David28 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In comes Alan Smith in full kit – who exclaims to the room, “feels weird to be in football kit again”. Nice. P.S. Sameobi's legs are horrendous in that pic, he is going to get broken in two on the pitch. That Smith thing made me really laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 He conveys that star-struck feeling really well. I bet Sir Bob would have broken up that all-French group by now though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Great read and sounded like it was class, jealous much! Thought Carver was splitting up the cliques, no Frenchmen are allowed to sit together and socialise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Canny read that. I like to think I'd play it cool in that situation but I'd probably be drooling all over the shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Enjoyed that. Always nice to get a bit of insight into the Newcastle United dressing room. As if the frenchies weren't always going to sit together It sounds like everyone gets along fine though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Nice little read, enjoyed that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CheickMansour Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yep, a good read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 That was surprisingly well written, at least from a humorous writing point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Ha, i enjoyed that. Sounds like a top lad, too. Someone tweet him and get him on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Good read that! Guthrie is fat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I enjoyed reading that. Guthrie is fat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Rather bizarrely .cock have now put this up to promote their club membership shit. Bits they've edited out: The word 'whore' from the introduction. 'Did I mention Demba Ba seems a bit dim?' (which means the following sentence doesn't make sense). 'I assume at this point they probably talked about garlic, or onions, or black and white hooped tshirts, or maybe berets? Who knows. I was bloody fascinated though…' The part that suggests Beardsley and some of the other coaches 'clearly aren’t into berets'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads' again. Deleted 'god knows, one nudge and he’ll be out for another month' about HBA. Deleted 'What a tool.' regarding Ranger's car. Replaced 'the supposed outcasts' (Perch, Kadar and Ranger) with 'players'. Deleted '– including one man who is there with his wife. Pards puts his arm round the wife and then laughs, “I’m not putting my arm around you” to the bloke. Oh Alan, you sly devil…'. Deleted 'Maybe hoping I have a wife? I don’t know' Deleted 'Clearly, this is a much better way of describing my day… Had I have tweeted all of this, I’d have had nobody left following me – maybe just that Geordie69 bloke asking me if I could get him a shirt or pair of players boots.'. Added to the end (dunno if they asked him to write this or just put it in themselves) 'As a season ticket holder for the last ten years, I never thought I'd get the chance to live out an experience like this, seeing the lads in their own environment, away from the cameras, just being themselves was a real joy. I was tempted to have a word with Pards to let him know that I'm available on a free, so can be signed outside of the transfer window, and should it help my cause, I'm willing to change my surname to either Ameobi or Taylor...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Bunch of fucking tools. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 They asked him tbf, he said he was over the moon about it . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 being fair dave, the only bizarre thing there is that you seem to think that in an advertising situation like that they'd (or anyone else would) print the absolute truth. unless of course you have some agenda ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Of course I have an agenda, I hate the cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 do you think it could possibly lead you into situations where you'll castigate them whilst it's ok for others ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 What? I was bored, so put up the changes. Don't get your knickers in a twist about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 oh the irony. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Rather bizarrely .cock have now put this up to promote their club membership shit. Bits they've edited out: The word 'whore' from the introduction. 'Did I mention Demba Ba seems a bit dim?' (which means the following sentence doesn't make sense). 'I assume at this point they probably talked about garlic, or onions, or black and white hooped tshirts, or maybe berets? Who knows. I was bloody fascinated though…' The part that suggests Beardsley and some of the other coaches 'clearly aren’t into berets'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads' again. Deleted 'god knows, one nudge and he’ll be out for another month' about HBA. Deleted 'What a tool.' regarding Ranger's car. Replaced 'the supposed outcasts' (Perch, Kadar and Ranger) with 'players'. Deleted '– including one man who is there with his wife. Pards puts his arm round the wife and then laughs, “I’m not putting my arm around you” to the bloke. Oh Alan, you sly devil…'. Deleted 'Maybe hoping I have a wife? I don’t know' Deleted 'Clearly, this is a much better way of describing my day… Had I have tweeted all of this, I’d have had nobody left following me – maybe just that Geordie69 bloke asking me if I could get him a shirt or pair of players boots.'. Added to the end (dunno if they asked him to write this or just put it in themselves) 'As a season ticket holder for the last ten years, I never thought I'd get the chance to live out an experience like this, seeing the lads in their own environment, away from the cameras, just being themselves was a real joy. I was tempted to have a word with Pards to let him know that I'm available on a free, so can be signed outside of the transfer window, and should it help my cause, I'm willing to change my surname to either Ameobi or Taylor...' Maybe they don't want Newcastle or Geordies to appear thick cunts in front of the whole world? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Rather bizarrely .cock have now put this up to promote their club membership s***. Bits they've edited out: The word 'whore' from the introduction. 'Did I mention Demba Ba seems a bit dim?' (which means the following sentence doesn't make sense). 'I assume at this point they probably talked about garlic, or onions, or black and white hooped tshirts, or maybe berets? Who knows. I was bloody fascinated though…' The part that suggests Beardsley and some of the other coaches 'clearly aren’t into berets'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads'. Replaced 'French clique' with 'French lads' again. Deleted 'god knows, one nudge and he’ll be out for another month' about HBA. Deleted 'What a tool.' regarding Ranger's car. Replaced 'the supposed outcasts' (Perch, Kadar and Ranger) with 'players'. Deleted '– including one man who is there with his wife. Pards puts his arm round the wife and then laughs, “I’m not putting my arm around you” to the bloke. Oh Alan, you sly devil…'. Deleted 'Maybe hoping I have a wife? I don’t know' Deleted 'Clearly, this is a much better way of describing my day… Had I have tweeted all of this, I’d have had nobody left following me – maybe just that Geordie69 bloke asking me if I could get him a shirt or pair of players boots.'. Added to the end (dunno if they asked him to write this or just put it in themselves) 'As a season ticket holder for the last ten years, I never thought I'd get the chance to live out an experience like this, seeing the lads in their own environment, away from the cameras, just being themselves was a real joy. I was tempted to have a word with Pards to let him know that I'm available on a free, so can be signed outside of the transfer window, and should it help my cause, I'm willing to change my surname to either Ameobi or Taylor...' Maybe they don't want Newcastle or Geordies to appear thick c***s in front of the whole world? or maybe it's what all other clubs do but it's only bizarre when we do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I thought it bizarre that they'd put a blog post on the official site. I wouldn't know if 'all other clubs' do this because I don't read other clubs' websites. I didn't comment on any of their edits. Who's got the agenda again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 you have, as you stated above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Was a good read that Sammy's legs are ridiculosly skinny! Loved the mention about the 'Ranger Rover' as well .cock should have just kept it as it was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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