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Keefaz
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Best - finish around 8-10th with some good performances thrown in, similar to last season but with better football and maybe a cup run.

 

Worst - start badly and fans turn on the team. We battle along for the rest of the season and finish about 15th.

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Best: Go out and sign Barnetta, two quality full backs and a quality striker. Vuckic comes through and wins Young Player of the Season and we qualify for Europe.

 

Worst: Ben Arfa and Ba both get badly injured first month, we sign no-one else for this entire window. Loads of in-fighting, three managerial changes and we finish bottom, relegated around the end of March.

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Guest BlacknWhiteArmy

Best- Similar to last season.

Worst- Relegation following from huge loss in team spirit, Frenchies fail to adapt, Ben Arfa's inconsistent and out for long periods, Lovenkrands and Ameobi become a regular part of our side.

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best would be some stand out perfromances of the new lads finishing between 8-10th

 

worst- the new lads dont settle we have ameobi as our main striker all season on his own as everyone else is injured and we spend all season in the bottom 3 or there abouts only just managing the scrape the last place to stay safe.

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Best: New signings find their feet immediately, someone steps up as a leader in place of Nolan/Barton, we play decent football and HBA comes back into the team and stays fit. Finish between 8th and 12th.

 

Worst: Demba Ba breaks down, HBA is struggling with fitness and form. Tioté suspended all the time and Cabaye can't adapt. Barton and Nolans leadership is nowhere to be seen. We get sucked into a relegation battle and make no investment in January.

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Best - Mike Ashley spontaneously combusts and Skirge gains fkn ownership of the fkn club. Lee Ryder is fired from the Chronicle and gets a job in Greggs. We sign four new players, bankrolled by Skirge, and fk off Xisco, Smith and Perch. We win every league game till January and then buy six new players. We win the title, Llambias tries to steal the trophy from it's case but is shot in the face by Max Branning off Eastenders, who we signed in January to play centre-back because Skirge thought he was James Collins.

 

Worst - what's happening anyway

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Guest ObiChrisKenobi

Worst - club is folded after financial irregularities are discovered. We're all forced to support Sunderland, or a team created by Stu, Neesy, Taxfree and Colocho.

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`and Mike Ashley is killed in a helicopter crash`

 

hes probably left the club to his mate llambias in his will.  fat/fryingpa/fire

 

actually someone should photoshop pardjew/fatbay/llambia onto the 3 witches from macbeth...thenm huddles around a leaky cauldron!

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Best- Get bought out in the next few weeks by Oil Tycoons. Barton signs a new deal, we tie up Jose, we re-sign Carroll for £30 Million give him the number 9 back. Sign a quality RB and CB and last day 'blow your socks off' signing like Benzema. Finish in the top 4. Sports Direct go bankrupt.

 

 

Worst - Sell Enrique, Barton, Tiote and get relegated.

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