Guest firetotheworks Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Gutted for the lad ffs. He won the lottery coming here instead of scratching around France for a pittance. Just a shame he's an utterly useless footballer. He has limited worth. Naturally all of it is moot when he's played where he is. I absolutely hate him like, but I knew it would end up this way, it was the same with Jonas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 He's not a weak link, he's not even a link, he's the absence of a link in a chain keeping a hoard of genocidal rapist dinosaurs away from your family Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 He literally does nothing, offers nothing, has no potential, just fucking nothing. Cowardly fucking Pardew epitome cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I wince when I see he is set to start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 If he doesn't score or assist anything tomorrow, Gouffran's 2014 stats will read: Played 33 Goals 0 Assists 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 If he doesn't score or assist anything tomorrow, Gouffran's 2014 stats will read: Played 33 Goals 0 Assists 2 Pardew clearly plays him for defensive reasons and work rate, I don't think he'll be too arsed about those stats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 If he doesn't score or assist anything tomorrow, Gouffran's 2014 stats will read: Played 33 Goals 0 Assists 2 Pardew clearly plays him for defensive reasons and work rate, I don't think he'll be too arsed about those stats Funny because he's shit defensively as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 60 goals conceded in the games he's played as well, so his defensive work is obviously a key part of our fantastic efforts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 What were the two assists? Was one of them when he waved a lazy leg at a cross against Burnley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 One'll be the header back for Cisse against Hull Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Hull this season and west ham away last season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Well he should probably get an assist for the one Skrtel powered past his own keeper at Anfield Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Going to Palace in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 So fucking bad man, it's not even funny anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Give him his due he had a good game today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Give him his due he had a good game today. He did? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Give him his due he had a good game today. He did? Yes he did actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I feel really sorry for this bloke. He was a decent Ligue 1 striker who would probably get us 8-10 a season if played through the middle, turned into a wing-back because he runs a lot. He's a desperate player being used where he is. I blame Pardew 100%, not him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Give him his due he had a good game today. He did? Yes he did actually. Did he fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Give him his due he had a good game today. He did? Yes he did actually. Did he fuck Yes he did. Wasn't too chuffed to see him playing but he did have a good game today and only people with an agenda against him could argue otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstef Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 He was average today. It's better than being shite, but he was still average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 He didn't. He was a lot less shit than usually but if that's a good game I've got a 30 inch cock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Off to Palace in January? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I feel really sorry for this bloke. He was a decent Ligue 1 striker who would probably get us 8-10 a season if played through the middle, turned into a wing-back because he runs a lot. He's a desperate player being used where he is. I blame Pardew 100%, not him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I feel really sorry for this bloke. He was a decent Ligue 1 striker who would probably get us 8-10 a season if played through the middle, turned into a wing-back because he runs a lot. He's a desperate player being used where he is. I blame Pardew 100%, not him. Completely agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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