taxfree Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I know he's 8, but fucking hell. Nothing impressive about that video. Mackem Messi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 uncal mick gets about....http://girlthings12.blogspot.co.uk/2005/12/my-uncal-mad-mick.html Jeez that's awful, must be horrendous having someone like that around you. Genuinely harrowing read, quantified by the spelling and grammar. That poor lass never had a hope in hell surrounded by all of those cretins can someone post the text into this thread, or pm it to me? i'm on tenterhooks and the site is banned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 My uncle mad Mick!!! My uncle mad Mick was always drunk and you could never have a proper talk with him he was always making up silly jock about what you were taking about. One time he rang me up on my mobile at 12 a clock in the morning on a school night my mum would just say turn that mobile off now. Sometimes he would fall asleep in the wood and Luke and me would just sit there talking to each over and I would just ring my gramar so she would pick Luke and me up. The holiday!!! When we were on holiday he was bader than he had ever been he peed out side the fish shop and he feel asleep on some one next to him. He took the dog out and he had a whiskey and when he got back he was a drunk he made gramar go gambling and she was playing bingo all that day. He just had whisky after whiskey he spent about tow hundred pound on beer and one or tow burgers and the one or tow pound that he gave Luke but that is all. It came to last day but Uncle mad Mick would not get up I cried because I was scared if he was going to die Luke was tow one of Luke’s friends was very kind he helped me have a lath. So Richard cam to pick us up we was so grateful we pad him a lot of money for picking us up Mick was in tears to see he had made it frow that horrid week of been mad and ungrateful. I have a message for all you people how are drinking get a life this minute. Because your just going to end up like my uncle but when you get like him you’ll get bader and bader by the minute Just go to the aa and it will make all your troubles go away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "English-born with a Northern Irish mother and a Dutch grandfather, Charlie’s only dilemma may be which country to represent." aye, at 8 year old nothing could possibly go wrong between now and his international call up i'm sure uncal mick will keep him right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 A belter here from Toontastic... http://i49.tinypic.com/30w8fg5.jpg Pyewa Geynius! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 My uncle mad Mick!!! My uncle mad Mick was always drunk and you could never have a proper talk with him he was always making up silly jock about what you were taking about. One time he rang me up on my mobile at 12 a clock in the morning on a school night my mum would just say turn that mobile off now. Sometimes he would fall asleep in the wood and Luke and me would just sit there talking to each over and I would just ring my gramar so she would pick Luke and me up. The holiday!!! When we were on holiday he was bader than he had ever been he peed out side the fish shop and he feel asleep on some one next to him. He took the dog out and he had a whiskey and when he got back he was a drunk he made gramar go gambling and she was playing bingo all that day. He just had whisky after whiskey he spent about tow hundred pound on beer and one or tow burgers and the one or tow pound that he gave Luke but that is all. It came to last day but Uncle mad Mick would not get up I cried because I was scared if he was going to die Luke was tow one of Luke’s friends was very kind he helped me have a lath. So Richard cam to pick us up we was so grateful we pad him a lot of money for picking us up Mick was in tears to see he had made it frow that horrid week of been mad and ungrateful. I have a message for all you people how are drinking get a life this minute. Because your just going to end up like my uncle but when you get like him you’ll get bader and bader by the minute Just go to the aa and it will make all your troubles go away. what happened to the lass though, someone said "she never had a hope in hell"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoSelecta Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We may be laughing now, but not so in 10 more years or so, for they have just signed the new Messi himself: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/new-sunderland-signing-dubbed-mackem-messi-for-skills-at-academy-video-1-4528080 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/tyneandwear/9690742.Eight_year_old__Mackem_Messi__signs_for_Sunderland/ (apologies if prehistoric Welshman) WOW!! He can do kick-ups!!! :lol: Keeper would of saved his shot anarl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 So they have set the transfer window ablaze already? Fucking lucky wankers ruin pretty much every day I live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 My uncle mad Mick!!! My uncle mad Mick was always drunk and you could never have a proper talk with him he was always making up silly jock about what you were taking about. One time he rang me up on my mobile at 12 a clock in the morning on a school night my mum would just say turn that mobile off now. Sometimes he would fall asleep in the wood and Luke and me would just sit there talking to each over and I would just ring my gramar so she would pick Luke and me up. The holiday!!! When we were on holiday he was bader than he had ever been he peed out side the fish shop and he feel asleep on some one next to him. He took the