TRon Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 None of our players have played over 40 games, only 4 have played more than 30, and one of them is a goalkeeper. Meanwhile most of Chelsea's first team players are on around 45-50 games. Aye, and Benitez has been complaining about tiredness for months. January 3rd January 27th Mid Feb March April Sorry I thought we were talking about performances and results. They're third and have played in two semi finals with one still to come ffs. And spent half a billion? Sorry, again you're talking about something completely different to me. I thought we were discussing fatigue. Why are their players able to play fifty games and perform while ours can't manage thirty without apparently being completely knackered? Are you claiming they have more stamina depending on how much they cost? No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. You know what would be really funny? If Pardew got sacked, went back to selling double glazing and sorted you out with a cracking deal on some nice Everest windows. Then some kid punted a football 50 yards long and it smashed right through your newly fitted glass panes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 None of our players have played over 40 games, only 4 have played more than 30, and one of them is a goalkeeper. Meanwhile most of Chelsea's first team players are on around 45-50 games. Aye, and Benitez has been complaining about tiredness for months. January 3rd January 27th Mid Feb March April Sorry I thought we were talking about performances and results. They're third and have played in two semi finals with one still to come ffs. And spent half a billion? Sorry, again you're talking about something completely different to me. I thought we were discussing fatigue. Why are their players able to play fifty games and perform while ours can't manage thirty without apparently being completely knackered? Are you claiming they have more stamina depending on how much they cost? No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. You know what would be really funny? If Pardew got sacked, went back to selling double glazing and sorted you out with a cracking deal on some nice Everest windows. Then some kid punted a football 50 yards long and it smashed right through your newly fitted glass panes. Random. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Is that even a joke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 None of our players have played over 40 games, only 4 have played more than 30, and one of them is a goalkeeper. Meanwhile most of Chelsea's first team players are on around 45-50 games. Aye, and Benitez has been complaining about tiredness for months. January 3rd January 27th Mid Feb March April Sorry I thought we were talking about performances and results. They're third and have played in two semi finals with one still to come ffs. And spent half a billion? Sorry, again you're talking about something completely different to me. I thought we were discussing fatigue. Why are their players able to play fifty games and perform while ours can't manage thirty without apparently being completely knackered? Are you claiming they have more stamina depending on how much they cost? No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. You know what would be really funny? If Pardew got sacked, went back to selling double glazing and sorted you out with a cracking deal on some nice Everest windows. Then some kid punted a football 50 yards long and it smashed right through your newly fitted glass panes. Random. Be honest, you didn't expect Everest to be doing that today, did you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. not if its been put in by Pardew. think the word cowboy springs to mind. it'll probably fall off its hinges if someone walked past and farted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. not if its been put in by Pardew. think the word cowboy springs to mind. square panes in round holes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. not if its been put in by Pardew. think the word cowboy springs to mind. square panes in round holes? who the fuck knows, but im telling you when he gets the phone call from the disgruntled customer, you know Pardew excuse would be he was tired and had to put in two windows in a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. not if its been put in by Pardew. think the word cowboy springs to mind. square panes in round holes? who the fuck knows, but im telling you when he gets the phone call from the disgruntled customer, you know Pardew excuse would be he was tired and had to put in two windows in a week. or he had to travel too far to his previous job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 its really hard to break double glazing with a ball like, moreso from 50 yards long. not if its been put in by Pardew. think the word cowboy springs to mind. it'll probably fall off its hinges if someone walked past and farted. Pards' guarantee would only last for the first half of the warranty period. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. How many had ours played before Pardew brought the subject up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Would love to see him hit another 1000 pages. Here's to him, Nufc and 12/13 season. Get this one right and he'll be loved forever by some toon fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 None of our players have played over 40 games, only 4 have played more than 30, and one of them is a goalkeeper. Meanwhile most of Chelsea's first team players are on around 45-50 games. Aye, and Benitez has been complaining about tiredness for months. January 3rd January 27th Mid Feb March April Sorry I thought we were talking about performances and results. They're third and have played in two semi finals with one still to come ffs. And spent half a billion? Sorry, again you're talking about something completely different to me. I thought we were discussing fatigue. Why are their players able to play fifty games and perform while ours can't manage thirty without apparently being completely knackered? Are you claiming they have more stamina depending on how much they cost? No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. You know what would be really funny? If Pardew got sacked, went back