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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

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Whoever gets the job on the first day needs to call him into the office and say...John just go and take that baldy dwarf and that fat greasy mess of a goalkeeper coach with you.....then have security escort them out or even better just release the hounds

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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

 

He's probably inviting them back to his park bench after the game for some white lightning

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Whoever gets the job on the first day needs to call him into the office and say...John just go and take that baldy dwarf and that fat greasy mess of a goalkeeper coach with you.....then have security escort them out or even better just release the hounds

 

I woudn't even wait til he's outside the grounds, just open the door to his office and release the hounds there.

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I always feel uncomfortable when he scampers across to the opposition dug out to hug the likes of Pochettino, Wenger and Mourinho. I feel like taking a shower on their behalf.

 

He's probably inviting them back to his park bench after the game for some white lightning

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Since beating Chelsea on 6th December, we've lost 14 of 20 matches in all competitions.

 

In only 3 of those have we scored more than once. In 9 of them we've not scored at all.

 

The aggregate score of our last 8 matches is Opponents 18-3 NUFC -- and that somehow includes a win.

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I'm slightly pissed off that he's equalled Pardew's 6 match losing streak. I really did want him to have that badge of honour to himself.

 

He's probably going to take that crown from Pardew next week.

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Genuine question here.

 

Can anyone name

 

a) A board in the past of the club that would retain this knacker at this point of the season?

 

b) A board of any other current Premier League club that would retain this knacker at this point of the season?

 

Presuming that you get the same answers as myself, then ask yourself what the goals of the club management are for this season.

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"The only way to win games is by winning"

 

He did then go on to correct himself and say "scoring goals", but he's still an absolute cret.

 

Aha!

 

Who would have thought?

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif

 

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I don't like quitting, no one does, but if he loves this club he'd walk away. He must know he isn't upto the task. He can't be that dense.

 

I think he's proven you wrong on that score already.

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I don't like quitting, no one does, but if he loves this club he'd walk away. He must know he isn't upto the task. He can't be that dense.

 

If he quits he doesn't get paid. He'll never have been on the wedge that others were so he probably needs the coin.

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