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Is Harper retiring? Always thought he's interested in prolonging his career in the lower leagues.

Probably not, I did just get it off the BBC. :lol:

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Newcastle United FC @NUFCOfficial 1h

 

Fancy catching @WiganCosmos v Goose Green FC at St. James' Park today? Enter the stadium via the Bar 1892 entrance. Kick off is at 4pm #NUFC

 

Big crowd?

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Ferguson

Beckham

Scholes

Carragher

Owen

Neville

Petrov

Harper

Van Bommel

Carlos

Shevchenko

Ballack

Inzaghi

All retiring.

 

Some absolute legends of the game on that list. And half of them should have retired years ago...

 

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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/mother-duck-ducklings-visit-newcastle-3869259

 

 

Hearing about the Toon’s away kit release, this web-footed fan waddled her Tyne army straight to the checkout.

 

Beating most paying fans, Mrs Duck and her fluffy squad arrived at the club shop in the city centre minutes after Newcastle United’s latest strip went on sale.

 

She was topped only by Toon supporter Andrew Dixon who was first in store to buy the two-tone blue shirt emblazoned with the logo of sponsors Wonga.com.

 

Folk were left amused as they watched the flock carefully cross a road, enter the store and browse around for a few minutes before leaving.

 

Staff from the shop called the RSPCA as a precaution to make sure the birds were unharmed.

 

However, this is not the first time a flock of ducks have paid a visit to the Toon sto

 

It is understood a group of birds made a similar appearance at a previous kit launch and left after inspecting the new strips.

 

The feathered creatures have been turning heads all week in the city centre and members of the public have been reporting sightings on social networking site Twitter.

 

Last Friday, one woman said: “What on earth are ducks doing waddling round Newcastle centre?”

 

On Wednesday, one shopper added: “There are two ducks just casually walking round Newcastle. Suppose it is wet enough.”

 

And on Thursday, Diana Kaye Florist tweeted: “Yesterday ducks on Northumberland Street, Newcastle, plodding in the rain outside our store and today sunshine.”

 

:aww:

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But what about if shots that missed the target actually hit the woodwork, and shots that hit the post actually missed, and shots that hit the bar actually hit the post, and shots that went in actually were saved, but that shots that were saved actually went in.

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But what about if shots that missed the target actually hit the woodwork, and shots that hit the post actually missed, and shots that hit the bar actually hit the post, and shots that went in actually were saved, but that shots that were saved actually went in.

Then Brendan Rogers wins the passing, of course

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