Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 FFS more stats and graphs.... <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=16950"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bfd.gif"></a> FFS, more Gifs Your predictable response to every single post where I include a number is the boring part of the stats debate. Others have said they appreciate them and commented on points of interest raised. The argument of stats being bollocks or not is fucking tedious. I prefer to stick to the footballing discussion, irrespective of the degree to which you think the numbers might illuminate the argument or not. Because the stats, not you, are bollocks. Stats do not tell you everything and can be used to decieve and mislead. They're bollocks. Personally i find gifs funny and stats boring as bollocks, but that's just me. Speaking of stats, do you work out what night to rivet the wife, i mean is it done a percentage scale, worked out by days, months etc. Because you dont half remind of the teacher from Little Britain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 That points table is genuinely interesting. Nowt to do with Pardew debate like. That's what I thought too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 "stats don't tell you everything" doesn't mean they tell you nothing. this anti-stats crusade is canny retarded imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 "stats don't tell you everything" doesn't mean they tell you nothing. this anti-stats crusade is canny retarded imo Kind of retarded to not realise when you say "stats don't tell you everything", by definition that would mean they tell you something and not nothing. Then I suppose being retarded would mean you someone wouldn't realise it, would you not think ?. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Anti stats crusade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Factophobia. It's a disease. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/KXJBxeq.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Stats are not facts. You can quote me on that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Three statisticians go duck hunting on a lake. They spot a duck. The first one fires, but misses six inches to the left. The second one fires and misses six inches to the right. The third one shouts 'Got him!' Please yourselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Three statisticians go duck hunting on a lake. They spot a duck. The first one fires, but misses six inches to the left. The second one fires and misses six inches to the right. The third one shouts 'Got him!' Please yourselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Stats are not facts. You can quote me on that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I wasn't sure I'd ever side with Happy Face, then N-O's answer appeared to be GIFs and Little Britain clips. Reconsidering my position. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I wasn't sure I'd ever side with Happy Face, then N-O's answer appeared to be GIFs and Little Britain clips. Reconsidering my position. No, they're my answers, and mine alone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Ahhh. Still. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Ahhh. Still. You may well have noticed i'm not a fan of stats. HF is probably a perfectly nice man in his percentaged, pie charted, spreadsheeted starter for ten life. I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Ahhh. Still. You may well have noticed i'm not a fan of stats. HF is probably a perfectly nice man in his percentaged, pie charted, spreadsheeted starter for ten life. I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. by the law of averages they must do occaisionally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 The past is no indicator for the future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 righty'o just got in, can anybody summarise whats gone on? Pardew today good or bad? http://www.sundriesshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Irony-Meter-Explode.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Ahhh. Still. You may well have noticed i'm not a fan of stats. HF is probably a perfectly nice man in his percentaged, pie charted, spreadsheeted starter for ten life. I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. by the law of averages they must do occaisionally. I'd like to see some stats on that TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 This thread ! http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/198/5/0/spin_dalek_right_round_by_Elkaddalek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Stats just show what we already know but it's too boring to remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. There's not a post in this thread, no matter what length, that tells the whole story. Daft to demand a view that is panoptic in ANY form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. There's not a post in this thread, no matter what length, that tells the whole story. Daft to demand a view that is panoptic in ANY form. what story are you talking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Every time I come into this thread I come out more confused than when I came in ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I just detest stats, never do they tell the whole story, ever. There's not a post in this thread, no matter what length, that tells the whole story. Daft to demand a view that is panoptic in ANY form. Do shush, you just dont like the fact that stats are bumhole, twist around like a twisty thing all you like. It's guff and you know it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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