triggs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for fuck's sake, what kind of man is he the soft cunt? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. He's not exactly a great looking bloke himself like, footballer or not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for fuck's sake, what kind of man is he the soft cunt? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for fuck's sake, what kind of man is he the soft cunt? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. He's not exactly a great looking bloke himself like, footballer or not http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/boselecta/images/7/78/Melb_400x251.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131201020928 Qué? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for fuck's sake, what kind of man is he the soft cunt? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. The rabbit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for f***'s sake, what kind of man is he the soft c***? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for f***'s sake, what kind of man is he the soft c***? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bought supermarket meat in a supermarket you say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bought supermarket meat in a supermarket you say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bought supermarket meat in a supermarket you say? What a peasant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bought supermarket meat in a supermarket you say? Yes, yes I did. He comes from a country that is arguably home to the best quality meat on earth, and yet he's buying the tasteless irradiated pink shite served up by supermarkets. Even I, on my relative pauper's wage eat good quality organic stuff from farmer's markets and proper butchers. You can tell a lot about a man from his shopping basket, and he's effectively given up on life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Where do millionaires buy their meat anyways? Do they just sort of turn up to a farm and if they fancy chicken throw some notes at a peasant to slaughter and dress it for them? Guess they've got people to do that for them, unless you're Colocinni then I suppose the servants tell you what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for f***'s sake, what kind of man is he the soft c***? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth. What kind of meat is he supposed to buy though?. Is there a select cuts that Us peasants can't afford same goes for cooking implements If I had millions I wouldn't go and pay extortionate amounts on pots and fucking pans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for f***'s sake, what kind of man is he the soft c***? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth. What kind of meat is he supposed to buy though?. Is there a select cuts that Us peasants can't afford same goes for cooking implements If I had millions I wouldn't go and pay extortionate amounts on pots and f***ing pans I would, I'd spend a bastard fortune on kitchen implements. Cheap pans and tasteless meat, he's setting a really bad example as team captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Random but I know a lot of footballers use a popular supermarkets credit card to earn extra loyalty points. I'm assuming they have many credit cards but I was expecting Amex Black cards as a minimum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Slating him for having a rabbit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bought supermarket meat in a supermarket you say? Yes, yes I did. He comes from a country that is arguably home to the best quality meat on earth, and yet he's buying the tasteless irradiated pink s**** served up by supermarkets. Even I, on my relative pauper's wage eat good quality organic stuff from farmer's markets and proper butchers. You can tell a lot about a man from his shopping basket, and he's effectively given up on life. This brought a smile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Slating him for having a rabbit. I can see where he is coming from in this macho world of ours. The soft cunt should have a rabid wolf on the end of a leash with a studded collar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Slating him for having a rabbit. That's best case scenario, it was a generic pet straw so it's possible he might even have a guinea pig. A guinea pig ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Slating him for having a rabbit. That's best case scenario, it was a generic pet straw so it's possible he might even have a guinea pig. A guinea pig ffs. They are a delicacy in South America Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Slating him for having a rabbit. That's best case scenario, it was a generic pet straw so it's possible he might even have a guinea pig. A guinea pig ffs. They are a delicacy in South America Maybe he's fattening it up on the supermarket grade meat? A lot more respect for the fella if he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Can the thread title be changed to "Fabricio Coloccini (Captain Pea Heart)". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Can the thread title be changed to "Fabricio Coloccini (Captain Pea Heart)". I was thinking Fabricio Coloccini (cunt) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Can't beat them Sunday night bants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for f***'s sake, what kind of man is he the soft c***? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special. The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth. What kind of meat is he supposed to buy though?. Is there a select cuts that Us peasants can't afford same goes for cooking implements If I had millions I wouldn't go and pay extortionate amounts on pots and f***ing pans I would, I'd spend a b****** fortune on kitchen implements. Cheap pans and tasteless meat, he's setting a really bad example as team captain. This is cheering me right up... unintentionally, no doubt, but a rose rabbit by any other name... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Can't believe he's not having some of the (delicious) panda burgers from Aldi like. What a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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