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Wouldn't put it past the club to tell him to deliberately play badly to knock down his purchase price.

 

I suppose the more plausible explanation is that he hasn't been playing regularly for a long time and needs some match practice to get it going. Of course, it doesn't help that he's playing for the shittest team in the universe under a manager who turns everything he touches into dog poo.

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For strikers who were good in the Eredivisie, Luuk de Jong has looked more like a Jozy Altidore/Afonso Alves/Mateja Kezman than a Ruud van Nistelrooy/Robin van Persie/Luis Suárez in the Premiership.

 

:lol: did that even need to be said?

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For strikers who were good in the Eredivisie, Luuk de Jong has looked more like a Jozy Altidore/Afonso Alves/Mateja Kezman than a Ruud van Nistelrooy/Robin van Persie/Luis Suárez in the Premiership.

 

:lol: did that even need to be said?

Some crazy people still think he's worth buying. They point out his positives like "he has a good touch" and ignore or blame Pardew for his non-goal scoring qualities. I'm just hammering home the point that scoring a lot of goals in the Eredivisie doesn't always mean you can do the same elsewhere.

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De Jong is one of the most ineffective players we've ever had

 

Steady on, I can remember some absolute dross.

 

I'd say he's the most ineffective striker we've had since Chopra

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Rob McDonald.

Also scored if my memory serves correctly. Before my time but my dad reckons Billy Rafferty and Bobby Shinton were not exactly great. They didn't cost £8m or thereabouts though.

 

Rob was awful absolutely awful. Like you say though, it was when players were cheap, very cheap and not £8m.

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Rob McDonald.

Also scored if my memory serves correctly. Before my time but my dad reckons Billy Rafferty and Bobby Shinton were not exactly great. They didn't cost £8m or thereabouts though.

 

Rob was awful absolutely awful. Like you say though, it was when players were cheap, very cheap and not £8m.

 

The worst footballer I have ever seen play for us by some distance imo. Bought from Turkey? iirc, on the basis io video evidence? again iirc

Utter dross.

Makes the likes of Des Hamilton and Williamson look like world beaters in comparison.

 

as for de Jong..I think we may well take an option on him. He's gonna be cheaper now

 

Not as bad as some say, and not as good either. I find him just..............meh.

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Rob McDonald.

Also scored if my memory serves correctly. Before my time but my dad reckons Billy Rafferty and Bobby Shinton were not exactly great. They didn't cost £8m or thereabouts though.

 

Rob was awful absolutely awful. Like you say though, it was when players were cheap, very cheap and not £8m.

 

The worst footballer I have ever seen play for us by some distance imo. Bought from Turkey? iirc, on the basis io video evidence? again iirc

Utter dross.

Makes the likes of Des Hamilton and Williamson look like world beaters in comparison.

 

as for de Jong..I think we may well take an option on him. He's gonna be cheaper now

 

Not as bad as some say, and not as good either. I find him just..............meh.

 

I'd sign De Jong, despite him not showing much so far i think he has something about him. Des Hamilton :lol: god what a signing he was.

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Didn't Rob McDonald come from a Dutch club? I remember him being shite. Think he scored for us too. Andreas "Pamela" Andersson was another.

 

Danish club, Ikast FS according to Wiki.

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Didn't Rob McDonald come from a Dutch club? I remember him being shite. Think he scored for us too. Andreas "Pamela" Andersson was another.

 

 

Jesus, he was weaker than piss him.

 

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Na, Frank Pingel.

He scored though - remember him and Benny Kristensen.

Sure Benny was the better one of the two anarl.

 

Benny was CB who played in midfield a bit from i recall.

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Didn't Rob McDonald come from a Dutch club? I remember him being s****. Think he scored for us too. Andreas "Pamela" Andersson was another.

 

 

Jesus, he was weaker than p*ss him.

 

 

Dear lord. You are dredging the fuckers up now LOL.

 

Thing with de Jong and most of them actually, is that the whole club has me just so deflated and down that its hard to judge if any of them are good, average, poor, piss poor or sholaesque.

in the past we have had some crumbs.

I wsn't the biggest fan of McKeag and co but even then we had 'some' direction, some crumbs of comfort.

 

Now its just shit from the very top to the very bottom, with a big side order of shit, flavoured with grated shit and served on a bed of wilted shit.

 

Literally not even the 90 mins of footbal to lose yourself in. I was never really able to divorce the game from the wider issues, I know many can and do. just watch the 90 mins and go home, not really interested or particularly bothered in the other things. (The wider state of the club, its links to the community, the stadium, direction, ambition etc)

 

For me 'we' have always been more than the 90 mins, more than just the game of football. thats why this regime is so soul destroyingly evil and pernicious.

 

 

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Didn't Rob McDonald come from a Dutch club? I remember him being s****. Think he scored for us too. Andreas "Pamela" Andersson was another.

 

 

Jesus, he was weaker than p*ss him.

 

 

Think he only scored 4, 3 of them at Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford & Anfield. :lol:

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