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Guest rdr10

Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older than god.. His name is " Bola 7 " .. He was once in England to meet a friend, his name was Richard I (Lion Heart)

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Okay so Dave is god here..

We have a guy there that is older then god.. His name is " Bola 7 " ..

 

Then god... what?

 

Killed him?

 

Bola 7 is immortal !

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

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What did you guys think about Hugo Viana? He played for you guys a couple of seasons, right?! He was formed in Sporting, and now plays for Braga... always was a massiv cunt against Benfica! Everytime he plays against us he transforms into Rui Costa or something...  ;D

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D0lSwZdHm5o/Tw4MB0jZeuI/AAAAAAAAAl8/TN2OsO_WQ3s/s1600/baxter-cain-baseketball-gif-disgust.gif

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D0lSwZdHm5o/Tw4MB0jZeuI/AAAAAAAAAl8/TN2OsO_WQ3s/s1600/baxter-cain-baseketball-gif-disgust.gif

 

Yeah that one has something wrong with him :lol:

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D0lSwZdHm5o/Tw4MB0jZeuI/AAAAAAAAAl8/TN2OsO_WQ3s/s1600/baxter-cain-baseketball-gif-disgust.gif

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a69a83390a8156a1a249e90379b73983/tumblr_mgr7hoMZVo1rqutwao1_400.gif

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D0lSwZdHm5o/Tw4MB0jZeuI/AAAAAAAAAl8/TN2OsO_WQ3s/s1600/baxter-cain-baseketball-gif-disgust.gif

 

:mackems:

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What did you guys think about Hugo Viana? He played for you guys a couple of seasons, right?! He was formed in Sporting, and now plays for Braga... always was a massiv c*** against Benfica! Everytime he plays against us he transforms into Rui Costa or something...  ;D

everyone here liked him but it never worked out. didn't have the pace or strength for the premier league. what we called a "typical" european, all technique. :embarrassed:
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Guest Songoku

Hi mates!!!  :D

 

So i've saw that some of you tried to go to our forum but, since it was in Portuguese you didnt go there. We've a English Board for the rest of the world.

 

This is the one:

 

http://serbenfiquista.com/forum/index.php?board=21.0

 

And than we've several topics, let's say.... good to be seen!!!!

 

Here are they:

 

No comments: http://serbenfiquista.com/forum/index.php?topic=15062.0

 

http://serbenfiquista.com/forum/index.php?topic=26353.0 Imagine what it is....

 

And the best, by far, topic of the forum : http://serbenfiquista.com/forum/index.php?topic=4935.0

 

 

So, hope we get a fine time with you guys. In Lisbon and there!!!

 

 

 

 

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What did you guys think about Hugo Viana? He played for you guys a couple of seasons, right?! He was formed in Sporting, and now plays for Braga... always was a massiv cunt against Benfica! Everytime he plays against us he transforms into Rui Costa or something...  ;D

 

He was a talented player but physically not suited to Premiership football. There was an awful day when he was booed when he came on as a substitute against Wolves after he made an error that knocked us out of the UEFA Cup semi finals against Marseille. Never really seemed to recover and fulfil his potential.

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Well guys, time for the weekend, my girlfriend is waiting for me. She asked me to have sex in the next couple of days but I was like wtf lol? Should I really insert my penis inside you and exchange our fluids? Yep, she answered. And I was like "Gawd disgusttin'".

 

:snod: My father had sex with my mom in 1985, then I was born. That's why I love Back To The Future.

 

-----------> I don't want to concept new people using my genitals. <--------------

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D0lSwZdHm5o/Tw4MB0jZeuI/AAAAAAAAAl8/TN2OsO_WQ3s/s1600/baxter-cain-baseketball-gif-disgust.gif

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a69a83390a8156a1a249e90379b73983/tumblr_mgr7hoMZVo1rqutwao1_400.gif

 

:spit:

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Jotenko is god:

Isto pode parecer um bocado porco, mas ajudem-me a decidir.

 

A situação é a seguinte: tenho duas miúdas que gosto neste momento. Uma delas já me disse que queria que eu fosse a casa dela amanhã ver um filme e depois ficar a dormir com ela... A outra tem trocado mensagens comigo e diz que gostava de um dia ir correr comigo, que também gosta muito de ir correr com mais alguém.

