Europa League 2012/13 - Benfica 1 - 2 Chelsea

[Guest insanzada]

Jotenko is god:

Isto pode parecer um bocado porco, mas ajudem-me a decidir.

 

A situação é a seguinte: tenho duas miúdas que gosto neste momento. Uma delas já me disse que queria que eu fosse a casa dela amanhã ver um filme e depois ficar a dormir com ela... A outra tem trocado mensagens comigo e diz que gostava de um dia ir correr comigo, que também gosta muito de ir correr com mais alguém.

 

O problema aqui é que a segunda é muito mais gira que a primeira... A segunda é perfeita em termos físicos. Daquelas miúdas que se vai na rua a andar e é impossível não olhar...

 

Ou seja, devo eu ir com a primeira e ter uma noite brutal ou devo investir em tentar fazer as coisas bem com a outra? Eu gosto de estar com as duas, mas tenho medo de não vir a acontecer nada com a outra... Tendo já as coisas muito encaminhadas com a primeira.

 

Toca uma punheta para um guardanapo. Cola essa merda á testa.

 

De seguida, pendura uma bandeira da Organização Comercial das Ex Republicas Sovieticas na peida e umas luzes de natal nas tetas e vai a correr pela casa da miuda que tu gostas a dentro.

 

Se ela reagir mal, convida-a prontamente a abrir uma conta BESnet Super Rendimento com Taxa Nominal Bruta até aos 3%. Ele provavelmente vai te deixar, mas ficas com a consciencia tranquila que ela aplicará os seus rendimentos da forma mais sensata possível.

 

Se ela reagir mesmo MUITO mal, então corre para fora da casa dela enquanto disparas um extintor para as paredes, ao mesmo tempo que cantas aos gritos o hino da Guatemala.

 

De seguida, chega a casa e dá uns linguados à tua cadela e mete essa merda no YouPorn.

 

 

In english:

 

This might seem a little bad, but help me decide.

 

The situation is the follow: I have two chicks that I like right now. One of them already invited me to go to her house tomorrow to see a movie and after stay sleeping with her... The other one has texted me stating that she would like to go jogging with me, also taht she enjoys a lot to jog with someone.

 

The problem here is that the second one is much hotter than the first... The sencond one is phisicly perfect. One of those chicks that when you walk by is impossible not to starre

So, should I go to the first one and get an awesome night or should I try to make things right with the other one? I like being with them both, but I'm affraid that nothing happens with neither... Having already things going good with the first one

 

Wank one off to a napkin. Stick that sh*t to your forehead

 

Nex, hang a flag of Ex Sovietic Republic Comercial Organization on your ass and some christmas lights on your tits and go enter running into the house of the chick you like.

 

If she reacts badly, immediatly invite her to open an account o Besnet Super Income with Nomal Gross up to 3%. She promptly leave you, but you'll get a clean conscious that she will apply her incomes in the wise way possible

 

If she takes it REALLY bad, then run outside while you fire an fire extinguisher to the walls, and at the same time you shout the Guatemala anthem.

 

Next, go home and french kiss your dog and put that sh*t into YouPorn

 

 

[Ishmael]

I hope you guys dont play with Santiago Muñes from that "Goal!" flick, that would be unfair! 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You can use fictional players?

 

In that case we'll play with Tó Madeira from CM 2001/2002.

 

You should play Barriaga, Arriaga and Barriaga 2.

 

Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Baroglia and Pizzoza!

 

Or that.

 

 

Arriaga 2 ffs

[Guest Songoku]

The hell is going on here?

 

 

Influx of seemingly top class away fans, with nothing but kind words and helpful tips.

 

The mutual dislike of Sporting Lisbon is a plus point.

 

Sunderland and Graeme Souness too 

It's like we were meant to find each other 

 

if you want to laugh at sporting you should just visit our forum whenever they're playing 

 

When Sporting is playing and losing (sorry for the redundancy) the forum looks more or less like this:

http://i.imgur.com/1Yt7Phtl.png

 

The funniest moments in SB forum, for sure!! If you want, tomorrow at 20h (portuguese time) there are more 

[Guest Phil K]

Anyone see Sky Sports News talking about the draw at dinner time ? The presenter kept gushing about a "Chelsea v Tottenham final" Ray Wilkins had to remind him that Newcastle were still there and a Chelsea v Newcastle or Tottenham v Newcastle was equally valid.

Don't bother, Ray - we're used to it.

 

Hi mates!!! 

So, hope we get a fine time with you guys. In Lisbon and there!!!

