Foluwashola Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Wearside Jack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Really f***s me off they take the piss out of Steve Cram, he's achieved more in his life than any "famous" toon fan. C unts Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit. edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh? is steve cram the only ever sunderland celebrity? The Futureheads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Brendan Foster did almost as much in the same field as Steve Cram (plus Sports Personality of the Year and founder of the biggest half marathon in the world) and he's nowhere near considered a celebrity fan despite being a Toon fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Brendan Foster did almost as much in the same field as Steve Cram (plus Sports Personality of the Year and founder of the biggest half marathon in the world) and he's nowhere near considered a celebrity fan despite being a Toon fan. aye but running away is seen as a great attribute in sunderalnd- as seen at half time in the last Derby. -- looked a bit like the start of the great north run behind the Leazes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Apparently this walrus is somewhere in Sunderland anarl. Probably trumps Steve Cram. http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2416/walrusy.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Takes a mean facial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 looks like a turd with toothpicks in it.... .....covered in bird shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 They've got winter gardens though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Some Mackem Bits Terry Butcher’s “Mackem Commandos On Enemy Territory” Pre-derby team talk (1993) complete with crew cuts “like the Paras”. Kevin Ball loved it. Classy Pitch Invasions and Kids From Fame Dances on the Cinder track. Ground staff and mental breakdowns in front of the away end The delicious irony of “You’ve Never Won f*** All” The FTM Industry Michael Gray’s new accent The imagery used for Sunderland’s World Cup bid The SR-free postal addresses of Sunderland AFC's Players and Management “Black Cats” “I wished to God our Fans were as good as those at Newcastle!” - Tom Cowie Sunderland fans regularly drinking in Newcastle pubs Sugar Puff boycotts Teenage charva posturing at St Peter’s Metro Station Peter Reid biting at the SoS Vandalism of adidas advertising nr Wearmouth Bridge Grown Men (Mackems) assaulting Newcastle Schoolboys at Central Station After A Derby Sunderland fans refusing to visit Newcastle for anything, ever “I see you have still had no luck in catching me” “Newcastle is a bigger club than Sunderland and it always has been” - Bob Murray Sunderland fans writing FTM on the back of s*** house doors in Newcastle pubs. The irony of SoS regulars referring to SJP as the “landfill” Kieron Richardson’s Bentley “Stadium of Light” Gordon Armstrong’s spots Anton Ferdinand’s gambling prowess “To See The Sunderland Aces” “Sunderland is the biggest city between Leeds and Edinburgh” - Bob Murray Marco Gabbiadini’s facial warts Peter Reid biting at The Reebok “Sunderland Til I Die” AKA “Sunderland Til Half Time” (SJP, 31/Oct/10) Peter Reid’s Bodyguard in the SoS dug-out Bob Murray’s Gold Taps “He’s Nearly Dead!” “Black Cats, Top Dogs” Mrs Kevin Phillips Sunderland’s unquestioning devotion to a US Hedge Fund Investor. Howard Wilkinson’s Press Conferences 2-1 T-Shirts Sunderland's amusing civic and bitter envy of Tyneside The continuing, all-consuming, small time obsessive hatred of Alan Shearer Mick McCarthy’s Press Conferences “We will have one more seat than SJP” Bob Murray glassed by a Mackem in a Newcastle Curry House Titus Bramble’s way with the ladies Lee Clark’s t-shirts Record Points Lows’ “We’ll Meet Again” Lance the Fishmonger in Premier Passions Sunderland’s Boozed Up Britain night-life Kevin Ball laid out in Julies “Jackie Is Dead!” Sunderland fan setting fireworks off from his arse with hilarious results Gillingham The must-visit National Glass Centre Charlie Hurley’s “legend” status Phil Brown, Sunderland fan Sunderland junior players shooting locals with air guns John Oster blinding Mark Maley with an air-gun Derek Ferguson’s driving skills Richard Ord’s nights out in South Shields Steve Cram, Steven Fry-like after dinner raconteur Stadium In A Flat Pack Kevin Ball’s classy patter to Glenn Roeder at an Academy Derby Gary Rowell’s “legend” status Clive Mendonca “Kevin Kilbane RIP” Graffiti on the bridge to the SoS Gary Bennett’s towering intellect Lawrie McMenemy’s Gas Bill Bob Murray’s mogadon voice Micky Horswill’s IQ Empty Pink Seats The civic pride generated by Take That at the SoS Waiting for Kevin Ball to join HMF now the country is at war as he previously