dog out and he had a whiskey and when he got back he was a drunk he made gramar go gambling and she was playing bingo all that day. He just had whisky after whiskey he spent about tow hundred pound on beer and one or tow burgers and the one or tow pound that he gave Luke but that is all. It came to last day but Uncle mad Mick would not get up I cried because I was scared if he was going to die Luke was tow one of Luke’s friends was very kind he helped me have a lath. So Richard cam to pick us up we was so grateful we pad him a lot of money for picking us up Mick was in tears to see he had made it frow that horrid week of been mad and ungrateful. I have a message for all you people how are drinking get a life this minute. Because your just going to end up like my uncle but when you get like him you’ll get bader and bader by the minute Just go to the aa and it will make all your troubles go away. what happened to the lass though, someone said "she never had a hope in hell"? That was written by a 12 year old lass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Bumble on the cricket has said someone called Mick Allan emailed in about sheds. Mick Allan's everywhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 :lol: :lol: http://www.facebook.com/#!/uncal.micky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 That little 8 year old's hardly that good. I coach a lot better at Newcastle ffs and some of them are 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 for fucks sake http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545033_433693276641203_433663563310841_1588756_1778576167_n.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Who is actually taking the photo's for them? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone called 'Mick'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 My pictures ended up on that facebook page someones just sweeping this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Who is actually taking the photo's for them? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone called 'Mick'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Is Uncle Mick wearing a keeper ring? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We may be laughing now, but not so in 10 more years or so, for they have just signed the new Messi himself: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/new-sunderland-signing-dubbed-mackem-messi-for-skills-at-academy-video-1-4528080 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/tyneandwear/9690742.Eight_year_old__Mackem_Messi__signs_for_Sunderland/ (apologies if prehistoric Welshman) 'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 They don't quite realise that for us they are a source of comedy where as for them we are a source of hate. Some of them seem to get more of a kick out of hating Newcastle than they do supporting Sunderland. That's the difference. If the roles were reversed and some charvs were making anti-Sunderland banners and taking them to the SoL in the middle of the night, they'd all be raging, not dying of laughter like we are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We may be laughing now, but not so in 10 more years or so, for they have just signed the new Messi himself: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/new-sunderland-signing-dubbed-mackem-messi-for-skills-at-academy-video-1-4528080 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/tyneandwear/9690742.Eight_year_old__Mackem_Messi__signs_for_Sunderland/ (apologies if prehistoric Welshman) 'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Being serious my boy, who is only 6, is way better than that lad! Keep ups, tricks and a far stronger shot. His friends call him the Geordie Eusebio (well they don't actually - I made that bit up!). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We may be laughing now, but not so in 10 more years or so, for they have just signed the new Messi himself: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/new-sunderland-signing-dubbed-mackem-messi-for-skills-at-academy-video-1-4528080 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/tyneandwear/9690742.Eight_year_old__Mackem_Messi__signs_for_Sunderland/ (apologies if prehistoric Welshman) 'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Already surpassed McClean then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We may be laughing now, but not so in 10 more years or so, for they have just signed the new Messi himself: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/new-sunderland-signing-dubbed-mackem-messi-for-skills-at-academy-video-1-4528080 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/tyneandwear/9690742.Eight_year_old__Mackem_Messi__signs_for_Sunderland/ (apologies if prehistoric Welshman) 'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Being serious my boy, who is only 6, is way better than that lad! Keep ups, tricks and a far stronger shot. His friends call him the Geordie Eusebio (well they don't actually - I made that bit up!). I know he's only 8 but I laughed at his video on that page. I thought it was a joke. I think I was that good when I was 8. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Messi? Macs for me like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Facebook page Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 for f***s sake http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545033_433693276641203_433663563310841_1588756_1778576167_n.jpg Only on second look did i realise what was happening here. This thread just gets better and better. Well done to all concerned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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