TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Seems ludicrous that teams buy players for so much, but they can effectively just go for free if they force it? Surely we should sue him for loss of the money we'd have sold him for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody the other day was trying to tell me the lass in Crammy was Jonas' sister Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Somebody the other day was trying to tell me the lass in Crammy was Jonas' sister Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If someone is ill then it's none of our business, but on the other hand since when was someone being ill such a massive secret. The affair theory is looking plausible to me, the dirty fecker. Would we sit down and try and negotiate a get out if he'd been caught with his cock in some slag? Course not. He'd be told to get on with it. Some people like to keep their private lives private. If his wife is ill then there are any number of reasons they may not want to broadcast it. It can be kind of a touchy subject. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnes23 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Wheres this retire stuff come from, other than a probable typo by Luke Edwards? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm tempted just to blame a women for all of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Fallout with manager seems the only situation I can think of, but that doesn't excuse it in the slightest. Completely unprofessional. Would a fallout with his manager make him want to go home though??? Bit extreme. There'd be plenty of takers over here still if it was simply a case of him wanting to leave because he didn't get on with Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If someone is ill then it's none of our business, but on the other hand since when was someone being ill such a massive secret. The affair theory is looking plausible to me, the dirty fecker. Would we sit down and try and negotiate a get out if he'd been caught with his cock in some slag? Course not. He'd be told to get on with it. Some people like to keep their private lives private. If his wife is ill then there are any number of reasons they may not want to broadcast it. It can be kind of a touchy subject. We wouldn't be negotiating because he'd done something with his cock, we'd be negotiating because he's desperate to leave, whatever the reason may be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm tempted just to blame a women for all of this. It reeks on minge don't it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Can't see any of the governing bodies siding with Colo and letting him go back on his contract. What kind of precedent would that set, there would be fucking chaos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Someone on saturday was telling me it's 100% true this Crammy lass up the duff story. Ridiculous how people get so certain of these wild tales. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Footballers cheat on their wife's all the time. There's no way that would be the reason for all of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. Worse than Tiger Woods. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child f*** off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash? Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. If he had the police would be involved. Although if he's trying to get outta the country as soon as poss before they come a knocking, that sounds plausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If he has created this mess by being unfaithful and his wife wants them all to go home in order to save their marriage then you cannot blame the club or fans for having fuck all sympathy with him. Cannot blame her for wanting to leave if that is what has happened but he needs to be a man about it and own up face it and tell us the fucking truth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If there is any potentially sympathetic reason for him wanting out, he should have made it publicly known a while ago. The fact he hasn't made it known screams that there is no sympathetic reason. I'm not counting knocking up a ho as a sympathetic reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I really hope that supposed press conference for tomorrow will address this and not for new signings. There's no press conference ffs. Oh right calm down i only know what people say. There definitely is. I read it on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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