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ohn Carver has insisted that he is still in “pole position” to net the Newcastle United head coach job - despite emerging talk from Spain linking the Magpies with Rayo Vallecano’s Paco Jemez.

 

Carver would like the opportunity to be judged properly after having a full pre-season with the players and his staff.

 

And while rumours of Perez and ex-England boss Steve McClaren,

 

:lol: Seriously, does anybody proofread that newspaper?

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If this muppet is even kept on as a coach it would be a disgrace.  Just do us all a favour and jettison him into the sun.

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And while rumours of Perez and ex-England boss Steve McClaren

 

Top work, Lee, keep flying the flag for window lickers everywhere.

 

“That was with our better players in the team. We have had a great run and then this dip. So as far as I am concerned I want the opportunity.

 

The 'dip' only started when he took over.  'We were doing alright but everything turned to shit as soon as I took over.  Gissa job.'

 

:lol: A dip? Thats like saying the Grand Canyon is a pothole you fucktard

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So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised?

 

A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps.

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg

 

:lol: 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?'

 

'No'

 

'Cut the rope'

 

:lol:

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I really wish I hadn't read that article, it's wrecked my day. Sitting here livid now. I'd just laugh it off any other time, but it's terrifying to think this could actually happen with our imbeciles in charge. You can just see him slurping this s*** out to them and the idiots believing everything he says.  I think there needs to be some Carver out chants non stop too, make the idiot know exactly what we think.  Fuming!

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I get the impression that he feels that the more he speaks to the media, the more it legitimises his position as a manager. The only explanation I have for the amount of guff he speaks.

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The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants.

 

Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight.

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The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants.

 

Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight.

 

The only pole he will be on is Ryders the lovestruck wanker

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To me those comments confirm that it’s definitely either Cardew or McClaren and that the Cruddas Park licking nugget is going to remain on our payroll either way because McClaren will keep him on board!

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He says himself that's just how HE looks at it, not the club or anyone else. I agree he'll be kept on in some regard no matter who comes in though. He wants the job and is bigging himself up (which is nigh on impossible when you look at his record).

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So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised?

 

A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps.

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg

 

:lol: 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?'

 

'No'

 

'Cut the rope'

 

:lol:

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If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff.

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If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff.

 

I dont even think he could run a hot dog stand tbh.

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If the club really want to keep him in a job they should let him run one of the hot dog stands outside the ground. Not that I'd buy any food prepared by that meff.

 

I dont even think he could run a hot dog stand tbh.

 

Maybe he could buy some hot dogs then. I could see him scoffing 4 at a time with ketchup lodged in the wrinkles round his mouth.

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The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants.

 

Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight.

 

Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager!

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The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants.

 

Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight.

 

Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager!

I suspect a monkey randomly flinging poo at a tactics board would achieve a higher win % tbf.

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Guest Roger Kint

One of the lads who met this clown will be putting it all on twitter soon. Apparently he just left the training ground now

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