all :lol:

 

Would love it to happen though, would mean that's all their enthusiasm used by kick off, it'll be dead after 5 minutes.

 

Don't Newcastle wheel out that Graham Danby bloke to get the atmosphere started before big games? :)

 

30% of the makems will need to turn up early to find their seats and familiarise themselves with the stadium.

 

I hope your lots going to stay in the stands this time and not on the pitch Wearside?

 

At least 2 threads on that pisspoor forum of theirs urging fans to attack Newcastle players when they invade the pitch if they score.

Also saying stewards turn a blind eye for this fixture, to anyone bringing in missiles to throw during the game from their SW corner.

Not surprising really, their club virtually condoned it last time and the FA just seem to turn a blind eye to their regular pitch invasions.

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Cattermole, Onuoha and Welbeck all in contention to play for #safc in derby. Not a bad trio to have available.

 

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It's a different game though, lads. They shit themselves because that was the first Tyne-Wear derby for a good few of them, and it was at St. James' Park. They're at their place now, looking for revenge. There's no way they're going to shit their keks like last time.

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Some Mackem Bits

Terry Butcher’s “Mackem Commandos On Enemy Territory” Pre-derby team talk (1993) complete with crew cuts “like the Paras”. Kevin Ball loved it.

Classy Pitch Invasions and Kids From Fame Dances on the Cinder track.

 

Ground staff and mental breakdowns in front of the away end

 

The delicious irony of “You’ve Never Won Fuck All”

 

The FTM Industry

 

Michael Gray’s new accent

 

The imagery used for Sunderland’s World Cup bid

 

The SR-free postal addresses of Sunderland AFC's Players and Management

 

“Black Cats”

 

“I wished to God our Fans were as good as those at Newcastle!” - Tom Cowie

 

Sunderland fans regularly drinking in Newcastle pubs

 

Sugar Puff boycotts

 

Teenage charva posturing at St Peter’s Metro Station

 

Peter Reid biting at the SoS

 

Vandalism of adidas advertising nr Wearmouth Bridge

 

Grown Men (Mackems) assaulting Newcastle Schoolboys at Central Station After A Derby

 

Sunderland fans refusing to visit Newcastle for anything, ever

 

“I see you have still had no luck in catching me”

 

“Newcastle is a bigger club than Sunderland and it always has been” - Bob Murray

 

Sunderland fans writing FTM on the back of shit house doors in Newcastle pubs.

 

The irony of SoS regulars referring to SJP as the “landfill”

 

Kieron Richardson’s Bentley

 

“Stadium of Light”

 

Gordon Armstrong’s spots

 

Anton Ferdinand’s gambling prowess

 

“To See The Sunderland Aces”

 

“Sunderland is the biggest city between Leeds and Edinburgh” - Bob Murray

 

Marco Gabbiadini’s facial warts

 

Peter Reid biting at The Reebok

 

“Sunderland Til I Die” AKA “Sunderland Til Half Time” (SJP, 31/Oct/10)

 

Peter Reid’s Bodyguard in the SoS dug-out

 

Bob Murray’s Gold Taps

 

“He’s Nearly Dead!”

 

“Black Cats, Top Dogs”

 

Mrs Kevin Phillips

 

Sunderland’s unquestioning devotion to a US Hedge Fund Investor.

 

Howard Wilkinson’s Press Conferences

 

2-1 T-Shirts

 

Sunderland's amusing civic and bitter envy of Tyneside

 

The continuing, all-consuming, small time obsessive hatred of Alan Shearer

 

Mick McCarthy’s Press Conferences

 

“We will have one more seat than SJP”

 

Bob Murray glassed by a Mackem in a Newcastle Curry House

 

Titus Bramble’s way with the ladies

 

Lee Clark’s t-shirts

 

Record Points Lows’

 

“We’ll Meet Again”

 

Lance the Fishmonger in Premier Passions

 

Sunderland’s Boozed Up Britain night-life

 

Kevin Ball laid out in Julies

 

“Jackie Is Dead!”

