Ritchie Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Khedira gets less than Arbeloa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Got Sunday Supplement on TV out of habit, so naturally shouted at Steve Bates that he's an incoherent twat and the missus said "you know he's a twat, so why do you watch it?" and waited for the answer. "I need to shout at someone and know I'm in the right once a week." Is it possible that this is the function of this programme, some kind of therapy for the nation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 http://www.goal.com/en/news/90/france/2014/09/06/5088694/ribery-could-get-banned-for-france-retirement-platini?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter what a strange set of quotes by Platini. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 http://www.goal.com/en/news/90/france/2014/09/06/5088694/ribery-could-get-banned-for-france-retirement-platini?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter what a strange set of quotes by Platini. Unbelievably idiotic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 France did the same with Makelele didn't they? See no point in calling up a player whose heart is no longer in it, and chances are you will get a half-arsed performance anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Still makes no sense to me that. Didn't Papiss do something similar? If the player doesn't want to play. Why force him? Surely you can find players prepared to play for their country... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why isn't there a non-compulsory cutoff age, 30 or 32, where you can just say goodbye without penalty to club football? By all means stay on if both player and national team coach want to continue e.g. Klose, but otherwise don't force them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why would there ever be a penalty in club football anyway, it's absolutely mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Was wondering where Darren O'Dea was http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29053600 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 There is a rumour on Twitter that Maicon has been kicked out of Brazil's team for cumming in Luiz's shampoo bottle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 There is a rumour on Twitter that Maicon has been kicked out of Brazil's team for cumming in Luiz's shampoo bottle. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 This is the other one which is going around: @Sport_Witness: Brazilian midfielder Elias got so drunk in a nightclub he urinated on the floor, passed out. Maicon and Oscar decided to teach him a lesson. @Sport_Witness: Back at the hotel, Oscar now wimped out, Maicon put Elias on a bed and smeared pepper on the midfielder's anus. And then condensed milk. @Sport_Witness: When Elias woke, Maicon told him about the shenanigans night before and said Elias had been sexually assaulted by four men, he'd seen it. @Sport_Witness: The only evidence was the milk. Elias went to Dunga, distraught, and told him everything. Police were called, Maicon confessed to the joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 This is the other one which is going around: @Sport_Witness: Brazilian midfielder Elias got so drunk in a nightclub he urinated on the floor, passed out. Maicon and Oscar decided to teach him a lesson. @Sport_Witness: Back at the hotel, Oscar now wimped out, Maicon put Elias on a bed and smeared pepper on the midfielder's anus. And then condensed milk. @Sport_Witness: When Elias woke, Maicon told him about the shenanigans night before and said Elias had been sexually assaulted by four men, he'd seen it. @Sport_Witness: The only evidence was the milk. Elias went to Dunga, distraught, and told him everything. Police were called, Maicon confessed to the joke. :lol: No idea where the Luiz rumours came from, but heard that Elias and Maicon are involved in something and that Maicon had to leave the team and is not welcome back to play under Dunga. Apparently both Elias and Maicon were caught with girls or so in their rooms and Maicon was kicked out while Elias is kept in the team (to not create a massive fuzz about it all) but won't get a chance to play again. Wonder which rumour is true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Apparently both Elias and Maicon were caught with girls or so in their rooms and Maicon was kicked out while Elias is kept in the team (to not create a massive fuzz about it all) but won't get a chance to play again. Wonder which rumour is true. You're lucky only shit players got caught, then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Is Maicon not 33, what's he doing in the Brazil squad anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 This is the other one which is going around: @Sport_Witness: Brazilian midfielder Elias got so drunk in a nightclub he urinated on the floor, passed out. Maicon and Oscar decided to teach him a lesson. @Sport_Witness: Back at the hotel, Oscar now wimped out, Maicon put Elias on a bed and smeared pepper on the midfielder's anus. And then condensed milk. @Sport_Witness: When Elias woke, Maicon told him about the shenanigans night before and said Elias had been sexually assaulted by four men, he'd seen it. @Sport_Witness: The only evidence was the milk. Elias went to Dunga, distraught, and told him everything. Police were called, Maicon confessed to the joke. This rumour was started by a satirical site btw. They even put the name of the journalist as Thomas Ravelli (ex-Swedish goalkeeper). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Is Maicon not 33, what's he doing in the Brazil squad anyway? getting hammered and doing a sex by the looks of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Is Maicon not 33, what's he doing in the Brazil squad anyway? getting hammered and doing a sex by the looks of it. Another rumour is that he was caught having sex with Elias No idea how true any of these rumours are tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every rumour include Elias? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every rumour include Elias? Cause he's shit and no one wants him in the team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/toon-mad-pals-outraged-new-school-7733503 class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every rumour include Elias? Cause he's s*** and no one wants him in the team so harsh Elias: "oh I wonder what is in the newspaper today I sure hope it's interesting" Paper: "RUBBISH ELIAS RAPED BY MAICON" Elias: "oh what an unfortunate rumour I hope that's all that's in here" Paper: "P*SS-SOAKED ELIAS'S PEPPERED ANUS SHAME" Elias: "oh well" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Why does every rumour include Elias? Cause he's s*** and no one wants him in the team so harsh Elias: "oh I wonder what is in the newspaper today I sure hope it's interesting" Paper: "RUBBISH ELIAS RAPED BY MAICON" Elias: "oh what an unfortunate rumour I hope that's all that's in here" Paper: "P*SS-SOAKED ELIAS'S PEPPERED ANUS SHAME" Elias: "oh well" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/toon-mad-pals-outraged-new-school-7733503 class I love the comment from "Andy": Well, as annoying as it was, maybe the kids should be grateful they have a parent who goes to the trouble of it for them. Refuse to use the bag? Fine, carry everything in your pockets you ungrateful little sh*ts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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