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West Ham vs Newcastle Utd - 04/05/13 @ 3pm (No TV)


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Doesn't matter about the details. Eleven players, eight of which are there purely to defend, will shamble onto the field in some kind of lopsided negative muddle to be roundly beaten by a team who are organised, hard-working, disciplined and balanced. Carroll and Nolan will both score.

 

Let's see if we can keep it less than six this time eh? Hopefully we get a few more tacklers on the pitch, that must be where we are going wrong.

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Former manager who left us with a bit of bad blood, Geordie former striker with something to prove after his big money move flopped and our former goalscoring midfielder captain.  Nothing can go wrong here.

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Only option is winning.

 

Winning? what's that?

 

Putting the ball inside that kind of rectangular net at the end of the field more times than your adversary during 90 minutes.

 

Nope, still don't follow you.....

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Only option is winning.

 

Winning? what's that?

 

Putting the ball inside that kind of rectangular net at the end of the field more times than your adversary during 90 minutes.

 

Wait, there's a net at their end of the pitch too?  Wow, hope we get to see it one day.

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless cunts to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless c***s to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

 

I am not a useless c***.

 

My mother usually says to me that I wasn't THAT much unplanned and in terms of beauty I am "OK, I guess".

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless c***s to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

 

What would YOUR mom say about that kind of language?

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Let's just get ridiculous lucky for once please.

 

tbf we've had some luck this season already, that's the scary thing. Imagine arse-gate didn't happen.

 

Pahahahahaha Arse-gate. :lol: That was one of the luckiest things I've ever seen like, if I was a West Brom fan I'd have been fuming.

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless c***s to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

 

What would YOUR mom say about that kind of language?

 

she'd say "howay leggy pet, divint be sayin that like, yo"

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless c***s to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

 

What would YOUR mom say about that kind of language?

 

Me mar doesn't give a fuck mate.

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Mental, this jotenko kid. Winning ffs.

 

Seriously, by looking at the table you better win this.

 

:lol: We know mate.  We'd all like to win the game, doesn't mean it's likely to happen or anything.

 

How did we manage to take you useless c***s to the last minute of the tie in the Europa btw?

 

 

http://i45.tinypic.com/24ysm00.jpg

 

 

What would YOUR mom say about that kind of language?

 

she'd say "howay leggy pet, divint be sayin that like, yo"

 

:lol: Yo?

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Let's just get ridiculous lucky for once please.

 

tbf we've had some luck this season already, that's the scary thing. Imagine arse-gate didn't happen.

 

Pahahahahaha Arse-gate. :lol: That was one of the luckiest things I've ever seen like, if I was a West Brom fan I'd have been fuming.

 

:lol: Not to mention leaving it late against Stoke and Fulham. Few minutes, combined, away from being in relegation :undecided:

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It's so hot, I am completely naked and still am hot.

 

My girlfriend is sleeping, she was waiting for some oral sex but eventually she felt asleep. I didn't feel like doing it because I had a Big Mac for dinner and now my breath is smelling like rotten onions.

 

Outside it's 18ºC

 

Tired of this. I can barely sleep.

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