Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Someone please go back in time and give Smith's mother an abortion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Smith's was the last name I read. Figured we had a chance up until then. 3-1 Sunderland, they'll walk over Smith and Nolan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Sunday Sun says ' trained undercover spotters' are being sent to pubs to pull the plug on illegal channels showing the match and prosecute landlords. Imagine the riot when a community support officer turns the telly off You'd think there's more important stuff to fix in the world than this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Their team contains a decent turn of pace. For this reason I fully expect Smith to give up several dangerous freekicks/a penalty and get a yellow as a minimum. If this clown scores in todays game I'll happily make a bust of this 'NUFC legend' with my own shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Sunday Sun says ' trained undercover spotters' are being sent to pubs to pull the plug on illegal channels showing the match and prosecute landlords. Imagine the riot when a community support officer turns the telly off You'd think there's more important stuff to fix in the world than this. Can't belive that the match isn't on telly in England. Happy it's on telly over here, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Over half of those players would walk into our squad to be honest. Then again, same vice versa as well. Evenly matched imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Their team contains a decent turn of pace. For this reason I fully expect Smith to give up several dangerous freekicks/a penalty and get a yellow as a minimum. If this clown scores in todays game I'll happily make a bust of this 'NUFC legend' with my own shit. get that quoted just in case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Sunday Sun says ' trained undercover spotters' are being sent to pubs to pull the plug on illegal channels showing the match and prosecute landlords. Imagine the riot when a community support officer turns the telly off They cant turn the game off there & then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Gordon (Overpriced jock keeper) Onuoha (City reject) Bramble (Toon flop) Ferdinand (snide Rio) Bardsley (MUFC reject) Elmohamady (Mummy lover) Henderson ( Mackem scum) Richardson (face you want kick in) Malbranque (has been frog) Bent (son of women abused by Mackems) Gyan (African prick) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Smith better turn up today. There's no excuse for a lack of commitment in the derby. He walked around against Stevenage, and if he does it here I will personally hunt him down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Sunday Sun says ' trained undercover spotters' are being sent to pubs to pull the plug on illegal channels showing the match and prosecute landlords. Imagine the riot when a community support officer turns the telly off You'd think there's more important stuff to fix in the world than this. CSO would not be turning up but people from Media Protection Services & there are protocols to follow. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT FOR TODAY!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie418 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Magpie on the p;itch, been hanging around for half an hour - get in son! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 We're gonna hammer them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Smith will get sent of after giving away a penalty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Our bench is fucking dire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Smith will get sent of after giving away a penalty. Blessing in disguise if he's out for three matches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I am terrified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Our bench is f***ing dire. Perch is covering the entire backline. Not convinced we should ever have loaned Kadar tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 How much training do you need to spot the match is on? If the pubs rammed and there's newcastle and sunderland players on the telly it doesn't take fucking columbo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Will we see Smith goal face today? http://uk.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20070803&t=2&i=1242191&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=1242191 http://www.spiritofsport.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodlg/278.jpg http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Alan-Smith-Entrance-300x216.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 So much for Pardew's bullshit about going on the front foot. Smith is there purely as a stopper and a clumsy one at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 mackem team is nothing special, which makes me confident. then i scrolled down and saw ours - not bad, but Smith frightens me. And more than that, it'll have an impact on Nolan's game too. time for smith to put years of shit performances behind him and step up. Also expect Jonas and Barton to come inside and help out otherwise Nolan and Smith will have rings ran around them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Yes. Smith will score a hat-trick, it wins us the game in style and he becomes an instant Toon lengend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Will we see Smith goal face today? http://uk.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20070803&t=2&i=1242191&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=1242191 http://www.spiritofsport.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodlg/278.jpg http://www.footballfancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Alan-Smith-Entrance-300x216.jpg Those are obviously photoshopped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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