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Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias: “Joe’s experience will be of great benefit to the club in achieving our objectives” #nufc

 

:anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish:

 

Experience in what. Shambolic, club killing fuckwittery?

 

Getting rid of the manager at no cost.

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We're staring into the abyss here, like. It's only going to get worse from here on.

 

A ball's not even been kicked man. Put the razor blades away. Top half finish, easy.

 

Funnily enough, I wasn't even talking about the football. We're a long way off that yet.

 

Good effort, though. You're a credit to this site.

 

Cheers. Not got round to responding to that PM, I see.

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Fuck this shit.

 

The man is a mentally unstable imbecile who managed to insult the fans and players in his first interview.  He's actually deluded, he believes in events that have been shown to have never occurred.  His tactical knowledge is laughable and his history in the transfer market is meagre at best.

 

If I didn't have a season ticket I wouldn't attend.  Even with a season ticket I'm contemplating just staying away until he disappears.

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We're staring into the abyss here, like. It's only going to get worse from here on.

 

A ball's not even been kicked man. Put the razor blades away. Top half finish, easy.

 

Funnily enough, I wasn't even talking about the football. We're a long way off that yet.

 

Good effort, though. You're a credit to this site.

 

Cheers. Not got round to responding to that PM, I see.

 

Not at all, I'm just not going to.

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BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 28s

Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias: “Joe’s experience will be of great benefit to the club in achieving our objectives” #nufc

 

:anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish:

 

Objectives:

  • Make the club a laughing stock - achieved!
  • Fuck knows...

 

 

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Part of me hoping Pardew and the players kick off ASAP. Would be better now than when we're hovering above the relegation zone.

:thup: Full scale rebellion. He can't sell them all, can he?

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At least the Wonga stuff has been harpooned out of the limelight :lol:

 

They're probably paying his wages for his lunch. :lol:

 

With Derek lambz... Derek Lamez........with Alan :lol:

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So next season we have to look forward to:

Pardew's tactics

Pardew's excuses

Hoof

Kinnear's Signings

Kinnear becoming manager when Pardew gets the sack.

Hoof

All our better players leaving.

Wonga

Players refusing to play because of Wonga

 

We are in for a treat.

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Could it be any more machivelian.

 

Ashley sure Pardew will walk if he appoint Kinnear above him.

 

Ashley sure Kinnear's ticker won't stand up to the job for more than a few months.

 

Ashley is ruthless, if he wanted Pards gone, he'd be gone.

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Could it be any more machivelian.

 

Ashley sure Pardew will walk if he appoint Kinnear above him.

 

Ashley sure Kinnear's ticker won't stand up to the job for more than a few months.

 

Here's hoping :lol:

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So next season we have to look forward to:

Pardew's tactics

Pardew's excuses

Hoof

Kinnear's Signings

Kinnear becoming manager when Pardew gets the sack.

Hoof

All our better players leaving.

Wonga

Players refusing to play because of Wonga

 

We are in for a treat.

 

Don't forget Amamobi. No chance he's going anywhere.

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When will we appoint Amanda Bynes as head of social media?

 

I'd be up for her as DOF over Kinnear. Worldwide brand tbf

 

Great tits and mad as a balloon....same as JFK tbf :lol:

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Yohan Cabaye is said to be furious after being called Yohan kebab by the new DOF.

 

His Lass Donna is also said to be livid

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