No doubt about it.

We're unlike most British away support. We actually get on well with our opponents support at their ground, and welcome them to Newcastle.

(Unlike some teams I could mention.....ahem  Chelsea, Spuds Man U etc)

[cannybagoftudor]

Jotenko is god:

Isto pode parecer um bocado porco, mas ajudem-me a decidir.

 

A situação é a seguinte: tenho duas miúdas que gosto neste momento. Uma delas já me disse que queria que eu fosse a casa dela amanhã ver um filme e depois ficar a dormir com ela... A outra tem trocado mensagens comigo e diz que gostava de um dia ir correr comigo, que também gosta muito de ir correr com mais alguém.

 

O problema aqui é que a segunda é muito mais gira que a primeira... A segunda é perfeita em termos físicos. Daquelas miúdas que se vai na rua a andar e é impossível não olhar...

 

Ou seja, devo eu ir com a primeira e ter uma noite brutal ou devo investir em tentar fazer as coisas bem com a outra? Eu gosto de estar com as duas, mas tenho medo de não vir a acontecer nada com a outra... Tendo já as coisas muito encaminhadas com a primeira.

 

Toca uma punheta para um guardanapo. Cola essa merda á testa.

 

De seguida, pendura uma bandeira da Organização Comercial das Ex Republicas Sovieticas na peida e umas luzes de natal nas tetas e vai a correr pela casa da miuda que tu gostas a dentro.

 

Se ela reagir mal, convida-a prontamente a abrir uma conta BESnet Super Rendimento com Taxa Nominal Bruta até aos 3%. Ele provavelmente vai te deixar, mas ficas com a consciencia tranquila que ela aplicará os seus rendimentos da forma mais sensata possível.

 

Se ela reagir mesmo MUITO mal, então corre para fora da casa dela enquanto disparas um extintor para as paredes, ao mesmo tempo que cantas aos gritos o hino da Guatemala.

 

De seguida, chega a casa e dá uns linguados à tua cadela e mete essa merda no YouPorn.

 

 

In english:

 

This might seem a little bad, but help me decide.

 

The situation is the follow: I have two chicks that I like right now. One of them already invited me to go to her house tomorrow to see a movie and after stay sleeping with her... The other one has texted me stating that she would like to go jogging with me, also taht she enjoys a lot to jog with someone.

 

The problem here is that the second one is much hotter than the first... The sencond one is phisicly perfect. One of those chicks that when you walk by is impossible not to starre

So, should I go to the first one and get an awesome night or should I try to make things right with the other one? I like being with them both, but I'm affraid that nothing happens with neither... Having already things going good with the first one

 

w*** one off to a napkin. Stick that sh*t to your forehead

 

Nex, hang a flag of Ex Sovietic Republic Comercial Organization on your ass and some christmas lights on your tits and go enter running into the house of the chick you like.

 

If she reacts badly, immediatly invite her to open an account o Besnet Super Income with Nomal Gross up to 3%. She promptly leave you, but you'll get a clean conscious that she will apply her incomes in the wise way possible

 

If she takes it REALLY bad, then run outside while you fire an fire extinguisher to the walls, and at the same time you shout the Guatemala anthem.

 

Next, go home and french kiss your dog and put that sh*t into YouPorn

 

 

 

wtf Jotenko lol - mentalist 

[madras]

The hell is going on here?

 

 

Influx of seemingly top class away fans, with nothing but kind words and helpful tips.

 

The mutual dislike of Sporting Lisbon is a plus point.

 

Sunderland and Graeme Souness too 

Graem Souness is a massive c***! Only brought trash players with him!   

 

His times at Benfica Newcastle were definitly some of the lowest of our history.

 

You guys dislike Sporting Sunderland because of that 4-1, right?! But that was in '04 '79... if you have faced it the last 4/5 years, you guys would completly kill them. They are complete trash, right now... 

 

In fact they are so trash, even Sunderland Sporting would destroy them!

scary aint it,

[PCW1983]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

[madras]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

[PCW1983]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

[Jill]

Quarters, then we'll bottle it.

 

[Guest insanzada]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

 

 

Is he yours? 

 

 

JK Congrats http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr6pauJdN1qjeg72.gif

[madras]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

 

 

Is he yours? 

 

 

JK Congrats http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr6pauJdN1qjeg72.gif

might be yours. you seem to know it's a he.

