John Carver

[Parky]

Words fail me.

[54]

Given our run in, I think we hay still yet be dragged into a relegation scrap 

 

Not a chance more than 3 sides out of the bottom 6 will get more than 36 points, which we'll easily achieve.

I Don't think we will get relegated, as like you say there is too much shit in the league for that. I just feel like it's not beyond the realm of possibility that we could get dragged in, given that we play the majority of the top 8, in our final games.

[Guest]

Absolute wanker. My hatred for him is right up there with my hatred for Pardew, can't wait til he's gone from this club.

[Gallowgate Toon]

Dummett for Cabella is up there with some of the worse that Pardew ever made

 

I'm gonna disagree with that. Cowardly sub obviously but Cabella had been hopeless all night and was fading.

 

Cabella was awful. He wasn't alone in this, though, in fairness.

 

That midfield 5 put in one of the worst collective performance I've seen for some time. They were either anonymous or absolutely fucking crap.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

That midfield 5 was actually only made up of one decent midfielder TBF, with two strikers and a number ten all playing out of position. And Jack Colback.

[Village Idiot]

You can always look at the bright side, surely there's no way he's getting the gig permanently with such lackluster results.

[Jesse Pinkman]

I was making toast when Carver made that Cabella- Dummett sub, had to hold myself back from putting a folk in the toaster.

 

So depressing!

[DJ_NUFC]

You can always look at the bright side, surely there's no way he's getting the gig permanently with such lackluster results.

 

Have you been following what's been going on with us since 2008?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

You can always look at the bright side, surely there's no way he's getting the gig permanently with such lackluster results.

 

Righto

[Guest firetotheworks]

I don't like the word Impressionist instead of Impersonator, it just makes me think that he's doing Pardew portraits in the style of Monet.

[r0cafella]

You can always look at the bright side, surely there's no way he's getting the gig permanently with such lackluster results.

Dunno VI,

 

I think all Ashley wants is someone who can survive every year, he's a gambler so it wouldn't surprise me if we took a punt on him.

[maybe_next_year]

Calling himself brave post-match

[themanupstairs]

Impersonating an impostor. Doesn't get lower than that.

[Unbelievable]

Calling himself brave post-match

 

Surely not?

[Twinport53]

Calling himself brave post-match

 

Ne chance 

[ExiledGeordie]

 

He's a fuckign arsehole, I don't even bother listening to his interviews. Utter nonsense.

[Mike]

You can always look at the bright side, surely there's no way he's getting the gig permanently with such lackluster results.

 

You're nuts.

[maybe_next_year]

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle.

"I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team.

"It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" 

[DJ_NUFC]

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle.

"I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team.

"It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" 

 

 

I don't even know where to start or what to pick apart. Just have to laugh at this point.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

"It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. "

 

I'll just let that one hang there for a second...

[themanupstairs]

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle.

"I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team.

"It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'"

 

OMFG WE DESERVED THE POINT! HE SAID WE DESERVED THE POINT

 

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[Varadi]

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle.

"I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team.

"It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'"

 

So we can win 1 game every 6 and he'll be perfectly happy. ffs man.

[Village Idiot]

Woah, what a reaction to my post

 

What I mean is that he's showing that he can't be trusted to keep the club in the PL, and that's about the only thing Ashley cares.

[steve_69]

Erm, fuck off John

[U2]

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle.

"I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team.

"It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'"

 

End his reign, end it now.