to selling double glazing and sorted you out with a cracking deal on some nice Everest windows. Then some kid punted a football 50 yards long and it smashed right through your newly fitted glass panes. Random. Be honest, you didn't expect Everest to be doing that today, did you? Very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 The first time I can find tiredness being brought up by Pardew was 30th October, we'd played 15 games in total at that time, only 9 league games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 None of our players have played over 40 games, only 4 have played more than 30, and one of them is a goalkeeper. Meanwhile most of Chelsea's first team players are on around 45-50 games. Aye, and Benitez has been complaining about tiredness for months. January 3rd January 27th Mid Feb March April Sorry I thought we were talking about performances and results. They're third and have played in two semi finals with one still to come ffs. And spent half a billion? Sorry, again you're talking about something completely different to me. I thought we were discussing fatigue. Why are their players able to play fifty games and perform while ours can't manage thirty without apparently being completely knackered? Are you claiming they have more stamina depending on how much they cost? No, as I said Benitez was complaining about tiredness 3 months ago when there players hadn't even played 30 games. Their players are able to challenge in 4 competitions and be 3rd because they're better players. We have players that could challenge mid-table with the fatigue that comes from this many games. A broken back, dislocated shoulder or anterior cruciate and the like that have seen us without players long term aren't really brought on by tiredness though. You know what would be really funny? If Pardew got sacked, went back to selling double glazing and sorted you out with a cracking deal on some nice Everest windows. Then some kid punted a football 50 yards long and it smashed right through your newly fitted glass panes. Random. Be honest, you didn't expect Everest to be doing that today, did you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm sick to death of hearing about fatigue, tiredness etc. These are top class athletes if they can't play 2 games a week like all the top teams do then either we've bought a load of unfit players or its down to the coaching and fitness staff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 The tiredness crap is so tedious. How about all the Championship sides? 46 league games and 2 cups, so let's say 50 games. I'm sure they're not complaining like little bitches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm sick to death of hearing about fatigue, tiredness etc. These are top class athletes if they can't play 2 games a week like all the top teams do then either we've bought a load of unfit players or its down to the coaching and fitness staff. It's the easiest excuse to use and he uses it time and time again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone needs to get on to Fergie and tell him that his players are fit enough to play twice a week and his rotation policy is a waste of time. Think how many titles he'd have won if he'd just played his best eleven every game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone needs to get on to Fergie and tell him that his players are fit enough to play twice a week and his rotation policy is a waste of time. Think how many titles he'd have won if he'd just played his best eleven every game. We've rotated our players as much as any other team. But of course Pardew has managed to convince everybody otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone needs to get on to Fergie and tell him that his players are fit enough to play twice a week and his rotation policy is a waste of time. Think how many titles he'd have won if he'd just played his best eleven every game. This unbelievably shit crack just completely ignores the fact that we've been utter dross all season of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone needs to get on to Fergie and tell him that his players are fit enough to play twice a week and his rotation policy is a waste of time. Think how many titles he'd have won if he'd just played his best eleven every game. We've rotated our players as much as any other team. But of course Pardew has managed to convince everybody otherwise. We've used more players than any other team in the league ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone needs to get on to Fergie and tell him that his players are fit enough to play twice a week and his rotation policy is a waste of time. Think how many titles he'd have won if he'd just played his best eleven every game. haha, actually the worst post ever made. Considering we've used more players than anybody and we're still absolutely fucking shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 This is another thing about Pardew's excuses. They contradict each other. One week he uses the injury problems as an excuse, the next he uses the tiredness excuse (when said players should be fresher than anybody because they've barely fucking played). It's actually comical. The top managers like Wenger and Fergie come up with shite after matches to take the attention away from the players and place it on themselves. Pardew does it try and mask and hide is own failures and place it on anybody/anything possible. The total shyster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 This is another thing about Pardew's excuses. They contradict each other. One week he uses the injury problems as an excuse, the next he uses the tiredness excuse (when said players should be fresher than anybody because they've barely fucking played). It's actually comical. The top managers like Wenger and Fergie come up with shite after matches to take the attention away from the players and place it on themselves. Pardew does it try and mask and hide is own failures and place it on anybody/anything possible. The total shyster. Didn't he say after one of the Benfica games that half the players were tired after Thursday and the other half were rusty because they hadn't played on Thursday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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