 

O problema aqui é que a segunda é muito mais gira que a primeira... A segunda é perfeita em termos físicos. Daquelas miúdas que se vai na rua a andar e é impossível não olhar... :drool:

 

Ou seja, devo eu ir com a primeira e ter uma noite brutal ou devo investir em tentar fazer as coisas bem com a outra? Eu gosto de estar com as duas, mas tenho medo de não vir a acontecer nada com a outra... Tendo já as coisas muito encaminhadas com a primeira.

 

Toca uma punheta para um guardanapo. Cola essa merda á testa.

 

De seguida, pendura uma bandeira da Organização Comercial das Ex Republicas Sovieticas na peida e umas luzes de natal nas tetas e vai a correr pela casa da miuda que tu gostas a dentro.

 

Se ela reagir mal, convida-a prontamente a abrir uma conta BESnet Super Rendimento com Taxa Nominal Bruta até aos 3%. Ele provavelmente vai te deixar, mas ficas com a consciencia tranquila que ela aplicará os seus rendimentos da forma mais sensata possível.

 

Se ela reagir mesmo MUITO mal, então corre para fora da casa dela enquanto disparas um extintor para as paredes, ao mesmo tempo que cantas aos gritos o hino da Guatemala.

 

De seguida, chega a casa e dá uns linguados à tua cadela e mete essa merda no YouPorn.

 

 

In english:

 

This might seem a little bad, but help me decide.

 

The situation is the follow: I have two chicks that I like right now. One of them already invited me to go to her house tomorrow to see a movie and after stay sleeping with her... The other one has texted me stating that she would like to go jogging with me, also taht she enjoys a lot to jog with someone.

 

The problem here is that the second one is much hotter than the first... The sencond one is phisicly perfect. One of those chicks that when you walk by is impossible not to starre :drool:

So, should I go to the first one and get an awesome night or should I try to make things right with the other one? I like being with them both, but I'm affraid that nothing happens with neither... Having already things going good with the first one

 

Wank one off to a napkin. Stick that sh*t to your forehead

 

Nex, hang a flag of Ex Sovietic Republic Comercial Organization on your ass and some christmas lights on your tits and go enter running into the house of the chick you like.

 

If she reacts badly, immediatly invite her to open an account o Besnet Super Income with Nomal Gross up to 3%. She promptly leave you, but you'll get a clean conscious that she will apply her incomes in the wise way possible

 

If she takes it REALLY bad, then run outside while you fire an fire extinguisher to the walls, and at the same time you shout the Guatemala anthem.

 

Next, go home and french kiss your dog and put that sh*t into YouPorn

 

 

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I hope you guys dont play with Santiago Muñes from that "Goal!" flick, that would be unfair!  ;D

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You can use fictional players?

 

In that case we'll play with Tó Madeira from CM 2001/2002.

 

You should play Barriaga, Arriaga and Barriaga 2.

 

Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Baroglia and Pizzoza!

 

Or that. :pow:

 

 

Arriaga 2 ffs :spit:

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Guest Songoku

The hell is going on here? :lol:

 

 

Influx of seemingly top class away fans, with nothing but kind words and helpful tips.

 

The mutual dislike of Sporting Lisbon is a plus point.

 

Sunderland and Graeme Souness too  :lol:

It's like we were meant to find each other  :smitten: ;D

 

if you want to laugh at sporting you should just visit our forum whenever they're playing  :cheesy:

 

When Sporting is playing and losing (sorry for the redundancy) the forum looks more or less like this:

http://i.imgur.com/1Yt7Phtl.png

 

The funniest moments in SB forum, for sure!! If you want, tomorrow at 20h (portuguese time) there are more  :frantic:

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Anyone see Sky Sports News talking about the draw at dinner time ? The presenter kept gushing about a "Chelsea v Tottenham final" Ray Wilkins had to remind him that Newcastle were still there and a Chelsea v Newcastle or Tottenham v Newcastle was equally valid.

Don't bother, Ray - we're used to it.

 

Hi mates!!!  :D

So, hope we get a fine time with you guys. In Lisbon and there!!!

No doubt about it.

We're unlike most British away support. We actually get on well with our opponents support at their ground, and welcome them to Newcastle.

(Unlike some teams I could mention.....ahem  Chelsea, Spuds Man U etc)

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Jotenko is god:

Isto pode parecer um bocado porco, mas ajudem-me a decidir.