 

Sunderland fan setting fireworks off from his arse with hilarious results

 

Gillingham

 

The must-visit National Glass Centre

 

Charlie Hurley’s “legend” status

 

Phil Brown, Sunderland fan

 

Sunderland junior players shooting locals with air guns

 

John Oster blinding Mark Maley with an air-gun

 

Derek Ferguson’s driving skills

 

Richard Ord’s nights out in South Shields

 

Steve Cram, Steven Fry-like after dinner raconteur

 

Stadium In A Flat Pack

 

Kevin Ball’s classy patter to Glenn Roeder at an Academy Derby

 

Gary Rowell’s “legend” status

 

Clive Mendonca

 

“Kevin Kilbane RIP” Graffiti on the bridge to the SoS

 

Gary Bennett’s towering intellect

 

Lawrie McMenemy’s Gas Bill

 

Bob Murray’s mogadon voice

 

Micky Horswill’s IQ

 

Empty Pink Seats

 

The civic pride generated by Take That at the SoS

 

Waiting for Kevin Ball to join HMF now the country is at war as he previously promised. He’s hard.

 

Sunderland’s copy-cat Newcastle United-like club crest

 

Sorensen’s Shearer Penalty save voted the greatest ever moment in Sunderland’s entire history

 

Don Goodman in Market St Nick

 

SundIREland

 

Hard man John Kay (sighs)

 

Fattest Fans in the PL - NHS Choices Survey 2010

 

Sunderland fans racist abuse of Darren Bent’s mother

 

Lee Cattermole’s Bad Shoes

 

Kevin Ball’s classy testimonials to court hearings

 

1960s Financial Irregularities

 

Sunderland’s lamentable attempts at piss-taking card displays in derbies

 

Eric Gates’ mush

 

SAFC - The biggest club in Ireland. Apparrently.

 

Jordan Henderson's "difficult" England debut

 

Seamus “the goal is too big” McDonagh

 

Highest Teenage Pregnancy Rate in Europe

 

Lilian Laslandes in Market St Nick

 

Sunderland's weird friends in the press

 

Liam Lawrence’s Home Movies

 

Roy Keane’s nailed on managerial greatness

 

Mackem pronunciation of Reuben Agboola

 

Kevin Kyle’s “goal” celebration

 

Kevin Kyle

 

Gary Bennett’s “legend” status

 

Steve Bruce’s big match temperament

 

Steve Bruce’s prodigious appetite

 

Steve Bruce’s unexplained facial lesions

 

Steve Bruce’s fondness for an elasticated waist

 

Steve Bruce’s enormous head

 

Steve Bruce’s Scenty bottle accent

 

Steve Bruce’s uncanny resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire

 

Sunderland's enduring loathing of Jimmy Hill

 

Nonsense Stories About BBC Sound men Looking For Amplification of the Crowd Noise At Joker Park

 

Sunderland’s “City” status

 

30K At Man City ..... and on and on and on ...

 

 

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I trained with the team today after getting rid of the flu. I still have some symptoms but I feel quite well. Thank you all for having asked.

 

:aww:

 

 

 

cool- did he say anything about learning to cross or shoot?

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I trained with the team today after getting rid of the flu. I still have some symptoms but I feel quite well. Thank you all for having asked.

 

:aww:

 

 

 

cool- did he say anything about learning to cross or shoot?

 

Jose, not Jonas.

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I trained with the team today after getting rid of the flu. I still have some symptoms but I feel quite well. Thank you all for having asked.

 

:aww:

 

 

 

cool- did he say anything about learning to cross or shoot?

 

Jose, not Jonas.

 

 

:blush:

 

 

:lol:

 

must read posts properly before trying to be a clever shite

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I'd love it if Smith, Perch and Best all scored in this, would be funny as fuck.

 

Luque and Chopra scored in the same derby 5 years ago...one for the stranger things have happened category for sure.

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The one thing in our favour is that Sunderland are going to be overwhelming favourites due to the injuries, suspensions and Pardew's suicidal management. It just might blow up in their faces like it did at St James.

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Really f***s me off they take the piss out of Steve Cram, he's achieved more in his life than any "famous" toon fan.

 

C unts

 

Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks

 

Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit.

 

edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh?  :cheesy:

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Really f***s me off they take the piss out of Steve Cram, he's achieved more in his life than any "famous" toon fan.

 

C unts

 

Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks

 

Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit.

 

edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh?  :cheesy:

 

 

is steve cram the only ever sunderland celebrity?

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Really f***s me off they take the piss out of Steve Cram, he's achieved more in his life than any "famous" toon fan.

 

C unts

 

Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks

 

Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit.

 

edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh?  :cheesy:

 

 

is steve cram the only ever sunderland celebrity?

 

No, he is from Jarrow.

 

Says on his wiki he is randomly an Everton fan.

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