RIP Joe Kinnear (1946–2024)

[Hanshithispantz]

"We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs."

[Jack Flash]

"We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs."

 

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[TaylorJ_01]

No amount of wanks can salvage this day.

 

 

And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that 

 

[TheHoob]

Just listening to the TalkSport interview for the first time.

 

"Water off a ducks arse"

 

:lol: Brilliant already.

[ChrisMcQuillan]

This all feels like such a bad dream.

 

The hierarchy here are just nuts.

[toontownman]

Oh my fucking word. He is fuckin nuts. I'm not even mad.. I'm impressed.

 

Can see him sacked before he starts at this rate, what a lunatic, he is a one man wrecking crew. Genius move, see kinnear over to negotiate fees, they will give us what we want to get rid of him.

 

This is the biggest farce yet from Ashely. Fuck me.

[TaylorJ_01]

"We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like f***ing LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs."

 

I might write some more 'Steve Kean: the eccie chronicles' but with Joe Kinnear and his obvious meth use.

 

"Joe, we need to talk to you about transfers"

"Argh fuck am pure buzzin oan meth man"

"Joe please we are really worried about your meth use"

"Fuck off man am fine leave us alone"

 

It basically writes itself.

[Pilko]

I don't know what's funnier, the string of mispronunciations or the rat-a-tat of bare faced lies he came out with. I think the highlight was probably his claim that he bought Tim Krul.

[Ronaldo]

Would it be wrong if all of us murdered Mike Ashley?

[toontownman]

Ashley clearly mirroring old wwe storylines as vince McMahon bringing in the NWO to poison the wwe.

 

It's the Kinnear World Order!

[aussiemag]

How does Ashley not see what 99.999% of the population see. He mustn't want to sabotage the club, he's brought in Debuchy and Mbiwa on fairly large fees. it's all just baffling. Anyone person on this board could do a better job at director of football than that senile old cunt. Signing a goal scorer won't change our results, it's the supply and tactics that need changed first and foremost. A striker IS needed, but signing just a striker and changing nothing else won't see a change in results. The problem is Pardew, the senile dinosaur and fat cunt ash don't see any of this. Graham Carr must be scratching his head thinking, "what is going on here?!" Our only hope is that Carr can somehow manipulate Kinnear into his philosophy and recommended signings, otherwise we are fucked.

[toontownman]

Well not that this means much but we were linked to remy, sissoko, Sakho, samba, gomis and bent when he was manager..

 

Kinnear has been the mastermind pulling the strings all along..krul, tapping up perch a year before he signed. He actually brought shearer to the club.

[Kanj]

Would it be wrong if all of us murdered Mike Ashley?

 

Nope. Not all dude.

[aussiemag]

Can we rename the thread " Joke inn ear"

[mrmojorisin75]

We should start asking ourselves what is so bad on the horizon that JFK is being wheeled out to deflect attention away from when it comes?

[toontownman]

well for a start another season of this..

 

 

Then this

 

  - new contract

- "Tiote is a ready made replacement for cabaye as our box to box midfielder

- "we are lucky to have such versatility, with cisse playing on the right wing we can really get the best out of shola, who I think will prove alot of people wrong that said we should have bought another striker this past summer."

[mrmojorisin75]

What are HBA, Debuchy, Cabs, Cisse etc gonna make of this mad old dinosaur man

 

 

 

[Thomson Mouse]

The only way I can deal with this at the moment is to laugh, otherwise I'm not sure what I'd do.

 

Just imagine if he tried to say Gaël Bigirimana on TS.

 

Oh my days.

[Decky]

Gay Big mania

[matta]

I expekt all our good players to leave now, and who can blame them. Relegation fight incoming.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Talksport pulling apart his claims and only just stopping short of driving him to an asylum this morning. Shepherd on later to add his two pennith worth

[oldtype]

At this point I suspect that Ashley did indeed intend to bring Kinnear in on some honorary "jobs for the boys" capacity, but everyone's been taken aback by how he's unilaterally gone to the press and vastly overstated his authority.

 

They're now delaying confirmation while trying to figure out the least embarrassing way out of this mess.

 

Total shambles really.

[Eddy Chibas]

Embarrasing as his pressbites can be, thanks to JK's football philosophy it's a nice deadlock breaker to have in Pardew's corner, in the event of any stalemates & debate at the decision table over transfer targets (particularly between Carr & Pardew) - technically gifted player X (from France or Holland, Carr's hunting ground/where his contacts are) vs physical, locally based header & tackler preferably with obvious English football experience (more suited to Pardew & more in line with Kinnear's thinking). 

 

Increased chance, at last, that Pardew will be able to build a side in his image and more suited to his palette, and probably tightens up the current disconnect which exists in our player recruiting.

 

From a football purist's viewpoint JK's appointment grinds at my bones, and aside from that it has the jobs-for-the-boys scent about it.

 

However if FCB & Lambiarse steadfastly believe that Pardew is their MAN, long-term, why not include somebody, in the football front-office with a somewhat & basic shared philosophy toward football, long-ball footy (minus Pardew's reliance on doing homework in the filmroom - focusing opponent's attacking strengths, obsessing over stats etc)? 

 

 

 

 

[Anon]

"Out of respect to Joe and his family, we haven't made a statement until we had contacted them. There has been no job offer to Joe Kiinear."

[toontownman]

Embarrasing as his pressbites can be, thanks to JK's football philosophy it's a nice deadlock breaker to have in Pardew's corner, in the event of any stalemates & debate at the decision table over transfer targets (particularly between Carr & Pardew) - technically gifted player X (from France or Holland, Carr's hunting ground/where his contacts are) vs physical, locally based header & tackler preferably with obvious English football experience (more suited to Pardew & more in line with Kinnear's thinking). 

 

Increased chance, at last, that Pardew will be able to build a side in his image and more suited to his palette, and probably tightens up the current disconnect which exists in our player recruiting.

 

From a football purist's viewpoint JK's appointment grinds at my bones, and aside from that it has the jobs-for-the-boys scent about it.

 

However if FCB & Lambiarse steadfastly believe that Pardew is their MAN, long-term, why not include somebody, in the football front-office with a somewhat & basic shared philosophy toward football, long-ball footy (minus Pardew's reliance on doing homework in the filmroom - focusing opponent's attacking strengths, obsessing over stats etc)? 

 

Don't think that is particularly the case, and a bit of conjecture. He was linked to a fair few foreign imports when he was here. None of them came off though. He signed a few foreigners a Wimbledon, but this was at a time when the majority of British teams had a majority of British players playing for them. In between the madness he said, I am certain we will pick the best players available at the best price regardless of where they come from.

 

  Wouldn't say Kinnear was a long ball merchant either, but you are probably right with the style of player he might look for, he likes a more direct smash and grab style or traditional using wingers. Wouldn't say Premier league or local makes a difference.

 

Absolute f***ing disaster he is back at the club though. Other teams will be absolutely dreading receiving a phone call. Sure it won't take long for certain teams to refuse to deal with us, due to Kinnear offending them.