 

A situação é a seguinte: tenho duas miúdas que gosto neste momento. Uma delas já me disse que queria que eu fosse a casa dela amanhã ver um filme e depois ficar a dormir com ela... A outra tem trocado mensagens comigo e diz que gostava de um dia ir correr comigo, que também gosta muito de ir correr com mais alguém.

 

O problema aqui é que a segunda é muito mais gira que a primeira... A segunda é perfeita em termos físicos. Daquelas miúdas que se vai na rua a andar e é impossível não olhar... :drool:

 

Ou seja, devo eu ir com a primeira e ter uma noite brutal ou devo investir em tentar fazer as coisas bem com a outra? Eu gosto de estar com as duas, mas tenho medo de não vir a acontecer nada com a outra... Tendo já as coisas muito encaminhadas com a primeira.

 

Toca uma punheta para um guardanapo. Cola essa merda á testa.

 

De seguida, pendura uma bandeira da Organização Comercial das Ex Republicas Sovieticas na peida e umas luzes de natal nas tetas e vai a correr pela casa da miuda que tu gostas a dentro.

 

Se ela reagir mal, convida-a prontamente a abrir uma conta BESnet Super Rendimento com Taxa Nominal Bruta até aos 3%. Ele provavelmente vai te deixar, mas ficas com a consciencia tranquila que ela aplicará os seus rendimentos da forma mais sensata possível.

 

Se ela reagir mesmo MUITO mal, então corre para fora da casa dela enquanto disparas um extintor para as paredes, ao mesmo tempo que cantas aos gritos o hino da Guatemala.

 

De seguida, chega a casa e dá uns linguados à tua cadela e mete essa merda no YouPorn.

 

 

In english:

 

This might seem a little bad, but help me decide.

 

The situation is the follow: I have two chicks that I like right now. One of them already invited me to go to her house tomorrow to see a movie and after stay sleeping with her... The other one has texted me stating that she would like to go jogging with me, also taht she enjoys a lot to jog with someone.

 

The problem here is that the second one is much hotter than the first... The sencond one is phisicly perfect. One of those chicks that when you walk by is impossible not to starre :drool:

So, should I go to the first one and get an awesome night or should I try to make things right with the other one? I like being with them both, but I'm affraid that nothing happens with neither... Having already things going good with the first one

 

w*** one off to a napkin. Stick that sh*t to your forehead

 

Nex, hang a flag of Ex Sovietic Republic Comercial Organization on your ass and some christmas lights on your tits and go enter running into the house of the chick you like.

 

If she reacts badly, immediatly invite her to open an account o Besnet Super Income with Nomal Gross up to 3%. She promptly leave you, but you'll get a clean conscious that she will apply her incomes in the wise way possible

 

If she takes it REALLY bad, then run outside while you fire an fire extinguisher to the walls, and at the same time you shout the Guatemala anthem.

 

Next, go home and french kiss your dog and put that sh*t into YouPorn

 

 

 

wtf Jotenko lol - mentalist  :crazy2: :lol:

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The hell is going on here? :lol:

 

 

Influx of seemingly top class away fans, with nothing but kind words and helpful tips.

 

The mutual dislike of Sporting Lisbon is a plus point.

 

Sunderland and Graeme Souness too  :lol:

Graem Souness is a massive c***! Only brought trash players with him!  :buck2: 

 

His times at Benfica Newcastle were definitly some of the lowest of our history.

 

You guys dislike Sporting Sunderland because of that 4-1, right?! But that was in '04 '79... if you have faced it the last 4/5 years, you guys would completly kill them. They are complete trash, right now... 

 

In fact they are so trash, even Sunderland Sporting would destroy them! :lol:

scary aint it,
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Anybody booked yet?

 

Think I've got itinerary sorted, just need to book it all.

 

Got it all sorted, booking it tonight when I get in from work. My mate went and sorted it 10 minutes after the draw so now got to copy his plans to avoid being on me own!

 

Fancy sharing your plans?  Im not sure whether to fly to Faro or go direct to Lisbon from London.

 

Please don't take me wrong but that's the most weird signature I have ever seen.

 

Are you masochistic or something like that?

 

Why on Earth would someone like to be remembered all the time that he's married?  :o

 

Haha, i've just never taken it off after getting married. :lol:

 

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