Deuce Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I think the fact that he's a tracksuit wanker makes me hate him even more. At least Pardew had some dress sense about him, even if he was an asshole. Carver looks and acts like a total moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Saying the squad is big enough and the club haven't mismanaged is blatant brown-nosing to get the job next season and show he is willing to work under the same conditions. Shame the protests have fizzled out, even if they're putting them on the backburner until we get to safety I doubt they will have the same intensity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 A golfer going for the Championship?! Fucking simpleton! I'm not surprised "relegation" isn't in your vocabulary John; I don't imagine any words over 2 syllables or 6 letters are. Dunce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 He is one delusional mother fucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 i don't know but i think we're going to get a cunting tomorrow now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This bloke is getting the job isn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This bloke is getting the job isn't he? If you could just appreciate the fact he's done a fantastic job, you'd see he's the right choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 If we stay up he will be telling everyone how he saved us from relegation, instead of nearly taking us down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 He slipped a 'trust me' in there too. A line straight from Chapter 1 of the Pardew Manual of Bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "Pulis said to me that...." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "Pulis said to me that...." :lol: guy is such a plug. He can't understand why all these managers want him (allegedly) to get the job, it ain't because he's a swell guy or because he deserves it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This bloke is getting the job isn't he? Yep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 And that NUFCBlog needs f***ing shut down! Read the discussions in the comment section from time to time there. Skipping over Ed's post though as the guy's a complete idiot and seems to have the same grasp on reality as Carver does. Constantly blames our bad run on the SackPardew/AshleyOut "Crowd/Crew/Mob/Whatever" for "forcing the sacking of Pardew". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 If we stay up he will be telling everyone how he saved us from relegation, instead of nearly taking us down. Nailed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Really don't get the Pardew mythos. Yeah he's have probably got a few more points - whoop de fucking doo dah day. His record was shit and he couldn't hack criticism being a massive narcissist. He'd have just as likely relegated us as keep us up and he had at least to jump ship while his time here didn't bomb fully. Carver is getting it too like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Nowt much there like. Still find it hard to hate this chap like. You are what is known in the trade as an enabler. It is because there are people who will shrug their shoulders and say it's not his fault that those at the top can get away with it. Don't hate him? Yeah well, it's only Newcastle United FC. Good old Johnny he's one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This bloke is getting the job isn't he? Not a chance in Hell IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I can't stand carver personally tbh, find him a pathetic character and the whole "bully/hard man" act is grating as f*** Yeah, can't stomach the guy at all. He's terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Did anyone catch the football programme on yesterday about Maverick players? Really, really enjoyed it. Seems there's always been a thing about not backing this sort of player in this country. Even wen they were English! Didn't realise how much Hoddle was overlooked for England. Seems skilful flair players were always seen as pansies and untrustworthy. It was fascinating to watch, as this was well before I moved to this country. When Hoddle went to Monace, Wenger actually asked him why he kept tracking back so much Hoddle said he had been waiting 13 years to hear that! Just reminded me of our farcical situation, and the majority of our players being misused man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This bloke is getting the job isn't he? Yep. Only needs one fucking win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Don't understand people who find it hard to dislike him. He supports Ashley, uses dead club legends as a way to curry favour with fans, has asked fans for fights twice and his only managerial qualification is being from Newcastle. He's one of them and by being that alone he's a gargantuan cunt. It just so happens that he's also staggeringly bad at his job. For all this loving the club shit he's quite happy to let it rot for his own personal gain. He's a cunt, fuck him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Don't understand people who find it hard to dislike him. He supports Ashley, uses dead club legends as a way to curry favour with fans, has asked fans for fights twice and his only managerial qualification is being from Newcastle. He's one of them and by being that alone he's a gargantuan cunt. It just so happens that he's also staggeringly bad at his job. For all this loving the club shit he's quite happy to let it rot for his own personal gain. He's a cunt, fuck him. It's the desperation of it all, really. He's just throwing anything at the wall to see if something will stick. Something he can build a managerial career out of. NOTHING is working and he's losing his fucking mind trying to figure it out why other people can do it and he can't. Hating someone like that just seems unnecessary. I want him gone, and I'll be fucking furious when he gets the seat full time. But I just can't bring myself to hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Don't understand people who find it hard to dislike him. He supports Ashley, uses dead club legends as a way to curry favour with fans, has asked fans for fights twice and his only managerial qualification is being from Newcastle. He's one of them and by being that alone he's a gargantuan cunt. It just so happens that he's also staggeringly bad at his job. For all this loving the club shit he's quite happy to let it rot for his own personal gain. He's a cunt, fuck him. It's the desperation of it all, really. He's just throwing anything at the wall to see if something will stick. Something he can build a managerial career out of. NOTHING is working and he's losing his fucking mind trying to figure it out why other people can do it and he can't. Hating someone like that just seems unnecessary. I want him gone, and I'll be fucking furious when he gets the seat full time. But I just can't bring myself to hate him. But it's not like he's an honest bloke who's just trying his best like Hugjton or even Roeder . He's been a total dick to to fans and he went from slagging off Ashley on the radio to kissing arse once he was on his payroll. The SBR and Gary Speed stuff also knocks me sick. I find it very easy to dislike him because of the non-footballing stuff, it just so happens that he's also unimaginably terrible at the footballing stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Don't understand people who find it hard to dislike him. He supports Ashley, uses dead club legends as a way to curry favour with fans, has asked fans for fights twice and his only managerial qualification is being from Newcastle. He's one of them and by being that alone he's a gargantuan c***. It just so happens that he's also staggeringly bad at his job. For all this loving the club s*** he's quite happy to let it rot for his own personal gain. He's a c***, f*** him. That's the bit that pisses me off the most with the fat cunt. He'd quite happily let us drop like a stone, knowing he isn't good enough, for his own personal gain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Don't understand people who find it hard to dislike him. He supports Ashley, uses dead club legends as a way to curry favour with fans, has asked fans for fights twice and his only managerial qualification is being from Newcastle. He's one of them and by being that alone he's a gargantuan cunt. It just so happens that he's also staggeringly bad at his job. For all this loving the club shit he's quite happy to let it rot for his own personal gain. He's a cunt, fuck him. It's the desperation of it all, really. He's just throwing anything at the wall to see if something will stick. Something he can build a managerial career out of. NOTHING is working and he's losing his fucking mind trying to figure it out why other people can do it and he can't. Hating someone like that just seems unnecessary. I want him gone, and I'll be fucking furious when he gets the seat full time. But I just can't bring myself to hate him. But it's not like he's an honest bloke who's just trying his best like Hugjton or even Roeder . He's been a total dick to to fans and he went from slagging off Ashley on the radio to kissing arse once he was on his payroll. The SBR and Gary Speed stuff also knocks me sick. I find it very easy to dislike him because of the non-footballing stuff, it just so happens that he's also unimaginably terrible at the footballing stuff. It has nothing to do with his character. Fuck his character. He's an absolute dickhead but I don't hate him. It's more of a "Look at this fucking asshole." kind of thing. A desperate man being found out on the biggest stage. I pity how shit he is, especially since he didn't seem to know he was this shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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