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maybe he got sick of living in a city where everyone hates the team he plays for. wonder why these sunderland players dont live and hang out in sunderland, it even has its own airport or so i hear.

 

It does but they only take in Micky Mouse planes for their micky mouse city and club.

 

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Reminds me of the pundit crap we had to put up with after sacking Sam Allardyce. We were the villains but not one of the hypocritical bastards would have wanted him in charge of their own club.

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Oliver Holt has been cringeworthy in his licking of MON's ringpiece the last few months.

 

I don't know if he's mates with MON but to blatantly ignore how well he was backed financially by Lerner for two years is either sensationalism or just lack of knowledge close to the ground. Either way you can understand why he's gone from the Sunday Times correspondent to the Mirror.

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Life is like a hurricane here in Sun'lun

Bridges, Greggses, there's no planes- it's a fucked blur

You might solve a mystery, why Darren's history...

 

...Jan Sales, Oo-oo

Bent has gone, it's all gone wrong in Jan sales, oo-oo

 

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - Nile Ranger signing for you

What to do? Just panic buy in Jan Sales, oo-oo!

Not Alexi Sayle or Yachting sails but Jan Sales, oo-oo!

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He runs like a fucking chicken ploughing it's way into the ground, has a heed like a threepenny bit, he's gutless, can't hold the ball up to save his life, couldn't trap a fucking sandbag, has the awareness of a lettuce, can't pass, dribble and has no chest control whatsoever. He'll score goals if your entire game plan is designed to fit his game, in short if you lump every fucking ball you get right into his path. He'll miss three out of four and your fans will be bored shitless but what the hell, he'll score maybe 15 a season, including penalties, before leaving for a "bigger" club two years hence. Mind, by then you'll be pleased to see him go. £24m smackers, we can build a new side with that. You've been well mugged.

 

:lol: :lol: ahh the bitterness.

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=560495&page=3#ixzz1BRI9AxKu

 

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He runs like a f***ing chicken ploughing it's way into the ground, has a heed like a threepenny bit, he's gutless, can't hold the ball up to save his life, couldn't trap a f***ing sandbag, has the awareness of a lettuce, can't pass, dribble and has no chest control whatsoever. He'll score goals if your entire game plan is designed to fit his game, in short if you lump every f***ing ball you get right into his path. He'll miss three out of four and your fans will be bored shitless but what the hell, he'll score maybe 15 a season, including penalties, before leaving for a "bigger" club two years hence. Mind, by then you'll be pleased to see him go. £24m smackers, we can build a new side with that. You've been well mugged.

 

:lol: :lol: ahh the bitterness.

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=560495&page=3#ixzz1BRI9AxKu

 

 

I remember all the SAFC fans said the exact same thing when they signed him.

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Daily Mail reckon Spurs will see £6m of the initial £18m by way of a £3m sell on fee and £3m unpaid instalments. :lol:

Basically this leaves them without Bent or, come the end of the season when Fergie refuses to sell him, Welbeck and just enough money to sign the rest of the players they currently have on loan. Don't know how this can be interpreted as anything other than a bad deal for them.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1348447/Sunderland-boss-furious-Aston-Villa-clinch-Darren-Bent-deal-Tottenham-primed-6m-windfall.html

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Outstanding. So thats:

 

£18m

 

£6m to Spurs

£4m for Onuoha

£2m for Elmo

£4m for Mensah or a CB

£2m to replace £30m worth of Strikers in Bent and Welbeck

 

Stonking deal :lol:

 

Makes life worth living, eh?

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Outstanding. So thats:

 

£18m

 

£6m to Spurs

£4m for Onuoha

£2m for Elmo

£4m for Mensah or a CB

£2m to replace £30m worth of Strikers in Bent and Welbeck

 

Stonking deal :lol:

Tbf if selling bent means they can sign all of there loan players, who are all 1st team regulars, the it's a pretty good deal. Just looks shit as there already at the club :lol:
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Outstanding. So thats:

 

£18m

 

£6m to Spurs

£4m for Onuoha

£2m for Elmo

£4m for Mensah or a CB

£2m to replace £30m worth of Strikers in Bent and Welbeck

 

Stonking deal :lol:

Tbf if selling bent means they can sign all of there loan players, who are all 1st team regulars, the it's a pretty good deal. Just looks s*** as there already at the club :lol:

 

Means they're going in reverse as oppose to the money allowing them to improve their squad vastly. 1 step forward, 2 steps back so to speak.

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Outstanding. So thats:

 

£18m

 

£6m to Spurs

£4m for Onuoha

£2m for Elmo

£4m for Mensah or a CB

£2m to replace £30m worth of Strikers in Bent and Welbeck

 

Stonking deal :lol:

Tbf if selling bent means they can sign all of there loan players, who are all 1st team regulars, the it's a pretty good deal. Just looks s*** as there already at the club :lol:

 

So they end up as they are, with 44% less goals....Good deal?

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