Mike Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Quick somebody check if Colo is February on the NUFC Calendar. Saylor is, Colo is September. Eventually the NUFC calendar will just be a flipbook of the Ameobis high fiving. The thought of that man. You get them to look at the camera in front of a green screen. Film them doing the high five and just put seasonal shit in the background. The Ameobis high 5 on New Years The Ameobis high 5 at the I have a dream speech for Black History Month at the murder of Julius Caesar Steven Taylor in the background pulling styrofoam out of his car for April fools etc... (I ran out of shit) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just got in after a s**** day at work and seen this headline... doesn't rain but it f***ing pours! Pardew must be shitting it now. That's his excuse ready made for tomorrow's embarrassment! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I guess singing his name tomorrow won't help matters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. no HA!........................ ........... .......... .......... I'm going to listen instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 That's his excuse ready made for tomorrow's embarrassment! Always comes back to him doesnt it ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMTW Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I feel betrayed after letting him shag my wife... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just got in after a s**** day at work and seen this headline... doesn't rain but it f***ing pours! Pardew must be shitting it now. That's his excuse ready made for tomorrow's embarrassment! It's a pretty reasonable excuse to be fair this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 That's his excuse ready made for tomorrow's embarrassment! Always comes back to him doesnt it ffs No one told you? It's all about him! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. You'd miss the bullshit if we turned into Barca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. You'd miss the bullshit if we turned into Barca. Not having that like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just got in after a s**** day at work and seen this headline... doesn't rain but it f***ing pours! Pardew must be shitting it now. That's his excuse ready made for tomorrow's embarrassment! It's a pretty reasonable excuse to be fair this time. how dare he not shag Colo's wife to keep her happy and here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. You'd miss the bullshit if we turned into Barca. Not having that like... As a fan, when you support a team that's supposed to win, winning is just...eh. I mean, the trash talk ammunition is invaluable, but it's more relief than delight when it's over. At least personally. Shit teams that turn it around are fucking magic. We're kinda doing the Oberdance, but we'll get it right eventually. I realize another Newcastle fan said the same shit in 1939...but still. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TCD23 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I've still yet to see Colo or his agent state that he wants to leave. All of this is just rumours which mean nought. Somebody please link me to where Colo has stated he's pissing off, I mean he stayed in the Championship ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I've still yet to see Colo or his agent state that he wants to leave. All of this is just rumours which mean nought. Somebody please link me to where Colo has stated he's pissing off, I mean he stayed in the Championship ffs! to play devils advocate its rare that any player just comes out and says it to the media (mostly because they lose loyalty bonuses etc) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. You'd miss the bullshit if we turned into Barca. Not having that like... As a fan, when you support a team that's supposed to win, winning is just...eh. I mean, the trash talk ammunition is invaluable, but it's more relief than delight when it's over. At least personally. Shit teams that turn it around are fucking magic. We're kinda doing the Oberdance, but we'll get it right eventually. I realize another Newcastle fan said the same shit in 1939...but still. Are you saying Adolf Hitler loved the Toon like ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 This is just so shit. Been trying to formulate something coherent since this "broke", and not sure I've succeeded now, but it's about as close as I'm going to get. First off, the silence from the club / Coloccini is deafening. It's safe to say that if it was all bollocks, we'd have been told it was all bollocks. And very quickly. There's no way they'd just sit there going "Nah, we'll not say anything" if Coloccini was happy as Larry. Therefore, it seems there's substance to it and he wants out. So what next? We can't let him leave for free, as it would ruin us as a club. We're largely dependent on money in to finance money going out, and to replace Coloccini with someone of equal competence will cost £10m+. At this stage, with the season we've had so far and the personnel we've got here, if we leave ourselves with Taylor, Williamson and basically nobody else then we're properly fucked. Even if we get one more in, we're still fairly fucked as Taylor's a crock and Williamson's borderline incompetent. It's a recipe for another season in the Championship and I can assure you that most if not all of Tiote, Cisse, HBA, Krul and Cabaye will be off like a shot if that happens and we'll be set back by years. Therefore we have 2 options IMO: - Keep Coloccini unhappy at the club - Sell him for enough money to buy a replacement Now his market value, performances and contract length are enough to make him worth in the region of £10m (in my opinion), but the only club he wants to go to (allegedly) can barely afford 10p. So that leaves only one option, keep him here unhappy. It's far from ideal, but we simply cannot afford to let him go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loven Mag 11 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Goodbye cruel world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Everyone hates football, but we're all gonna watch tomorrow. its an addiction man i can't shake it even if i wanted to. You'd miss the bullshit if we turned into Barca. Definitely. Not having anything to moan and complain about would take away most of the fun. The constant chaos makes me love the club even more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 He's signed a new contract, if nobody comes in with the cash then he stays. Does anybody know what it's all about anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 As San Whatstheirface are making pretty in depth statements about it, I suggest this has been in the offing for a while now. Sounds like it's been discussed between them all (Colo, Colo's Dad, Club etc) and this is the "way" they're going to go about it. Not sure if it's going to work or not, but would a mentally unsettled player be of any use to us in any case? Particularly in our given predicament? Fuck only knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I've still yet to see Colo or his agent state that he wants to leave. All of this is just rumours which mean nought. Somebody please link me to where Colo has stated he's pissing off, I mean he stayed in the Championship ffs! He said he didn't know if he was leaving to a guy he was pictured with today, on twitter. That tells you what you need to know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well this fucking sucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ItalianMagpie Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 We are all speculating that he may have been a naughty boy, someone in his family is ill, he's had a row with Pardew. Is angry about our season, not buying player etc. What if, it's none of them and he just want to go to his Dad's team. Couldn't he at least wait for the summer? Is that urgent? I don't believe this. He's got to have some serious problems to want to quit so suddenly, he's the captain, the fans (who love him) will never forgive him for jumping ship at this point of the season with us battling to avoid relegation, he knows that and he wouldn't want that only "to join his dad's club". If that's really what he wants he could easily wait until June and then fuck off home, I can see no reason why he'd be so in a hurry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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