Guest Roger Kint Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 What's this letterbox thing? one of them gave out the wrong opening times for a sweet shop :lol: and was then threatened with something bad................'Watch your Letterbox' True Fuck off :mackems: This thread man http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=672195 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's the Mackem version of Just William Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Martin O'Neill is planning a £12m summer move for Spartak Moscow's out-of-favour Scottish-born winger, Aiden McGeady, if he is handed a substantial summer budget by Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Sounds about right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Oh my !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I for one would be all shades of green. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I for one would be all shades of green. And rattled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Really green. FTM! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 What's this letterbox thing? one of them gave out the wrong opening times for a sweet shop :lol: and was then threatened with something bad................'Watch your Letterbox' True f*** off :mackems: This thread man http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=672195 Haven't seen that one before "Jackson gif" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 As weird as this sounds, for a sweet shop (A f*cking sweet shop?! What year is it in sunderland?) it was certainly popular. I worked for a year in Doxford, and whenever someone left or had a birthday etc, their gift was ALWAYS a jar of compressed coloured sugar from that shop. I’m not kidding, the stock looked like something from wartime ration-book Britain, and they f*cking lapped it up. When I transferred to the offices on the Silverlink, I'd guess the average weight of the lasses was about 2 or 3 stone lighter than the balloon-animals at Doxford. Wonder why… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 That thread is amazing, so fucked up. Must be something more to it or that guy is just a sociopath Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Had such a chuckle in the gym the other day, it was like an rtg thread, but in real life with old people. In the steam room of the DW gym in Sunderland. Two old men and an old wifey for company and they start saying how they had to go to Newcastle to replace their DVD VHS combi because there isn't any shops in Sunderland, Sunderland and the bridges is shit. The other old bloke, denied this and said the Bridges was more than adequate, was also saying how he's not bothering with anymore football until next season because of the FA cup loss, not worth the money,ha. They then got onto JACOOOZEEEE comparison, one bloke was saying how he had a fantasticly hot jacooozeeee in LAS VEGAS, cue the other old bloke, eeee get yeeee Las Vegas, tell you you've never been in a better JACOOOZEEE than the one i was in at the Lakes!!! Vegas wouldn't waste me moneee. This was the day after Wigan played Man United at home. The wifey then told me she was talking to Dave Whelan at this very gym at 7pm the prior night, complaining about the jacoooozeeeee temperature, staff weren't taking notice of her you see so she was garn higher. ME: It wasn't Dave Whelan you were talking to love, he was at the match last night. Old Woman: Aye it was, im telling ya i got him telt!!!!! ME: Look the kick off was 45 minutes after you've apparently had a chat with him, he was in Wigan at the match. Old Woman: * In aggravated tone*Where yee from anyway?? Yee've got a geeet gawdeee accent, yee not got nee gyms in Newcasssle like? ME: I'm not from Newcastle, i am a Newcastle season ticket holder, i live nearer to this gym. Old Woman: See al the gawdee's slag us off but they always come to Sunderland, Dave Wheeelan telt iz that he thinks this DW is the best in the North East. ME: Sits with a wide grin, all of my company departs. GYMTOPDOGSNORTHEAST. It blew my mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Going out tonight, quite a posh place trousers or jeans? Ah fuck it, chaps for me like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 So if he gets a big transfer budget (which he won't), he'd be spunking it on Aiden McGeady? Too much of a cliché. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonZA Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 That thread is amazing, so fucked up. Must be something more to it or that guy is just a sociopath FFS, gotta wonder if RTG is actually a comedy forum masquerading as a poor football forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 That thread is amazing, so f***ed up. Must be something more to it or that guy is just a sociopath Up to page 8 and lost it at this "Does Tom Hinkley sell sports mixture?" comedy gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dogbeak Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 eeee get yeeee Las Vegas, tell you you've never been in a better JACOOOZEEE than the one i was in at the Lakes!!! Vegas wouldn't waste me moneee. pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18550222.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alexthegreat Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 but would they swap places with NUFC: The mags are on a roller coaster ride with highs and lows and we are on a continuous season on season growth course..... I'm much happier with ours. I'm not evenly remotely jealous of them frankly. I was under keegan cos they had something we couldn't ever imagine. Now though.... Not so much. I'd take our set up ahead of theirs anyday.... So all you have to say to them is well done....Cos tbf they have done well. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=690296&page=58#ixzz1s1CPoQ9D No of course not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 but would they swap places with NUFC: The mags are on a roller coaster ride with highs and lows and we are on a continuous season on season growth course..... I'm much happier with ours. I'm not evenly remotely jealous of them frankly. I was under keegan cos they had something we couldn't ever imagine. Now though.... Not so much. I'd take our set up ahead of theirs anyday.... So all you have to say to them is well done....Cos tbf they have done well. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=690296&page=58#ixzz1s1CPoQ9D No of course not Thought that must have been posted at the start of the Cisse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Is that Cisse thread deleted? Want to see the page where it just completely collapses when SSN announce he's at our training ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Is that Cisse thread deleted? Want to see the page where it just completely collapses when SSN announce he's at our training ground That was brilliant He is coming, GET IN!!!!!!111 Nah that's bullshit he won't be signing for them. It's not over yet, we will still get him. He's shit anyway tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18550222.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoSelecta Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18550222.jpg :lol: Gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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