[Pixelphish]

What the fuck happened in here

[Guest Slippery Sam]

Worked with loads of Portuguese over the years.  Stacks of Benfica fans, loads of Porto fans and even a Rio Ave supporter.  I can't ever recall a Sporting supporter, though.  I've been racking my brain, and I can't remember one bad guy amongst them.  All I can think of is them being as obsessed with football as we Geordies are - which is why I think it would be mint to go to Lisbon.  Problem is I can't go and I'm gutted.

[NEEJ]

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Guest insanzada]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

 

 

Is he yours? 

 

 

JK Congrats http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr6pauJdN1qjeg72.gif

might be yours. you seem to know it's a he.

 

Busted 

 

How do you say in english when you don't know the gender?

 

In portuguese every word that you don't know the gender or it's in plural whe say the male noun. Like: filho (son), filha (daughter), filhos (children, could be 2 or more sons or a son and a daughter)

[Flip]

Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older then god.. His name is " Bola 7 " ..

 

Then god... what?

 

Killed him?

 

Bola 7 is immortal !

 

Bola 7? Is he still alive, I saw him maybe 10 years ago when I was at Stadium of Light to watch Benfica-Belenenses. Heard stories of the man having to buy three plane tickets to fit. Oh and he's Brazilian right? Such a legend.

[Guest insanzada]

Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older then god.. His name is " Bola 7 " ..

 

Then god... what?

 

Killed him?

 

Bola 7 is immortal !

 

Bola 7? Is he still alive, I saw him maybe 10 years ago when I was at Stadium of Light to watch Benfica-Belenenses. Heard stories of the man having to buy three plane tickets to fit. Oh and he's Brazilian right? Such a legend.

 

Nop, that one was named after the original Bola 7, wich is even older than that guy. He's an active member at serbefiquista.com

[Flip]

Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older then god.. His name is " Bola 7 " ..

 

Then god... what?

 

Killed him?

 

Bola 7 is immortal !

 

Bola 7? Is he still alive, I saw him maybe 10 years ago when I was at Stadium of Light to watch Benfica-Belenenses. Heard stories of the man having to buy three plane tickets to fit. Oh and he's Brazilian right? Such a legend.

 

Nop, that one was named after the original Bola 7, wich is even older than that guy. He's an active member at serbefiquista.com

 

Oh right Was he as large as the current Bola 7, because I don't think I've seen a larger person outside of the US than Bola 7

[madras]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

 

 

Is he yours? 

 

 

JK Congrats http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr6pauJdN1qjeg72.gif

might be yours. you seem to know it's a he.

 

Busted 

 

How do you say in english when you don't know the gender?

 

In portuguese every word that you don't know the gender or it's in plural whe say the male noun. Like: filho (son), filha (daughter), filhos (children, could be 2 or more sons or a son and a daughter)

it's a "neesy".

[Flip]

As for all you Benfica supporters, you have to remember than on here Brazil is larger than life.

[Tiresias]

We don't have a good word for if you don't know the gender so you end up with 'him or her'

 

or 'it' i suppose 

[Guest insanzada]

Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married? 

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married.

 

so it's not to be read in conjunction with the churchill quote ?

 

Now you say that, yes   TBF we found out last week that she's pregnant so marriage doesn't seem to bad

 

 

Is he yours? 

 

 

JK Congrats http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr6pauJdN1qjeg72.gif

might be yours. you seem to know it's a he.

 

Busted 

 

How do you say in english when you don't know the gender?

 

In portuguese every word that you don't know the gender or it's in plural whe say the male noun. Like: filho (son), filha (daughter), filhos (children, could be 2 or more sons or a son and a daughter)

it's a "neesy".

 

LOL, but in a sentence, like mine: "Is it yours?"

 

I think that in school i've learned that it was for objects and animals, not sure though

[Deuce]

I had completely forgotten that Souness also razed Benfica to the ground. That's a special bond to have I guess, like a pair of rape victims.

 

 

 

:lol:

[Guest insanzada]

Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older then god.. His name is " Bola 7 " ..

 

Then god... what?

 

Killed him?

 

Bola 7 is immortal !

 

Bola 7? Is he still alive, I saw him maybe 10 years ago when I was at Stadium of Light to watch Benfica-Belenenses. Heard stories of the man having to buy three plane tickets to fit. Oh and he's Brazilian right? Such a legend.

 

Nop, that one was named after the original Bola 7, wich is even older than that guy. He's an active member at serbefiquista.com

 

Oh right Was he as large as the current Bola 7, because I don't think I've seen a larger person outside of the US than Bola 7

 

 

He was, but he started a diet back in 03. For a man that was a kid when dinassaurs died he looks fantastic