promised. He’s hard. Sunderland’s copy-cat Newcastle United-like club crest Sorensen’s Shearer Penalty save voted the greatest ever moment in Sunderland’s entire history Don Goodman in Market St Nick SundIREland Hard man John Kay (sighs) Fattest Fans in the PL - NHS Choices Survey 2010 Sunderland fans racist abuse of Darren Bent’s mother Lee Cattermole’s Bad Shoes Kevin Ball’s classy testimonials to court hearings 1960s Financial Irregularities Sunderland’s lamentable attempts at piss-taking card displays in derbies Eric Gates’ mush SAFC - The biggest club in Ireland. Apparrently. Jordan Henderson's "difficult" England debut Seamus “the goal is too big” McDonagh Highest Teenage Pregnancy Rate in Europe Lilian Laslandes in Market St Nick Sunderland's weird friends in the press Liam Lawrence’s Home Movies Roy Keane’s nailed on managerial greatness Mackem pronunciation of Reuben Agboola Kevin Kyle’s “goal” celebration Kevin Kyle Gary Bennett’s “legend” status Steve Bruce’s big match temperament Steve Bruce’s prodigious appetite Steve Bruce’s unexplained facial lesions Steve Bruce’s fondness for an elasticated waist Steve Bruce’s enormous head Steve Bruce’s Scenty bottle accent Steve Bruce’s uncanny resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire Sunderland's enduring loathing of Jimmy Hill Nonsense Stories About BBC Sound men Looking For Amplification of the Crowd Noise At Joker Park Sunderland’s “City” status 30K At Man City ..... and on and on and on ... Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=556886#ixzz1AlK7oBgd Kind of sums up the whole festering cesspit of their town and football club. Sunderland Til I Die AKA Sunderland Til Half Time (SJP, 31/Oct/10) ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Apparently this walrus is somewhere in Sunderland anarl. Probably trumps Steve Cram. http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2416/walrusy.jpg goo goo gah choo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Apparently Mark Webber is a Sunderland fan. Said he started supporting them because he loves Roy Keane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Mike Ashley Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Apparently Mark Webber is a Sunderland fan. Said he started supporting them because he loves Roy Keane. Sure it wasn't because of Gary Breen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 No matter the score in this game it will always be eclipsed by the 5-1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 No matter the score in this game the it will always be eclipsed by the 5-1 Unless they win by 4 or more, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 No matter the score in this game the it will always be eclipsed by the 5-1 Unless they win by 4 or more, like. More chance in a Houghton return Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 No matter the score in this game the it will always be eclipsed by the 5-1 Unless they win by 4 or more, like. More chance in a Houghton return You don't believe in 'tempting fate' then? If it happens I want you banned. I'm putting that out now, and I like you oldtype, but I will solely place the blame on you if we get shafted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 No matter the score in this game the it will always be eclipsed by the 5-1 Unless they win by 4 or more, like. More chance in a Houghton return You don't believe in 'tempting fate' then? If it happens I want you banned. I'm putting that out now, and I like you oldtype, but I will solely place the blame on you if we get shafted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Fucks sake. Same avatar. (whey nearly the same) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Point still stands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Apparently Mark Webber is a Sunderland fan. Said he started supporting them because he loves Roy Keane. Sure it wasn't because of Gary Breen? No,it was because the Newcastle kit reminded him of his great great grandfathers only clothes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I don't think we should go in with even an ounce of the arrogance they were pedaling before the last game. It's a tough game and I'll be happy when it's over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Theres no way this will be a hammering if they win. The likes of the 5-1 between 2 sides at the same level only come once in a blue moon with derbies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Nope. Not comfortable with this at all. Jinxing bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Lovely kiss of death from Decky there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 If it happens ill.... No, im not even going to go there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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